1. when she asks how she looks shrug and say "could be better" this will keep her on her toes. and girls love that.

2. never hold her hand. this can be interpreted as a sign of weakness. (or if she grabs your hand squeeze hers really really hard until she cries. this will impress her by showing her what a strong man you are.)

3. once a month sneak up on her from behind and knock her over. girls are like dogs. they love to be roughed up.

4. call her in the middle of the night to ask if she's sleeping. if she is say you better be , repeat this 4 or 5 times until morning. this will show her you care.

5. when she is upset about something, suggest to her that it might be her fault. this will pave the way for her own personal improvement. and every girl needs some improvement.

6. recognize the small things . . . they usually mean the most. then when she's sleeping, steal all her small things and break them. because jewelry is for pussies and asian ladies.

7. if youre talking to another girl, make sure shes looking. When she is, stare into her eyes mouth the words @#%$ you and grab the other girls ass. Girls love competition.

8. tell her you're taking her out to dinner. drive for miles so she thinks it's going to be really special. then take her to a burning tire yard. when she starts to get upset tell her you were just kidding and now you're really going to take her to dinner. then drive her home. when she starts crying and asks why you would do something like that lean over and whisper very quietly into her ear "...because i can."

9. introduce her to your friends as "some chick". women love those special nicknames.

10. play with her hair. play with it HARD.

11. warm her up when shes cold...and not by giving her your jacket... then you might get cold. rather, look her in the eye and say "if you don't stop bitching about the cold right now you're going to be bitching about a black eye." the best way to get warm is with fear.

12. Take her to a party. When you get there shell have to go to the bathroom (they always do). Leave immediately. Come back right when the partys dying and yell at her the whole way home for ditching you at the party.

13. make her laugh. a good way to do this is if she has a small pet. kick the pet. i always find stuff like that funny. why shouldn't girls?

14. let her fall asleep in your arms. when she's fast asleep, wait 10 minutes then JUMP UP AND SCREAM IN HER EAR! repeat until she goes home and you can use your arms for more important things. like basketball.

15. Spit often. I hear girls like guys that spit.

16. if you care about her never ever tell her. this will only give her self confidence. then you can never turn her into the object she deep down desires to be.

17. Every time youre in her house steal one of the following: shoes, earrings, or anything else that comes in pairs. Only take one of the pair. This way shell go crazy.

18. Take her out to dinner. Right when shes about to order interrupt and say no shes not hungry. make her watch you eat. Girls love a guy that speaks for her.

19. look her in the eyes and smile. then clock her one. girls love a spontaneous guy.

20. give her one of your t-shirts......and make sure it has your smell on it. but not a sexy cologne smell. a bad smell. you know what i'm talking about.

21. When its raining keep asking her if shes crying. Shell say no its just the rain ten minutes later turn to her and just scream at her to stop crying you @#%$ baby. Girls like a tough man as i've already stated.

22. Titty twisters and plenty of them.

23. if youre listening to music, and she asks to hear it, tell her no. this way she'll think you're mysterious.

24. remember her birthday but don't get her something. Teach her material objects arent important. The only thing thats important is that she keeps you happy. And your happiness is the greatest present she can ever get.

ABOUT YOU *
001: Name - Stephen
002. Nickname - Steveo,Tremont,Baby face quinn,Convict. . .etc etc
003. Single or taken - Single
004. Zodiac Sign - Scorpio
005. Male or Female- Male
006. School: Finished
007. iPod - Yup
008. How many buddies on your list: i duno
009. Screenname: StephenQ1
010. Hair Color- Brown
012. Hair Long or Short - Short
014. Eye Color - Brown
015. Are you health freak - Na
016. Height - 5'11
017. Do you have a crush on someone - yes
018. Do you like yourself -
019. Braces? - negative
020. Think your awesome? - Far from
021. Piercings - nope
022. Tattoo - not yet
023. Righty or Lefty - righty

* YOUR FIRSTS *
024. Surgery - You really dont wana know
025. First piercing - none
026. First best friend - Probly jk the cunt
027. First Award - Knockmany,Minisevens etc etc
028. First Sport You Joined - errigal u10's
029. First pet - Never had one
030. First vacation - Cork
031. First Concert - Corrs in Omagh
032. First love - Dionne


* YOUR FAVOURITES *
033. Movie - Too many to say
034. Favorite tv show - Family Guy,friends,shameless,peepshow,
035. Color - Red
036. Music - RATM,Pearl Jam,Tool
039. Drink - Milk
040. Body part: Hands
041. Sport To Play - Gaelic
042. Favorite piece of clothing - My Nirvana T-Shirt
043. Brand Of Clothing? - Reply
044. What do you sleep with? - My rock and roll ernie teddy bear
045. Favorite School - Glencull
046. Favorite Animal(s) - Dogs
047. Favorite Books - Anthony Kiedis Autobiography
048. Favorite Magazines - Total Guitar,Q,NME

* CURRENTLY *
049. I'm eating - Waitin for class to start
050. I'm drinking - Nout
052. I'm about to - Start class work
053. Listening to - People typing
055. Waiting For - Class
056. Watching - this shite
057. Wearing - Jeans, and t Shiirt

* YOUR FUTURE *
058. Want Kids? - Definley
059. Want to Get Married? - Someday
060. Careers in Mind: Maths Teacher (The new fat fag)

* WHICH IS BETTER ON OPPOSITE SEX *
068. Lips or Eyes - Eyes
069. Hugs or Kisses - Bitta Both
070. Shorter or Taller - Im easy lol
072. Romantic, Spontaneous or larma - Spontaneous!!!!
073. nice stomach or nice arms - Id be spoilt with either
074. Sensitive or Loud - bitta both
075. Hook-up or Relationship - Depends
076. Sweet or Caring - Caring
077. Trouble Maker or Hesitant? - Trouble maker!!

* HAVE YOU EVER *
078. Kissed a Stranger - havent we all
079. Drank bubbles - yarp
080. Lost glasses/contacts - Dont gotz either
081. Ran Away From Home - Yup
082. Broken a bone - Kina
083. Got an X-ray - yea
084. Broken Someone's Heart - I Hope Not
085. Turned Someone Down - Yup
087. Cried When Someone Died - yes


* DO YOU BELIEVE IN *
089. God -
090. Miracles - Yes,paul tierney passed first year sure
093. Aliens - nope
094. Magic - Narp
095. Heaven - yes
096. Santa Claus - off course
097. Sex on the first date - No
098. Kissing on the first date - it would be nice!!!
099. Angels - Yea

* ANSWER TRUTHFULLY *
100. Is There someone You Want To be with right now? - There is

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