Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are getting weak?

Why doesnt glue stick to the bottle?

Why doesnt Tarzan have a beard?

Why does Superman stop bullets with his chest, but ducks when you throw a revolver at him?

Whose idea was it to put \"S\" in the word \"Lisp\"?

If people evolved from apes, why are there still apes?

Why is it no matter what colour bubble bath you use, the bubbles are always white?

How come you never hear father-in-law jokes?

If money doesnt grow on trees then why do banks have branches?

Why does a pizza come in a square box?

Why is it that people say they slept like a baby when babies wake up like evey 2 hours?

If a 911 operator has a heart attack, whom does he/she call?

What do you call male ballerinas?

Can blind people see their dreams?

If corn oil is made from oil, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, what is baby oil made from?

Do the Alphabet song and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star have the same tune?

Why did you just try to sing the two songs above

If you're a 90s kid read dis!
If your under the age of 13 dont read this!!!
Just because you were born in 1997 doesn't mean you're a 90's kid.

It's not like you could remember The original Simpsons. I am sorry but three conscious years of the 90's just wont cut it.

You're a 90's kid if:

You remember watching:
-Doug!
-Ren & Stimpy! aww yeah
-Pinky and the Brain!!
-Sabrina the teenage witch
-Supermarket sweep.
-kipper the dog

Pokemon ruled your life... when u got a shiny playing card u were like WOAAHHH!!

You just cant resist finishing this . . . "Iiiiiiin west philidelphia born and raised . . ." on the playground is where i spent of my days...
Woo! Fresh price of bel-air!

You remember when it was actually worth getting up early
On a Saturday to watch cartoons. (smtv)

You took plastic cartoon lunch boxes to school.

You still get the urge to say "NOT" after (almost) every sentence . . . Not

When everyting was settled by:
-rock paper scissors.
-turn around, tutch the ground...

When playing 'house' was a daily activity.

When we played Hide and go seek until our legs grew numb.

When we used to obey our parents ..haha!

You always wanted to send in a tape to Britain's Funniest Home Videos . . . But never taped anything funny.

You remember watching Home Alone 1, 2 , and 3 . . . And tried to pull the pranks on "intruders"

You remember when Yo-Yos were cool.

You remember those Where's Wally books.

You remember eating thoses biscuit rings with icing on top.
And BIEN BIEN BISCUITS!!

You remember watching:
-the 1st Batman BatmanNaNaNaNaNaNaNaNaBATMAN
-Aladdin
-Ninja Turtles

When starburst were called opalfruits.

If you remember when every thing was "DA BOMB!"

When they made the new lunchables so that you could make pizza AND tacos.

...and even the boys loved steps and spice girls.

Magic 8 balls!!

You had at least one Tamagotchi and brought it everywhere.

. . . Furbies.

Windows 95 was the best.

You watched the original cartoons of Rugrats, Power Rangers, and Ninja Turtles.

You remember when the new Beanie Babies and Talking Elmo were always sold out

You collected those Beanie Babies.

Carebears.

You remember wanting to sit on the orange Nickelodeon couch.

You've gotten creeped out by "Are You Afraid of the Dark?"

You know the Macarena by heart.

"Talk to the hand" . . . Enough said

You always said, "Then why don't you marry it!"

You went to McDonald's to play in the playplace.

You remember playing on merry go rounds at the playground.

When light up trainers were cool.

Way back.

Before we realized all this would eventually disappear.

Who would have thought you'd miss the 90's so much!!!!!

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Never ask for food.
REAL FRIENDS: are the reason you have no food.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr/Mrs
REAL FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD/MOM

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong.
REAL FRIENDS: Would sit next to you sayin "Damn ... we fucked up ... but that shit was fun!"

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: never seen you cry.
REAL FRIENDS: cry with you

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back.
REAL FRIENDS: keep your shit so long they forget its yours

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: know a few things about you.
REAL FRIENDS: Could write a book about you with direct quotes from you.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
REAL FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
REAL FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME!"

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Are for awhile.
REAL FRIENDS: Are for life.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will take your drink away when they think you've had enough.
REAL FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say "Bitch drink the rest of that you know we don't waste."

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will put the weed away for later when you're falling asleep.
REAL FRIENDS: Will slap you in the face and say "We still got an 1/8 left Asshole !!"

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will talk shit to the person who talks shit about you.
REAL FRIENDS: Will knock them the fuck out

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Would ignore this
REAL FRIENDS: Will repost it