Marty G
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- Graduated from Napier UNI,
BSC "Bachelor of Science in Computing",
Multimedia Technology,
"some thought it couldnt be Done."
Working for a Web Design Company
Senior Web Developer
based in Greenock
no rails for me, im driving...
Good to see so many old faces here,
Give me a shout & we can Catch Up
- Music
- Anything Chilled
- Films
- Got to be Anything scary or Funny,
With or without Zombies - Sports
- to lazy for that shit..
- Scared Of
- When The ZoMbIeS come,
we got no Guns :|
just Rubber Chicken's & Old Records... - Happiest When
- Taking a nice long Bath.
Relaxing with my wife.
kids are sleeping.
Listening to tunes.
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Ode to brown trout
brown trout
oh dear oh dear i need to rip
got a brown trout with a big fat lip
its fun to fart and great to frap
but jesus h i need a crap!
off to the bog i must go
paper in hand to let it flow
hope its free to drop this load
god let it, the heeds exposed
nearly there about to rip
got to wear pampers save the trip
sits on seat ready for splash
10 secs later theres a blast
sphinxter red and stinging too
wont come out its stuck with glue
sqeeze and sqeeze flush it out
its a away!, that big brown trout
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www.martin-gardner.co.uk
Ok so i finaly got my personal domain name and blog..
on there you'll find comprehensive & update to date reviews on all things technology past present and future....
http://www.martin-gardner.co.uk
remember to leave your comments..
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Virgin Media
Ok so im sure you lot out there has had a run in with
Either NT..HELL or new media company Virgin,
i just wanted to blog my incounter with this bunch of Twats..
Got my bill in this month, 78 bux or so..
thought hold on a sec..bit much this time around, called them up, got through to some guy in glasgow call center, he tells me that they overcharged me for having 2 Digi boxes in the house,
So he went ahead and fixed the bill, tells me that, ok this month i only have to pay £48.43, I thought ya Beauty i can buy somthing for the change, vodka, burger king with the kids etc..
We made sure we had 50bux in the bank for it when it was to come off..
The wife checks the bank, turns out they did take the bloody 70bux off us...which left us over-drawn, so thats 30bux charge from the bank right away before i even try moan about it...
Phoned them up, got through to some strange speaking woman who could hardly speak english, never mind understand my Scottish accent, after about 20mins of holding, talking and tryin to spell this shite out to her... she tells me in a f**ked up way that theres nout that can be done but take 20bux of ma next bill... by this point I was ragin, smoke comin out my ears, not at the fact of the money but the fact i had to f**kin spell all ma shite out to her.. "For Fuck Sake" im shouting.. I politly interupted her and asked in a calm clear voice..
"Were is this call center, which Ive been on the phone to for the last 45 mins" in that f**ked up english speakin voice she replies "Emmmmm were in New Delhi India" .... i was like. thanks and hung up... litrely put the phone through my table i was that pissed off...
after a few hours and a coffee, smoke later I tried again..
this time its "Newcastle" call center... were the guy tells me that theres no record of this chap telling me i was getting to pay 48 bux for ma bill!! and after a bawling match from me and the wife he tells me that someone will phone us back within 24hrs...
today i got a call from a lovely voiced Ashley, from the same call center in Newcastle, she kindly helped me through all my problems and after about 50mins on the phone tryin go over all the same feking stories she finaly gave me somthing I wanted,
she took my bill and gave me a HUGE discount, so now im sitting on a years worth of 20/50mb Broadband, Free TV, Free Phone calls and 20bux off my next bill.. which i asked what i might be with all my trouble etc.. she told me in a very smirky way that i was going to have to pay £13 for ma next bill...
Now from £70 to 80 bux a month for god knows how long to this all for a wee bit of moaning... suits me..
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Leeanne Mccrystal16 Stunden herhi x how u? my baby is a little lady now! hows ur family? u have a gd x mas to x
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Bobbi1 Tag herhiya marty, yeah crimbo gets more expensive as they get older but I cheated and used e-bay this year and got laptops, netbooks, psp's and lots of other stuff and my total was £579 so I done well this year......
Anyways, take care dear and have a lovely crimbo and say hello to everyone for me tc xxxx -
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Bobbi1 Woche herhiya marty, just passin thru to hope all is well and your all well
Are ye all set for crimbo?....Are ye havin quiet one with kids and lynn or are ye all gatherin at yer mums or lynns mums?
We havin quiet one coz we too old for all the fuss.....lol
We just stay home coz the kids dont like goin out after gettin their pressies unless its bikes or scooters but they dont even use the ones they have now....its all computer games etc nowadays
Anyways, say hello to family from me dear and have lovely christmas and new year tc xx
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Jacqueline G4 Wochen herHey U
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Lynn Gardner
hay im sick of saying this where the hell are the kisses xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
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Bobbi6 Wochen herhey marty, how are ye dear?.... Im just passin thru to hope all is well and yer managin to keep yer chin up
I will be thinking of ye all on monday and hope ye can get thru it with a few smiles and funny stories tc xxxx
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Kellyanne7 Wochen herhey martyn send my love to ur mum for me i hear she was quite badly upset wi the news about John.
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Nicola McCartney9 Wochen herMy own technical support!!!! Fantastic
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Little Crummie9 Wochen herhey martin hows you and the family what you up to these days .
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Bobbi12 Wochen herhey marty, hows tricks?....Just passin thru and hopin all is well and you and family havin nice weekend tc xxxx
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Delboy McKay12 Wochen herhi m8 how r u
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Lynn Gardner
coolu van take me out on ot1 nite giveme a fronty
cant wait to c use im missing use xxxxxxxxxx
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Lynn Gardner
hi babes hereslove for eday its raining now thunder and lightning pure bored ha ha
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Lynn Gardner
hey hubby wubby
how the hell are u?
hop u got a good we sleep i cant wait ubtil my dinner have some love xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
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Notredame Oldie14 Wochen heralreet cuz,
hows things??
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THE PRIDE OF BRITAIN - OUR HEROES15 Wochen herwe have started new page to support our troops and are looking for people to show support on our page.
Please come join us but please add a moderator as a friend because we cant reply to anyone who leaves comments if their page is private.
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Lynn Gardner
thankyou honey xxx love u too xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
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Robert Mcneilage Mckays Legend18 Wochen heralrighty MG its my 30th in the upper port glasgow social club on the 29th august. hope ye kin make it pal bebo back. i need the support ha ha ha how you been anyway?
















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