Paul O Connell can assemble the entire contents of an IKEA store without instructions or an alan key.

When Paul O Connell was a child, he made his mother finish his vegetables.

Every mathematical inequality officially ends with "< Paul O Connell".

If you wake up in the morning, it's because Paul O Connell spared your life.

Paul O Connell won the Tour de France on a unicycle to prove to Lance
Armstrong it wasn't a big deal. He thinks yellow wristbands are gay.

What color is Paul O Connell's blood? Trick question. Paul O Connell does not bleed.

Paul O Connell once forgot where he put his keys. He then spent the
next half-hour torturing himself until he gave up the location of the keys.

When Paul stares into the sun, the sun flinches.

If it tastes like chicken, looks like chicken, and feels like chicken, but Paul O Connell says its beef. Then it's beef.

James Bond has a license to kill. Paul O Connell don't need any licenses.

Paul O Connell' calender goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd, no one fools Paul O Connell.

1.6 billion Chinese are angry with Paul O Connell. Sounds like a fair fight.

Paul O Connell played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun and won.

Paul O Connell once won a game of Connect 4 in 3 moves.

You can lead a horse to water. Paul O Connell can make him drink.

Paul O Connell once ate an entire bottle of sleeping pills. They made him blink.

When you open a can of whoop-ass, Paul O Connell jumps out.

Simon Says should be renamed to Paul O Connell Says because if Paul O'Connell says something then you better do it.

Killing Paul O Connell doesn't make him dead. It just makes him angry.

Paul O Connell does the Sunday New York Times Crossword Puzzle in ink.

When Google can't find something, it asks Paul O Connell for help.

There is the right way, the wrong way, and the Paul O Connell way. It's basically the right way but faster and more deaths.

When Paul O Connell watches a pot, it boils immediately.

Paul O Connell once killed a group of Samurai Warriors with only a ball point pen. This lead to the phrase "The pen is mightier than the sword.

moi!!
1. Full Name: gear fukin mahony
2. Nicknames: gear,mahony,uzi nd mi latst 1 PARTY BOI!!
4. Place of Birth: luton
5. Zodiac Sign: jemini if dats hw u spell it!!!???
6. Male or female: male
7. Grade: 3rd yr
8. School: brodrs
9. Occupation: hot dog man!!!
10. Residence: lets jst say skibb
11. bebo Screen Name: uzirocks

__Your Appearance___

12. Hair Colour: dark brown
13. Hair Length: normal lad lenght??
14. Eye colour: brown
15. Weight: 11st
16. Height: bou 5'8 bt 1cm taller dan aaron!!
17. Braces? nope
18. Glasses? no
19. Piercings: none at da mo.....
20. Tattoos: in da futre ya!!!
21. Righty or Lefty: righty

___Your 'Firsts'___

22. First best friend:i cnt rememba ystrdy nevamind mi first bst frnd
23. First Award: ....
24. First Sport You Joined:...
25. First pet:dog blackie
26. First Real Vacation: france
27. First Concert: neva ben...
28. first sex: had bt tis personal!!!she no hu she iz!!

___ Favourites___

29. Movie: the matrix trilogy
30. TV programme: Monday night raw!!evn do i cnt watch it!!
31. Colour: grey
32. Rapper: eminem
33. dj: scooter
34. Song Right Now:what goes around comes around j. timberlake
35. Friend:dats scab
36. food: pop tarts
37. Sport to Play: rugby
38. Restaurant: busy
39. Favourite brand: cantabury
40. Store: any porno shop
41. School Subject: geog...go on pj!!
42. Animal: duno
43. Book: da vinci code
44. Magazine: bass mags
45. Shoes: ben shermens!!!!
___Currently___

46. Feeling: stoned???
47. Single or Taken? Taken
48. Have a crush:its more dan a crush!!
49. Eating: ya
50. Drinking: ya
51. Typing:is dat a retorical question??
52. Online? ,...............
53. Listening To: mi bros yepee
54. Thinking About: shit...
55. Wanting To: freak out
56. Watching: ......
57. Wearing: clothes???

___Your Future___

58. Want Kids? supose
59. Want to be married? supose
60. Careers in Mind: sum trade
61. Where do you want to live: up mi ass??
62. Car: focus

__Which is Better With The Opposite Sex___

63. Hair colour: don mind
64. Hair length: doesnt rele mata
65. Eye colour: don mind
66. Measurments: as lng as de nt 2 big....
67. Cute or Sexy:don mind
68. Lips or Eyes: don mind
69. Hugs or Kisses: i duno hard 1
70. Short or Tall: short
71. Easygoing or serious:don rele mata
72. Romantic or Spontaneous: wat i dno both
73. Fatty or Skinny: n between
74. Sensitive or Loud: both
75. Hook-up or Relationship: Relationship nw nywyw!!
76. Sweet or Caring: don mind
77. Trouble Maker or Hesitant One: don mind

___Have you ever______

78. Kissed a Stranger: hu haznt
79. Had Alcohol: agin hu haznt
80. Smoked: jesus i won be able 2say ya nymor afta dis
81. Ran Away From Home: ran ova da road away 4m mi gran wen i waz bou 5!!!
82. Broken a bone: no
83. Got an X-ray: yes
84. Been with someone: ya
85. Broken Someone’s Heart: i duno
86. Broke Up With Someone: ya
87. Cried When Someone Died: ya
88. Cried At School: ya!!!

___Do You Believe In___

89. God: no
90. Miracles: no
91. Love At First sight:haznt hapnd 2 me....duno
92. Ghosts: ya
93. Aliens: der is other livin tings ou der bt nt fukin aliens fuk all dat shit
94. Soul Mates: mab
95. Heaven: no bull shit
96. Hell: no bull shit
97. Angels: no bull shit
98. Kissing on The First Date: ya i don mind fukin on da 1st date!!!!!!!
99. Horoscopes: wat??

___Answer Truthfully___

100. Is There Someone You Want But You Know You Can't Have? nope!!satisfied!!