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Stu
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Male, 21,
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- Tagline
- F.e.c.k - Irish Connection Uk
- Me, Myself, and I
- Hell Lets Party!
Rebel Without A Cause.
Part Time Chandelier Cleaner.
A Legend In His Own Life Time.
Oppressor Of Champions.
Soldier of Fortune.
All Round Good Guy.
Progressive Time Traveller.
Part time Lover.
Casual Hero.
Wars Fought,
Bears Wrestled,
Equations Solved,
Virgins Enlightened,
Revolutions Quelled,
Tigers Castrated,
Orgies Organized,
Bars Quaffed Dry,
Governments Overrun,
Test Rockets Flown,
Wives Tamed.
Member of the Liquitarian Society
Lifes a waste of time,
Times a waste of life,
Get wasted all the time
And you'll have the time of your life!
Im Stu...i like epic things...miri...epic walks...parties...alcohol...m
usic...my mates...the trio...your mum...that is all!
WAR IS PEACE
FREEDOM IS SLAVERY
IGNORANCE IS STRENGTH
- The Other Half Of Me
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When He Holds Me I Feel Safe
- Bare Tunez liike
- Acdc, Against me!, The clash, The distillers, Disturbed, Drist, Gr
een Day, Feeder, The Fratellis, Gorillaz, Green day, Guns n' roses, The hives, Iggy pop, Iron Maiden, Kasabian, LED ZEPPELIN, The Libertines, Metallica, MUSE, Nir
vana, NoFX, The Offspring, Pantera, The pixies, Placebo, Red hot chilli peppers, The rolling stones, The Sex Pistols, Sum41, System of a down, Tenacious D, The Who - Pickles
- Dude i saw barney live...yes that right you all wish you were as kwl as me!The crow is awesome..cool runnings...dude wheres my car?...donnie darko...hitchhikers guide to the galexy, amilie, FIGHT CLUB, eternal sunshine of the spotless mind
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- If you are reading this then this warning is for you. Every word you read of this is useless fine print is another second off your life. Don't you have other things to do? Is your life so empty that you honestly can't think of a better way to spend these moments? Or are you so impressed with authority that you give respect and credence to all who claim it? Do you read everything you're supposed to read? Do you think everything you're supposed to think? Buy what you're told you should want? Get out of your apartment. Meet a member of the opposite sex. Stop the excessive shopping and masturbation. Quit your job. Start a fight. Prove you're alive. If you don't claim your humanity you will become a statistic. You have been warned
- Scared Of
- spiders.hights and chuck norris and the mighty KEITH! an lubes mum scary fixation about me and potatos....
- Happiest When
- it really rains and storms u feel alive wow that sounded nerdy or when i have a really good track on or with my mates obviously or eating but i dont do that often as everyone knows eating gives you cancer along with sleep! erm drinking?thats always fun!when watching a very long engagement!thts a fucking awesome film!
- The Mighty Trio!(Now With Honoury Member Danny!)
- Dude Beware For Twas A Strange Eve When The 3 Gods Met. Hilly(Turkey) Stu (Knuckles) And Luke (Chunka) And They Formed A Group The Likes Of Which Had Never Been Seen Before! They Put The World To Rights And Had A Rock Off With The Devil! And When These 3 Ride The Night You Better Watch Your Backs...
- Luke An Stus Millions!
- When We Are In Our 20's This Mighty Twosome Will Join Forces Once Again And Acend To The Moon!Here We Will Plant Our Crop Of Moon Muffins On The VAst Rich Plains Of The Moon!When The Fruit Ripens We Will Sell It To You All And Make Our Millions!
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Which is the best song by muse??!
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- sunburn
- newborn
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The gr8tst song ever (that i pick)
- Stairway to heaven (led zeppelin)
- Number of the beast (iron maiden)
- lust for life (iggy pop)
- god save the queen(sex pistols not the national anthem)
- or the pokemon theme tune (u gotta catch em all! jk btw ne1 votin 4 dis will b shot)
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Drunken Lullabies
RULES:
1. Put Your itunes, windows media plyer etc on Shuffle
2. For each question, press the next button to get your answer.
3. YOU MUST WRITE THAT SONG NAME DOWN NO MATTER HOW SILLY IT SOUNDS
1.IF SOMEONE SAYS "IS THIS OKAY" YOU SAY?
Ever Fallen In Love
2.HOW WOULD YOU DESCRIBE YOURSELF?
Sing Sing Death House
3.WHAT DO YOU LIKE IN A GUY/GIRL?
Square One
4.HOW DO YOU FEEL TODAY?
Whats The Matter With The Kids Today?
5.WHAT IS YOUR LIFE'S PURPOSE?
This Cocain Makes Me Feel Like Im On This Song
6.WHAT IS YOUR MOTTO?
Come Out And Play
7.WHAT DO YOUR FRIENDS THINK OF YOU?
Rock Your Socks
8.WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT VERY OFTEN?
Unprotected Sex With Multiple Partners
9.WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR BEST MATE?
Walk Idiot Walk
10.WHAT DO YOU THINK OF THE PERSON YOU LIKE?
Peace On Earth
11.WHAT IS YOUR LIFE STORY?
