Marty G

On my New iPhone.... :)

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  • männlich, 32, Herzchen 32
  • aus Greenock
  • Ich bin Verheiratet
  • Zuletzt aktiv: 1 Tag her
  • www.bebo.com/MartyG35

Über mich

Ich über mich
Graduated from Napier UNI,
BSC "Bachelor of Science in Computing",
Multimedia Technology,
"some thought it couldnt be Done."

Working for a Web Design Company
Senior Web Developer
based in Greenock

no rails for me, im driving...

Good to see so many old faces here,
Give me a shout & we can Catch Up ;)
Meine bessere Hälfte
Lynn Gardner
Music
Anything Chilled
Films
Got to be Anything scary or Funny,
With or without Zombies
Sports
to lazy for that shit..
Scared Of
When The ZoMbIeS come,
we got no Guns :|
just Rubber Chicken's & Old Records...
Happiest When
Taking a nice long Bath.
Relaxing with my wife.
kids are sleeping.
Listening to tunes.

schließen My Stuff

Video Wall..... everything from YouTube

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Check out my Slide Show!


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help

Yamaha Blaster 200cc - Greenock Strone Pitches

schließen Blog

  • Ode to brown trout

    brown trout

    oh dear oh dear i need to rip
    got a brown trout with a big fat lip
    its fun to fart and great to frap
    but jesus h i need a crap!

    off to the bog i must go
    paper in hand to let it flow
    hope its free to drop this load
    god let it, the heeds exposed

    nearly there about to rip
    got to wear pampers save the trip
    sits on seat ready for splash
    10 secs later theres a blast

    sphinxter red and stinging too
    wont come out its stuck with glue
    sqeeze and sqeeze flush it out
    its a away!, that big brown trout

    copyright © 2008 Des Calendar

    1 Kommentar 515 Tage

  • www.martin-gardner.co.uk

    Ok so i finaly got my personal domain name and blog..
    on there you'll find comprehensive & update to date reviews on all things technology past present and future....

    http://www.martin-gardner.co.uk

    remember to leave your comments.. ;)

    0 Kommentare 575 Tage

  • Virgin Media

    Ok so im sure you lot out there has had a run in with
    Either NT..HELL or new media company Virgin,

    i just wanted to blog my incounter with this bunch of Twats..

    Got my bill in this month, 78 bux or so..
    thought hold on a sec..bit much this time around, called them up, got through to some guy in glasgow call center, he tells me that they overcharged me for having 2 Digi boxes in the house,

    So he went ahead and fixed the bill, tells me that, ok this month i only have to pay £48.43, I thought ya Beauty i can buy somthing for the change, vodka, burger king with the kids etc..
    We made sure we had 50bux in the bank for it when it was to come off..

    The wife checks the bank, turns out they did take the bloody 70bux off us...which left us over-drawn, so thats 30bux charge from the bank right away before i even try moan about it...

    Phoned them up, got through to some strange speaking woman who could hardly speak english, never mind understand my Scottish accent, after about 20mins of holding, talking and tryin to spell this shite out to her... she tells me in a f**ked up way that theres nout that can be done but take 20bux of ma next bill... by this point I was ragin, smoke comin out my ears, not at the fact of the money but the fact i had to f**kin spell all ma shite out to her.. "For Fuck Sake" im shouting.. I politly interupted her and asked in a calm clear voice..
    "Were is this call center, which Ive been on the phone to for the last 45 mins" in that f**ked up english speakin voice she replies "Emmmmm were in New Delhi India" .... i was like. thanks and hung up... litrely put the phone through my table i was that pissed off...

    after a few hours and a coffee, smoke later I tried again..
    this time its "Newcastle" call center... were the guy tells me that theres no record of this chap telling me i was getting to pay 48 bux for ma bill!! and after a bawling match from me and the wife he tells me that someone will phone us back within 24hrs...

    today i got a call from a lovely voiced Ashley, from the same call center in Newcastle, she kindly helped me through all my problems and after about 50mins on the phone tryin go over all the same feking stories she finaly gave me somthing I wanted,

    she took my bill and gave me a HUGE discount, so now im sitting on a years worth of 20/50mb Broadband, Free TV, Free Phone calls and 20bux off my next bill.. which i asked what i might be with all my trouble etc.. she told me in a very smirky way that i was going to have to pay £13 for ma next bill...

