1.Guitars don't get pregnant.
2.You can play your Guitar any time of the month.
3.Guitars don't have parents.
4.Guitars don't whine... unless you want them to.
5.You can share your Guitar with your friends.
6.Guitars don't care how many other Guitars you've played
7.Guitars don't care how many other Guitars you have.
8.Guitars don't care if you look at other Guitars.
9.Guitars don't care if you buy Guitar magazines.
10.You'll never hear, "Surprise, you are going to proud father of a new Guitar" unless you go out to buy one yourself.
11.If your Guitar is flat you can fix it.
12.Your Guitar doesn't care if you never listen to it.
13.Your Guitar won't care if you leave up the toilet seat.
14.You don't have to be jealous of the guy who works on your Guitar.
15.If you say bad things to your Guitar, you don't have to apologize before you play it again.
16.You can play your Guitar as long as you want and it won't get sore.
17.You can stop playing your Guitar as soon as you want and it won't get frustrated.
18.Your parents won't remain in touch with your old Guitar after you dump it.
19.Guitars don't get headaches.
20.Guitars don't insult you if you're a bad player.
21.Your Guitar never wants a night out with the other Guitars.
22.Guitars don't care if you're late.
23.You don't have to take a shower before you play your Guitar.
24.If your Guitar doesn't look good you can refinish it or get new parts.
25.You can play your Guitar the first time you meet it, without having to take it to dinner, see a movie, or meet its mother.
26.The only protection you have to wear when playing your Guitar is a decent thumb pick.
27.When in mixed company, you can talk about what a great time you had the last time you played your Guitar.
and last, but not least:
28.If you decide to part with an old Guitar, you don't have to give up half of everything you own.

David Draiman - Disturbed: "During our second Ozzfest, we were holed up in Dallas for about two or three days ... hanging out at Dime's place — it was an eclectic house. There's all kinds of Pantera memorabilia and Dimebag memorabilia all over the place. But you could never make the mistake of falling asleep at Dime's. He'd wake you up the way he always did: with firecrackers. He'd always set off an entire chain of firecrackers not two inches from my head. One time ... Dime took us to a strip club where we all judged a bikini contest. There was never a wrong time in the day for Dime to hit a strip club. ... Dime was just this character who was very easy to love. He didn't have a bad bone in his body, and was ready to give you the shirt off his back at all times. It was his mission in life to make sure every single moment you spent with him was the best moment of your life. He was selfless."

Zakk Wylde: Black Label Society: "Whenever you were around Dime, there was never a boring moment. He was the coolest guy on the planet. He was an even better person than he was a guitar player, if that's even possible. Whenever me and him would hook up, forget about it, bro. We'd always have to have a spare kidney, liver and pancreas on ice."

Chad Kroeger: Nickelback: "The last time I saw Dime, we were on tour in Dallas. He jumped up on our bus and he'd brought me this little tiny miniature guitar. It almost looked like a ukulele. He goes, 'I brought you something.' And I hate when someone gives me a present and I don't have something to give them back. So, that night, we were both getting pretty sloppy, and I go in the back and I grab my favorite leather jacket. I come out and give it to him and he throws it on. I'm like, 'There you go. What do you think?' We were both ecstatic, and I gave him a big old hug. We jumped back into his Escalade, and we're sitting there, talking for a bit. We were passing this bottle of Jack Daniel's back and forth. ... I tell him I love him and to be careful, and he tells me he loves me and to be careful. I gave him a big old hug and went back to my bus. ... That was the last time I saw him, and that's what I'll always remember when I think of Dime. I miss him a lot."

Richard Patrick Army of Anyone (formerly of Filter): "My fondest memory of Dimebag was his hospitality. He was the sweetest guy in the world. A fun-loving dude who was so complimentary to other musicians. ... It was always great to be around that."

Brian Fair - frontman, Shadows Fall: "Dime seemed to have a real problem with the clock on our tour bus. It all started with his tour manager trying to tell him it was time to leave. ... We were having a good old time and Dime didn't want to go to bed. So, as soon as he was told it was time to leave, he grabbed the clock off of the wall and screams at the top of his lungs, 'There is no time!' and he smashed his hand right through it. The clock was made of glass and metal, and shrapnel flew everywhere. He went through three clocks on our bus like that. Anytime anyone tried to tell him it was time to go, he'd destroy the clock. He didn't want to end the party — he wanted it to keep going. We kept replacing the clock because we wanted to see what happened next."

Dave Chavarri - drummer, Ill Niño: "His aura, his vibe — it was amazing. He had this cool, serene party attitude where he wanted to have a good time with his friends, and he was just a very loving guy. His whole attitude about just hanging out with new people, he was always polite and accepting of fans. Always signed sh-- for fans, no problem. He was a cool dude

Robert Flynn - frontman, Machine Head: "We toured with Pantera and we'd played in Kalamazoo. It's the night before Detroit, which is the biggest show on the tour — sold-out gig in a 12,000-seater — and Dime decides that he's going to get wasted. He's running around backstage, and he's carrying two gallons of Seagram's 7. I didn't want to get all f---ed up for t

Best Band Dead/Alive-Pantera(R.I.P dimbag)
Best80's Metal-Megadeath
Best70's Metal-Black Sabath
Best90's Metal-Machine Head
Best Grunge-Sound Garden
Best New Band-Coheed And Cambria
Best Male Vocalist-Dave mustain (Megadeth) wat the dude gives all of us hope
Best Female Vocalist-angala (Arch Enimie)sry not sure of her second name if yaknow it please comment it
Best Drummer-joey fukin jordinson... the chap runs a mother fukin marathon evertime he plays
Best Bass-Steve Dadario(Death) ithink tats his name
Best Overall Guitarist-Herman Lie(Dragonforce)
Best Rythmn Player-Dave Mustain(Megadeth)
Best Lead Player-Herman Lie(draginforce
Best Lyrics-dreadand the fugitive mind(Megadeth)its abit mad but i like it
Best Video-halo(Soil)
Best Live Band-Dragonforce
Best Rock Band-Guns'N'Roses(Vintage)
Icon Of the Century-Ozzy Osbourn
Innovator Guitarist-Darrell(Dimebag/Dimond)Lance Abott(Pantera)RIP
Innovator Bassist-Cliff Burton(Metallica)
Metal Icon of the Year-Metallia
Arsehole of the Year-Redzz aka james lonagann folowed by Axel Rose
Best Metal Album of the Year-The Crusade(Trivium)
Best Single of the year-The Anthem single but not for the anthem but for vengence and broken one both great songs and the bastereds didnt even put them on the album
Best Riff of the Year-Entrance of The Conflagration(trivium)
Best Solo of the year-Operation Ground and Pound(Dragonforce)can someone please tell me how the fuck to to shoot them ships with ligtining from the head of the guitar


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