Dont Ever Think (Too Much)
12.WHAT DO YOU WANT TO BE WHEN YOU GROW UP?
Roadrunner
13.WHAT DO YOU THINK WHEN YOU SEE THE PERSON YOU LIKE?
Complete Control
14.WHAT DO YOUR PARENTS THINK OF YOU?
Escape
15.WHAT WILL YOU DANCE TO AT YOUR WEDDING?
Hooch
16.WHAT WILL THEY PLAY AT YOUR FUNERAL?
Feeling Good
17.WHAT IS YOUR HOBBY/INTEREST?
Lithium
18.WHAT IS YOUR BIGGEST FEAR?
Germ Free Adolescents
19.WHAT IS YOUR BIGGEST SECRET?
Kiss My Irish Ass
20.WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR FRIENDS?
Get In The Ring
21.HOW DID YOU GET SO COOL?
My Own Summer (Shove It)
22.WHATS YOUR FAV THING IN YOUR BEDROOM?
Kashmir
23.XMAS, WHAT DO YOU THINK?
Campaign Of Hate
24.FUTURE WHATS IN STORE FOR YOU?
Kill All The White Man
25.FAV MOVIE?
Opinion
26.FUTURE GIRL FRIEND?
The Trooper
27.WHAT MADE YOU GET UP THIS MORNING?
Sliver
28.WHATS SEXY IN A PERSON?
Not Fade Away
29.WHAT YOU DOING RIGHT NOW?
Roulette
30.FAV SONG EVER?
Kill Miss America
31.SONG THAT CHANGED YOUR LIFE?
Fields Of Gold
32.WHAT MAKES YOU SAD?
Heart Shaped Box
33.DESCRIBE YOURSELF
Baby Im An Anarchist
34.WHATS GOING ON IN YOUR LIFE RIGHT NOW?
Paradise City
35.WHAT WILL YOU POST THIS AS?
Drunken Lullabies3 Comments 257 weeks
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What not to say if you end p in court!
All the following were actually said in court and recorded word for word by clerks who obviously had trouble remaining straight faced.
Q: Are you sexually active?.
A: No I just lie there.
Q: What is your date of birth?.
A: July 15th.
Q: What year?.
A: Every year
Q: What gear were you in at the moment of impact?
A: Gucci sweats and Reebocks
Q: This myasthenia gravis, does it affect your memory at all?
A: Yes.
Q: And in what way does it affect your memory?
A: I forget.
Q: You forget? Can you give me an example of something that you have forgotten?.
Q: What was the first thing your husband said to you when he woke up this morning?.
A: He said "Where am I Kathy?"
Q: Why did that upset you?.
A: My name is Susan.
Q: Now doctor, isn't it true that when a person dies in his sleep, he doesn't exactly know about it until the next morning?.
A: Did you actually pass the Bar exam?
Q: Your youngest son,the twenty year old, how old is he?
Q: Were you present when the picture was taken?.
Q: So the date of conception ( of the baby ) was August 8th?
A: Yes.
Q: What were you doing at that time?
Q: She had three children, right?
A: Yes.
Q: How many were boys?
A: None
Q: Were there any girls?
Q: How was your first marriage terminated?
A: By death.
Q: And by whose death?
Q: Can you describe the individual?
A: He was medium height and had a beard.
Q: Was this a male or female?
Q: Doctor, how many autopsies have you performed on dead people?
A: All my autopsies are performed on dead people.
Q: ALL your responses MUST be oral. OK what school did you go to?
A: Oral.
Q: Do you recall the time that you examined the body?
A: The autopsy started at 8.30 pm.
Q: And Mr. Dennington was dead at the time?
A: No. He was sitting on the table wondering why I was doing an autopsy.
Q: Are you qualified to give a urine sample?
Q; Doctor, before you performed the autopsy did you check for a pulse?
A: No.
Q: Did you check for blood pressure?
A: No.
Q: Did you check for breathing?
A: No.
Q: So, then is it possible that the patient was alive when you began the autopsy?
A: No.
Q: How can you be so sure Doctor?
A: Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar.
Q: But could the patient still have been alive nonetheless?
A: Yes it is possible that he could have been alive and practicing law somewhere1 Comment 303 weeks
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close The biggest and best ever what label are you quiz!
I know there are loads but this ones the best. What kind of teen are you?
Punk
You probably like your hair in liberty spikes and think a black shirt and red tie (or band tee) with baggy ripped jeans is the best set of clothing.
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Elson11/20/10I scored $433 in my spare time being online! I got it from - http://goo.gl/5w6Kf thank me later
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10/14/08
The Red Bull 'Shithot
dont you worry sex machine! i will come plough you right now,lol miss yee bbe! xXxXx
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10/6/08
The Red Bull 'Shithot
BABE!!!!! i miss thee i say, i love to boogie, du du du, i love to boogie, duh duh duh, i love to boogie ON A SATURDAY NIGHT!
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xxxxx its a date lol
this is all your fault! i was a nice young girl once upon a time!
Miri 0 Repliesthis is my wonderfull interpratation of me n stu in a storm ur wearing very fetching pink wellies for some reason....we may have to jump in the large puddle next to us there.... o yes my hair is apparntly forming some kind of protective barrer over my head but its ment to be blowing in the wind....
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