    Now from £70 to 80 bux a month for god knows how long to this all for a wee bit of moaning... suits me..

    Moral of the Story -
    " Give them hell, they'll give you what you want "

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  • Leeanne Mccrystal
    Leeanne Mccrystal

    hi x how u? my baby is a little lady now! hows ur family? u have a gd x mas to x :D

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  • Bobbi
    Bobbi

    hiya marty, yeah crimbo gets more expensive as they get older but I cheated and used e-bay this year and got laptops, netbooks, psp's and lots of other stuff and my total was £579 so I done well this year...... :D
    Anyways, take care dear and have a lovely crimbo and say hello to everyone for me tc xxxx

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  • Lynn Gardner
    luv Lynn Gardner

    thanks honey xxxxxxxxxx

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  • Bobbi
    Bobbi

    hiya marty, just passin thru to hope all is well and your all well :D
    Are ye all set for crimbo?....Are ye havin quiet one with kids and lynn or are ye all gatherin at yer mums or lynns mums?
    We havin quiet one coz we too old for all the fuss.....lol :L :P
    We just stay home coz the kids dont like goin out after gettin their pressies unless its bikes or scooters but they dont even use the ones they have now....its all computer games etc nowadays :O
    Anyways, say hello to family from me dear and have lovely christmas and new year tc xx

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  • X Laura Cee X
    luv X Laura Cee X

    hey stranger hows u n the family doin x wat u been upto x hav luv x

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  • Jacqueline G
    Jacqueline G

    Hey U

    Long time no see. Hope all is well with ur lot.

    4 Wochen her
  • Lynn Gardner
    luv Lynn Gardner

    hay im sick of saying this where the hell are the kisses xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
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    LOL HA HA x
    p.s wheres the luv x

    5 Wochen her
  • Bobbi
    Bobbi

    hey marty, how are ye dear?.... Im just passin thru to hope all is well and yer managin to keep yer chin up :D
    I will be thinking of ye all on monday and hope ye can get thru it with a few smiles and funny stories tc xxxx

    6 Wochen her
  • Kellyanne
    Kellyanne

    hey martyn send my love to ur mum for me i hear she was quite badly upset wi the news about John.
    x

    7 Wochen her
  • Nicola McCartney
    Nicola McCartney

    My own technical support!!!! Fantastic :DD lol

    9 Wochen her
  • Little Crummie
    Little Crummie

    hey martin hows you and the family what you up to these days .

    9 Wochen her
  • Bobbi
    Bobbi

    hey marty, hows tricks?....Just passin thru and hopin all is well and you and family havin nice weekend tc xxxx

    12 Wochen her
  • Delboy McKay
    Delboy McKay

    hi m8 how r u

    12 Wochen her
  • Lynn Gardner
    luv Lynn Gardner

    coolu van take me out on ot1 nite giveme a fronty :) :)
    cant wait to c use im missing use xxxxxxxxxx
    love use xxxx

    13 Wochen her
  • Lynn Gardner
    luv Lynn Gardner

    hi babes hereslove for eday its raining now thunder and lightning pure bored ha ha
    have love xxxxxxxxxxx

    13 Wochen her
  • Lynn Gardner
    luv Lynn Gardner

    hey hubby wubby
    how the hell are u?
    hop u got a good we sleep i cant wait ubtil my dinner have some love xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
    tell kids i love then too xxxxxxx

    14 Wochen her
  • Notredame Oldie
    Notredame Oldie

    alreet cuz,

    hows things??

    R

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  • THE PRIDE OF BRITAIN - OUR HEROES
    THE PRIDE OF BRITAIN - OUR HEROES

    we have started new page to support our troops and are looking for people to show support on our page.
    Please come join us but please add a moderator as a friend because we cant reply to anyone who leaves comments if their page is private.

    God bless our service men and women

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  • Lynn Gardner
    luv Lynn Gardner

    thankyou honey xxx love u too xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
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    18 Wochen her
  • Robert Mcneilage Mckays Legend
    Robert Mcneilage Mckays Legend

    alrighty MG its my 30th in the upper port glasgow social club on the 29th august. hope ye kin make it pal bebo back. i need the support ha ha ha how you been anyway?

    18 Wochen her