Let's start with the personals shall we?
Okay then.

Where do you live?
Gordon.

Have you kissed someone with braces?
yes.

You find out your pregnant right now?
like right now? shit.

If you could change your eye color what would it be?
like a nicer green or blue.

Have you ever had a surprise birthday party?
Um, kind of

When was the last time you got a flower?
My birthday.

Who was the last person that made you laugh?
ah shit, connor on msn, maddie in sustainable futures


Do you sing in the car?
In the car, in the shower, in class, anywhere.

Do you have any tattoos?
Not yet.

When is the last time you had pizza?
erm, maybzzz like 3 weeks ago?

Do you think you have made a difference in anyone's life?
Perhaps, I'd like to think so.

Is there anybody you wish would just fall off the planet?
If that was possible, then yes please,

Were you single on your last birthday?
Yes.

When you watch movies at home, do you like the lights on or off?
I go either way, either ways fine.

Are you short?
yes i am

How was your day overall?
it was shithouse to the pepsi maxx

Do you think relationships are hard?
No if your with the right person.

Are you good at giving directions?
sure am i'm like a human sat nav

Ever tackled someone to the ground?
HAHAH yeahhh, good times.

Have any piercings?
Ears. + 1 spacer
Ooh, crazy.

Do you think you'll make a good husband/wife?
Why not.

When is the last time you saw number 1 on your top?
2 years ago .

Do you think that someone is thinking about you right now?
Maybe, probably not but.

Are any of your friends taller than you?
all are.

Who was the last person that you said "i love you" to and when?
HAHAHA
linda lady,
sustainable futures

Have you told anyone that you missed them lately?
yes.

Have you ever liked someone that you didn't expect to?
Oh yes.

Who was the first person you talked to today?
jayme.

What are you doing besides this?
talking on msnnn.

What are you doing tonight?
No plans, msn, tellie, usual/
Oh, my eventful, fulfilling life...

Do you snort when you laugh?
Aha no.
okay maybe sometimes

What do you really want right now?
i really want;
to be thin,
to be back in a relationship.
a kiwi fruit.

How are you feeling right now?
bored, lonely, hahaha

What were you doing at 10 am?
food.

What month is your birthday in?
August.

Can you live a day without TV?
no, i need trisha in the morning.

How many houses have you lived in?
3.

Do you prefer shoes, socks, or bare feet?
shoes, feet are rank.

What were you doing at 12 last night?
watching pineapple express

Can money buy happiness?
Yeah it can

If someone liked you right now, would you want them to tell you?
Yes please.

Last text message was from?
chris colless

Do you open up to a lot of people?
yeah a fair few.

When was the last time you cried?
Um, other night.

Is there a night you would like to put on repeat, and live it forever?
yes.

What was the first thing you did this morning?
put straighteners on,

What do you think about the weather?
ITS SHITHOUSE FUCK OFF SUN

Who's car were you in last?
Mum's.

What were you doing at 4am this morning?
Sleeping, like any normal person.

Do you think you're wasting your time on the person you like?
Mhmm.

Will you be in a relationship next month?
Very, very, highly doubtful.

Is anything bothering you?
Yeah.

If you could go back in time, how far back would you go?
2 years please/

What are/were you doing at 12 this afternoon?
in maths i think, fixing my phone

When was the last time you were truly and completely happy?
Chap I don't even know.

Do you think you are a good person?
I try.

Are you starting to realize anything?
yes i am/

Does anyone have feelings for you?
Who knows.probably. but lets not embarrass ourselves anymore ay,

Are you a jealous person?
Maybe sometimes a little. H

she can't help me pull my pants up on webcam
she writes notes to fat jenny on webcam,
she didn't tell me that wendy matthews and whitney housten aren't the same people.
i finish her sentences.
she loves breaking my dishwasher
and she never told me you don't put olive oil in cake mix,
our crazy plans we haven't gotten around to yet..
she tells me that my super stupid plans are friggin awesome,
we both can't live without our handy calendars.
she watches me try and draw a big circle with chalk and string, fail.
she says i'm too pussy to ride the pee wee
she walks in on my dad on the toilet.
she eats my watermelon-good
our signature dish is something always with cheese,
she trusts me enough to make a cuppa tea and thats it,
SHE KNOWS TUPAC WAS KILLED ON THE MUTHER FUCKIN' STRIPP!!!
we share our hero, chris rock.
she shit herself when i swallowed a fly in the tent we tried to sleep in
we tried to sleep on the trampoline, then pussied out.
she watched a whole t.v series on youtube. 8 hours of our necks leaning right,
raab and jim ARE THE SAME PEOPLE
she bought me 3 hungry gheys milkshakes, they tasted like cheeseburgers,
she told me to turn on the jukebox, so i did, because im badass, then i got a greesy from the manager,
nobody told me jim was 3 seats away from me in hot pi nk clothes.
she has the best fater baseball fights,
her sister hates me
and she lets me call her sisters cat lesely instead of ghey milo
and i'm so cheap i will buy a fish tank off her for $49.95 instead of $50, its now pointless my fish died,
her name is Gayme with a G as apposed to Jayme with a J
she lets me call her mum captain and mum,
and she lets me take over her computer, and her double bed
we stay up till 4am watching chris rock and talking about anything and everything,
she tried to fight off a bee for me -in her pool using a water blaster, making the bee angry and chase me,
she filmed me trying to me cool on her trampoline and resulted in me falling off it and flipping it over,
her chalk drawings are the bomb diggedy
and we ARE JAY AND SILENT BOB,
the fact that everytime we see each other we crack up laughing and we totally understand each other from the moment we meet to the second we say goodbye, talking absolute shit, is still a wonder for some people
we have the best D+M's and she lets me get drunk at her house
her mum listens in on my conversations through the window,
and paddy is a madd dawg. he's so ninja
she let me dress up as MIPPY HORGAN at her halloween party,
and she puts up with the worst laugh of all time
how we say MAD DAWGG at the gheys


but most of all, i love her 'cause she makes me smile ( :

guitar
get back into skating
soundwave with jaynever happened
buy new phonedad put me on a ghey plan
australia day concert
get a fish
meet short stack TOTAL BABES
dress in mr big hawaii clothes and dance in tuggers with jayy (highly unlikely)
get back into drumming
go back home for a cheeky visit
coldplay concert
meet metro station/get autograph
bullet concert.
prayer beads thankyou rebekah simmons
canberra show, danni, jayme,etc
3 day stay over sesh
mega photo sesh-everyone
32 hungry gay milkshakes-owed to jay
get my new ipod
paint room
stace, and tash movie day/night