A: Likes to flirt.
B: Loves people
C: Really likes to chill.
D:has one of the best personalities ever
E: Is a good kisser
F: People adore you.
G: Never let people tell you what to do.
H: Has a very good personality and looks.
I: Is always there for their friends.
J: Lives life for fun.
K: Really silly.
L: Loved by everyone
M: makes datin fun
N: Dead sexy
O: Best in realtionships
P: Popular with all types of people
Q: A hypocrite.
R: Freakin crazy
S: Easy to fall in love with
T: Is a Sweet Heart
U: Really wild and crazy.
V: Not judgemental.
W: Very broad minded.
X: Never let people tell you what to do.
Y: One of the best bf/gf anyone could ask for.
Z: Always ready.

1.YOUR REAL NAME



2. YOUR GANGSTA NAME (first 4 letters of real name plus izzle).

3. YOUR DETECTIVE NAME (fav color and fav animal)



4. YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME (middle name, and childhood street):



5. YOUR STAR WARS NAME (the first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your first name, first 3 letters of mom's maiden name):


6. YOUR SUPERHERO NAME (2nd favorite color, favorite drink:



7. YOUR IRAQI NAME (2nd letter of your first name, 3rd letter of your last name, any letter of your middle name, 2nd letter of your moms maiden name, 3rd letter of you dads middle name, 1st letter of a siblings first name, last letter of your moms middle name):



8. YOUR WITNESS PROTECTION NAME (grandfather and grandmother's first names]



9. YOUR GOTH NAME (black, and the name of one your pets):



10. YOUR PORN STAR NAME (Your first pet's name, and your mums maiden name)

Rules of A,B,C for the Lads - Antics, Banter, Care

1. If you've known a guy for more than 24 hours, his sister is off limits forever! Unless you actually marry her.

2. When questioned by a friend's girlfriend, you need not and should not provide any information as to his whereabouts. You are even permitted to deny his very existence.

3. You may exaggerate any anecdote told to your friends by 50% without recrimination, beyond that anyone within earshot is allowed to yell out "bullshit!". (exception: when trying to pick up a girl, the allowable exaggeration is 400%)

4. Under no circumstances may two men share an umbrella.

5. The minimum amount of time you have to wait for another man is 5 minutes. The maximum is 6 minutes. For a girl, you are required to wait 10 minutes for every point of hotness she scores on the classic 1-10 scale.

6. A friend must be permitted to borrow anything you own - grill, car, firstborn child - within 12 hr notice. Women or anything considered "lucky" are not applicable in this case.

7. On a road trip, the strongest bladder determines pit stops, not the weakest.

8. Before dating a buddy's ex you are required to ask his permission. If he grants it, he is however allowed to say, "man, your gonna love the way she licks your balls"

9. Women who claim they "love to watch sports" must be treated as spies until they demonstrate knowledge of the game and the ability to pick a Buffalo wing clean.

10. While your girlfriend must bond with your buddies girlfriends with in 30 minutes of meeting them, you are not required to make nice with her gal pal's boyfriends- low level sports bonding is all the law requires.

11. When stumbling upon other guys watching a sporting event, you may always ask the score of the game in progress, but you may never ask who's playing.

12. Only in a situation of mortal danger or ass peril are you permitted to kick another member of the male species in the testicles.

13. Shotgun can be called on anything where a shotgun applies., as long as you are in eyesight of the object.

14. When picking players for sports teams it is permissible to skip over your buddy in favor of better athletes- as long as you don’t let him be the last sorry son of a bitch standing on the sideline.

15. Never join your girlfriend in ragging on a buddy of yours, unless she is withholding sex, pending your response.

16. Never allow a telephone conversation with a woman to go on longer than you are able to have sex with her. Keep a stopwatch nearby, hang up if necessary.

17. If your buddy is trying to hook up with a girl, you may sabotage him only in a manor that gives you no chances of getting any either.

18. Before allowing a drunken friend to cheat on his girl, you must attempt one intervention. If he can get up on his feet, look you in the eye, and deliver a "fuck off" then you are absolved from all responsibility. Later on it is ok that you have no idea what his girlfriend is talking about.

19. The morning after you and a babe, who was formerly "just a friend", go at it, the fact that you're feeling weird and guilty is no reason not to jump on her again before there is a discussion about what a big mistake it was.

20. If a buddy has lint, an eyelash, or any other foreign object on his hair or face, under no circumstances are you permitted to remove it. However an appropriate hand gesture may be made to make him aware of it.

21. An anniversary is recognized on a yearly basis, under no circumstances will anything be celebrated in an interval other than a year

22. The only time ditching a buddy for a girl is legal, is when the girl ranks a 8 or above on the 1-10 scale. (exception: a girl may rank from 5-7, as long as there is oral sex involved).

23. A mans gotta scratch what a mans gotta scratch. This applies to picking as well. Let the man be.

24. If you accidentally touch or brush against any part of another man below the waist, it is an und