Jonny Shocko

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Me, Myself, and I
My life consists of watching endless re-runs of Columbo, 6 for a Fiver Stella deals and seeing how many crackers I can eat in 1 minute.

<-- Frank Rikaard said he made all new recruits do this. I still haven't got my game so I'm not so sure now.
Music
I used to like Electro, Nu Rave and other trendy music. Now it's all about Johnny Logan. Kick em in the gee.
Films
Since 300 was made it's really pointless considering Pulp fiction, Citizen Kane or the other Bebo fav film suggestions. Men vs boys. SPARTA. That is all.
Sports
Soccer, watching 300, running, watching 300, scuba diving, cycling, rescuing hostages from towel heads.
Scared Of
Clowns, pirates and Persians invading my mountain pass.
Happiest When
Pillaging and looting. Treasure mainly but looting in general gets me going.
Hates
Norries or just Cork scobes in general. The worst kind of scum really. Also anyone from Leyton, it's a bit like the Glen only with more crime, Eastern europeans and gay saunas.

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    High falutin
    Having delusions of grandeur
    "Pat Kenny is some high falutin prick, look at the fuckin' hair on him."

    Knock the hole off
    To have intercourse with
    "Fuck it, I'll knock the hole off her."

    Shite bag
    A disagreeable individual
    "Ryan Tubridy? The man is a complete shite bag"

    Ask me bollix
    Strongly against something
    "England for the World Cup? Ask me bollix!"

    Throw it in
    To have sexual intercourse
    "She's missing an eye? Fuck it, bring her over and I'll throw it into her"

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    Scuba Shocko

    This is you and that's your head bursting with the pressure because you've ignored your depth gauge! Welcome to Bebo gayface. Let the battle commence.

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  • Richie Duggan
    Richie Duggan

    hey Shocko hows the craic?! long time no see boy! cmere a buddy a mine is heading to NY soon, he was asking me about good places to go to there, i mentioned the mear-packing district, can you think of any areas/bars that are worth going to? we should meet up for pints soon lad, how are things with you anyway?

    83 weken geleden
  • Micheal Griffin
    Micheal Griffin

    Whats the craic! Just out the door now for the annual Hoboken pub crawl...brillinat! I love Jersey !!!!!!

    111 weken geleden
  • Sunita
    Sunita

    Howdy mate,

    just thought i'd leave you a wee message just to say hi, yea it escalated into a total invasion of your privacy, hope you like the comments tho sian put me up to it!!!

    When are you ever coming over so I can finally meet you and hopefully approve, nout to be scared off or anything. It's just a standard set of 20 questions and you only need to get is a mere 95% right no pressure mate , start revising now!! good luck!

    suni

    124 weken geleden
  • Richie Duggan
    Richie Duggan

    sssshhhh Shocko dont wake the baby!! dont you know i wana let Tom down slowly! wana keep him in denial another bit longer! havent found the right words to say yet! how are things boy?

    124 weken geleden
  • Deirdre O Leary
    Deirdre O Leary

    hey ya, how u doing?im moving over 2morrow, still havent packed i keep puting it off, kinda allergic at the mo but i sure i will be fine once i get over!!!!

    126 weken geleden
  • Nick Hill
    Nick Hill

    I think Terry Jones looks like Gordon Brown.

    I don't even know what Facebook is. I know loads of stuff you don't shocko. I don't go around bragging about it...well I do but the point is that 'Facebook' is a load of shit whatever it is.

    Terry Jones does look like Gordon Brown.

    I love you shocko. Let's hook up. No? Well fuck you then...I still have my shocko dolls, "put out shocko-doll 2 you dirty whore".

    128 weken geleden
  • Tom Coleman
    Tom Coleman

    Alright Shocko, how are things?

    I'm back in LONDANN anyway, had a great time in Aus but it's nice being back here all the same. Richie, Dave and I will be on the lash in Camden this Saturday night if you're up for a classy cheapo night of bollock warm vodka :) .

    131 weken geleden
  • Nick Hill
    Nick Hill

    God you're such a nobface. I mean honestly, cop on shocko. Tsch! Come on lads, lets go. Tsch!

    132 weken geleden
  • Deirdre O Leary
    Deirdre O Leary

    i havent drank since i came home, that weekend was the messest ive had in ages!!!i dont think im able for the london life style to be honest, my hands were shaking 4 about 3days after!!!havent heard from AIB yet so dont know when i will be over age i will be avoiding ye like the plague anyway!!im in london at the mo, well heathrow heading to Israel for a week!at least theres no drink there so i cant make a fool of myself ;) cya

    137 weken geleden
  • Deirdre O Leary
    Deirdre O Leary

    hey, check out the photos of Jacks nipples on my bebo they are priceless!!

    137 weken geleden
  • Del Marks
    Del Marks

    300 is pure drivel. Sure I could hunt down a wolf with my bare hands, never mind the bloody spear. I have just used the 'report abuse' button on your page, you shall be receiving a 'cease and desist' message from a bebo representative shortly. Yours etc, Victor Meldrew

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