Paul Mc Grath

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Paul Mc Grath
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  • Città: dublin
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  • Data registrazione: November 2005
  • Ultimo accesso: 4 settimane fa
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Let the good times Roll, Let the good times...... Roll!!!!
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high School Musical 4, coming soon.....



Summer 09!
Recession
Bollox
summer 09
can't wait
Kerry Katona
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858 568 3470
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  • Some Funny stories

    Unlucky Young Man
    A young man goes into a drug store to buy condoms.

    The pharmacist says the condoms come in packs of 3, 9 or 12 and asks which the young man wants.

    "Well," he said, "I've been seeing this girl for a while and she's really hot. I want the condoms because I think tonight's "the" night. We're having dinner with her parents, and then we're going out. And I've got a feeling I'm gonna get lucky after that."

    "Once she's had me, she'll want me all the time, so you'd better give me the 12 pack."

    The young man makes his purchase and leaves.

    Later that evening, he sits down to dinner with his girlfriend and her parents. He asks if he might give the blessing and they agree. He begins the prayer, but continues praying for several minutes.

    The girl leans over to him and says, "You never told me that you were such a religious person."

    The boy leans over to her and whispers, "You never told me that your father is a pharmacist."

    1,2,3, uh
    One night these two midget brothers walk into a bar and one says "Man I'm tired of screwing midget girls lets screw real women." So the other guy agreed.

    5 minutes later two blonde's walk into the bar and sit by the two midgets.

    So the four of them get talking and the midgets ask if they want to come to there hotel rooms and stay the night and have sex.

    So the two blonde's decide to go.

    In the first room the blonde and the midget were getting it on when the midget says "Oh baby, I'm sorry this has never happened before, but I can't get hard"

    So they give up and lay down to go asleep. But through the wall from the second room they hear "1, 2, 3 uh 1, 2, 3 uh", which keeps up all night long.

    So the next day after the blonde's leave the brothers meet each other again and discuss how there night went.

    The first midget says "Oh, my night was terrible. I just couldn't get hard."

    The second midget replies "Mine was worse than that"

    "What do you mean" said the first guy. "I heard you going "1, 2, 3 uh all night long".

    To which the second guy replies "Yeah! I couldn't get on the damn bed"

    Miser's Final Wish
    There was a man who had worked all of his life and had saved all of his money. He was a real miser when it came to his money. He loved money more than just about anything, and just before he died, he said to his wife, "Now listen, when I die, I want you to take all my money and place it in the casket with me. I wanna take my money to the afterlife."

    So he got his wife to promise him with all her heart that when he died, she would put all the money in the casket with him.

    Well, one day he died. He was stretched out in the casket, the wife was sitting there in black next to her closest friend. When they finished the ceremony, just before the undertakers got ready to close the casket, the wife said "Wait just a minute!" she had a shoe box with her, she came over with the box and placed it in the casket.

    Then the undertakers locked the casket down and rolled it away.

    Her friend said, "I hope you weren't crazy enough to put all that money in the casket."

    She said, "Yes, I promised. I'm a good christian, I can't lie. I promised him that I was going to put that money in that casket with him."

    "You mean to tell me you put every cent of his money in the casket with him?"

    "I sure did, " said the wife. "I got it all together, put it into my account and I wrote him a check."

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    • Anna Butler
      luv Anna Butler

      I know it was you ya fool that's why I TEXT YOU BACK silly boy!!!!
      The plan is to just get yourselves down to the house preferably around 8ish but you know me I never was 1 4 keeping time so whatever...there'll be food in the house and then we can have a few in before hitting the PARTAAAY!!
      Oh god I can't wait I'm so excited it looks so good and the bod on Jacob....:) :) :)

      11 settimane fa
    • Never Pants Rancher
      Never Pants Rancher

      I JUST MADE $185 TODAY JUST BY WORKING FROM HOME!! VISIT Checks2Fast.com TO START MAKING CASH WHILE POSITIONS LAST! wilbert

      12 settimane fa via Cellulare
    • Anna Butler
      luv Anna Butler

      It's strokestown bitch!! ya it's next fri ya fiend!!here gimme a text il mail ya my no. so ya can ring 4 directions and the like but im sure you will have no prob finding it with liam in the car!!:) are ye all coming for our little reunion??i've to get on to the rest of them so i suppose i'll have to join facebook !!but i don't think they'll all come...hopefully though!!
      ah i miss ye too, we really missed ye during the last few weeks ;(!!how did the road trip go??Was it brilliant??say hi 2 the boys for me!! x x

      12 settimane fa
    • Never Pants Rancher
      Never Pants Rancher

      I JUST MADE $185 TODAY JUST BY WORKING FROM HOME!! VISIT Checks2Fast.com TO START MAKING CASH WHILE POSITIONS LAST! ditko

      12 settimane fa via Cellulare
    • Never Pants Rancher
      Never Pants Rancher

      I JUST MADE $185 TODAY JUST BY WORKING FROM HOME!! VISIT Checks2Fast.com TO START MAKING CASH WHILE POSITIONS LAST! levac

      14 settimane fa via Cellulare
    • Lisa Murran
      Lisa Murran

      heya hun . dont know if your around .its my 21st up in the gaa club on the 25th u should pop up , iv said it to theusual suspects from dunes would be great to see evry1 ..i even told shane to bring long teeth ahah,hows things anyway ?

