In order to form a more perfect kiss, enable the mighty hug to promote
to whom we please but one kiss.

Article 1:
Statement of Love:
The Kiss 1.Kiss on the hand
I adore you

2. Kiss on the cheek
I just want to be friends

3. Kiss on the neck
I want you

4.Kiss on the lips
I love you

5.Kiss on the ears
I am just playing

6.Kiss anywhere else
lets not get carried away


7. Look in your eyes
kiss me

8.Playing with your hair

I can't live without you 9.. Hand on your waist
I love you to much to let you go Article 2:
The Three Steps 1. Girls:
If any guys gets fresh with you, slap him.

2. Guys
If any girl slaps you, her intentions are still good.

3.Guys & Girls
Close your eyes when kissing, it is rude to
stare.

Article 3:
The Commandments


1. Thou shall not squeeze too hard.

2.Thou shall not ask for a kiss, but take one.

3.Thou shall kiss at every opportunity..

* Remember *

A peach is a peach
A plum is a plum,
A kiss isn't a kiss
Without some tongue.
So open up your mouth
close your eyes, and give your tongue some exercise!!!

Here are a few reasons
why guys
like girls:

1. They will always smell good
even if its just shampoo

2. The way their heads always
find the right spot on our shoulder

3. How cute they look when they sleep

4. The ease in which they fit into our arms

5. The way they kiss you and all of a sudden everything is right in the world

6. How cute they are when they eat

7. The way they take hours to get dressed
but in the end it makes it all worth while

8.Because they are always warm even when its minus 30 outside

9. The way they look good no matter what they wear

10. The way they fish for compliments even though you both know that you think
she's the most beautiful thing on this earth

11. How cute they are when they argue

12. The way her hand always finds yours

13. The way they smile

14. The way you feel when you see their name
on the call ID after you just had a big fight

15. The way she says 'lets not fight anymore'
even though you know that an hour later....

16. The way they kiss when you do something nice for them

17.The way they kiss you when you say 'I love you'

18.
Actually ... just the way they kiss you...

19. The way they fall into your arms when they cry

20. Then the way they apologize for crying over something that silly

21. The way they hit you and expect it to hurt
22. Then the way they apologize
when it does hurt. (even though
we don't admit it)!

23. The way they say 'I miss you'

24. The way you miss them

25. The way their tears make you want to
change the world so that it doesn't hurt her anymore..... Yet regardless if you love them,
hate them, wish they would die or
know that you would die without them ... it matters not. Because once in your life,
whatever they were to the world
they become everything to you.
When you look them in the eyes,
traveling to the depths of their souls
and you say a million things without trace of
a sound, you know that your own life
is inevitable consumed within
the rhythmic beatings of her very heart.
We love them for a million reasons,
No paper would do it justice.
It is a thing not of the mind
but of the heart. A feeling. Only felt.

*

This chain started in 1887.
It is a love chain letter............................
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AQUARIUS JAN 20 - FEB 18: You are progressive. You lie a great deal. On the other hand, you are inclined to be careless and impractical, causing you to make the same mistakes repeatedly. Everyone thinks you are a fucking jerk.

PISCES FEB 19 - MAR 20: You have a vivid imagination and often think you are being followed by the FBI or CIA. You have minor influence over your friends and people resent you for flaunting your power. You lack confidence and are generally a coward. Pisces people screw small animals and pick their nose a lot.

ARIES MAR 21 - APRIL 19: You are the pioneer type and hold most people in contempt. You are quick tempered, impatient, and scornful of advice. You are a prick. You like having sex in crowds and switching up on partners.

TAURUS APR 20 - MAY 20: You are practical and persistent. You have lots of determination and work like hell. Most people think you are a snob and bullheaded. You are nothing but a goddamn communist, who loves oral sex.

GEMINI MAY 21 - JUNE 20: You are a quick and intelligent thinker. People like you because you are bisexual. However, you are inclined to expect too much for too little. This means you are a cheap bastard. Geminis are notorious for thriving on incest.

CANCER JUNE 21 - JULY 22: You are sympathetic and understanding of others problems. They think you are a sucker. You are always putting things off. This is why you will always be on welfare and won't be worth a shit.

LEO JULY 23 - AUG 22: You consider yourself a born leader. Others think you are a pussy. Most Leos are bullies. You are vain and cannot tolerate honest criticism. Your arrogance is disgusting. Leo people are thieving bastards and kiss mirrors a lot. Most Leos have herpes.

VIRGO AUG 23 - SEPT 22: You are the logical type and hate disorder. This nit-picking is sickening to your friends. You are cold and unemotional and often fall asleep while screwing. Virgos make good bus drivers and pimps.

LIBRA SEPT 23 - OCT 22: You are the artistic type and have a difficult time with reality. If you are a male, you are probably queer. Chances for employment and money gains are pathetic. Most Libra women are whores. All Libras die of Venereal Diseases.

SCORPIO OCT 23 - NOV 21: You are shrewd in business and can not be trusted. You will screw anything from a witch to a wizard. You are a perfect son-of-a-bitch. Most Scorpios are murdered.

SAGITTARIUS NOV 22 - DEC 21: You are optimistic and enthusiastic. You have a reckless tendency to rely on luck, since you have no talent. The majority of Sagittarians are drunks or pot-heads.
People laugh at you a lot because you are always getting screwed.

CAPRICORN DEC 22 - JAN 19: You are conservative and afraid of taking risks. You are basically chicken-shit. There was never a Capricorn of any importance. You should kill yourself.

Oh Come All ye faithful
Gather round the Yule fire
Oh come ye Oh come ye
To call the Sun!
Fires within us
Call the fire above us
Oh come let us invoke him!
Oh come let us invoke him!
Oh come let us invoke him!
Our Lord, the Sun!

Yea Lord, we greet thee
Born again at Yuletide!
Yule fires and candle flames
Are lighted for you!
Come to thy children
Calling for thy blessing!
Oh come let us invoke him!
Oh come let us invoke him!
Oh come let us invoke him!
Our Lord, the Sun!