      18 settimane fa
    • Nic Hosie
      luv Nic Hosie

      Cheers for the message - Glad to hear its all working out - We were out on Thurs for Marys bday and Rach was talking about the hotel - How weird ! Weather has been ok - good and bad. In Mayo last weekend - Karen and Aiden were doing a half marathon - Did very well - I was the cheerleader on the finish line ! Off to Oxegen this weekend - just Saturday - Can't wait. Take it easy

      20 settimane fa
    • Nic Hosie
      Nic Hosie

      You promised !!!!!

      20 settimane fa
    • Never Pants Rancher
      Never Pants Rancher

      IM CHILLING BY THE POOL 10 POUNDS SLIMMER! I JUST GAVE THIS NEW REVITILIZER PILL A TRY AND I LOST TEN POUNDS IN JUST 12 DAYS! GO TO WeightGreat.com TO GET YOUR SAMPLE PACK TOO!! eldon

      20 settimane fa via Cellulare
    • Never Pants Rancher
      Never Pants Rancher

      HEY DID U HEAR THAT THEY ARE GIVING AWAY SAMPLE PACKS OF MAC MAKEUP!? VISIT MacMakeUK.com TO GET ONE FOR YOURSELF OR HER BEFORE THEY RUN OUT! ferstl

      21 settimane fa via Cellulare
    • Never Pants Rancher
      Never Pants Rancher

      JUST CHILLING BY THE POOL WRITING THIS! I JUST LOST 8 POUNDS IN A WEEK AND A HALF BY TRYING THIS NEW PRODUCT! IT REALLY WORKS CHECK OUT WeightGreat.com EVERYONE IS TALKING ABOUT IT! pall

      21 settimane fa via Cellulare
    • Nic Hosie
      Nic Hosie

      Hey So how are you getting on ?? You promised you'd visit Bebo every now and again !!

      21 settimane fa
    • Aisling O'Sullivan
      luv Aisling O'Sullivan

      HOW weird is this??!it feels like iv gone back in time!was just on leaving chelsea a comment and tellin her about how jealous i am bout u goin on friday so thought id say hi:)

      if u EVER get this call me and tell me what uv done for IMC!

      25 settimane fa
    • Heritage Centre
      Heritage Centre

      Hey Man hows things? We are putting out our new single "I Will Protect You" in Whelans this Friday May 8th if your around.. All the radio stations have it so if you wanna hear it sure send an old request they might give it a spin!

      28 settimane fa
    • Nic Hosie
      Nic Hosie

      Do you ever check this thing - Just in case - It looks like the BIG haircut is this Saturday - If your about get in touch, Later

      30 settimane fa
    • Nic Hosie
      Nic Hosie

      Great news about Brian and Kate - We'll defintiely have to meet up and celebrate ! How are things with you ?

      32 settimane fa
    • Jenny Burke
      luv Jenny Burke

      o my god, O DEAR GOD thank you for this

      so

      by ne chance



      wud u b partial 2 getn sik in a 2minute taxi journey ????

      pauly...............im whelin up.......


      i tink u shud take the britney crown!!!!!the drinkn our degrees down the gutter continues!!!!.... u did it for the country p.


      needless to say he got his cumupance for strikin on daffodil day!!!!!

      35 settimane fa
    • Cat Magill
      Cat Magill

      oh how about some monday actually or tues nite madness ..im off tues and wed!! taut id throw it out there..

      35 settimane fa
    • Cat Magill
      Cat Magill

      that profile pic is only gorgeous paul... i haven't checked this thing in ages , im all about facebook...

      yeh defo need a nite out... u doin anythin for the rugby matches 2moro?? im headin to town i think.. bell me if ur around..

      35 settimane fa
    • Jenny Burke
      luv Jenny Burke

      aha....listen doherty how bou u jus get off my case!!! i moved out 2get out of the eye of the porto progress and the north side people paparazi but we all know ur the "a close source reveals" to that murray kid!!!!!

      I trusted u ...and ur just tryna take advantage of a sik woman lol!!!

      i tells ya somethin 4 nothin....last weekend wuda made sum finale 2 the paddys hills and its hit spin off series the dublin city (thats me its still an --itney name so its all gud) finales!!!!

      35 settimane fa