=>Mii ROUNDSZ--->TOH3RRA, TR3S3, AL3XiiS, BRiiTTANY, ASHL3iiGH, TRA'T3RRiiA
=>Mii BOY ROUNDSZ---->MiiK3, KYL3, QU3NDARiiUS
=>Mii RiiGHT HAND MAN---->TOH3RRA
=>Mii L3FT HAND MAN---->AL3XiiS
=>Mii STONDED H3AD BUDDii---->TR3S3
=>Mii CRAZY AZZ LiiL SiiSTA--->BRiiTTANY
=>Mii BiiG SiiSTAS--->TRA'T3RRiiA
=>Mii LiiL GANGSTA BOO--->?...!
=>Mii BiiG BRO'S--->KYL3
=>Mii BOiiFRii3ND---->K3DRiiCK D3'SHAWN JOHNSON
=>Mii MON3Y COUNT3R--->MiiS3LF....!
=>Mii GUARDiiAN ANG3L---->MY MOM...!
=>Mii DRiiV3R---->Mii S3LF...!
=>Mii iiDOL--->M3H!
=>Mii SW33Tii3--->K3D
=>Mii HUBBii3 2 B3--->K3D
=>Mii BODY GUARD---> Mii FAM
=>Mii LOV3--->K3D
=>Mii ACE COON BOOM--->AL3XiiS
=>Mii VAL3NTiiN3--->QU3NDARiiUS
=>Mii CHATTER BOX--->TR3S3
=>Mii ALL AROUND GOOD FRii3ND---->ASHL3iiGH
=>Mii FRii3ND WHO ii T3LL 3V3RY THANG--->Mi R0UNDz...!
=>Mii FRii3ND WiiTH TH3 B3ST PAR3NTS--->ALL USz!
=>Mii RiiDE-OR-Dii3 FRii3ND--->Mi R0UNDz...!
=>Mii ALWAYZ CAN COUNT ON FRii3ND--->R0UNDz....!
=>Mii CAN K33P A PROMiiS3 FRii3ND--->WUT HCU THANK((R0UNDz))....!
=>Mii SO QUiiCK TO Lii3 FRii3ND----->LOL!

~****~

=>YOU CAN CALL M3----->JAY.....!
=>SiiNG M3 A BiiRTHDAY SONG ON------> MAY 10.....!
=>MY MOMMA GAV3 M3------>LiF3...!
=>iiM SCAR3D OF------->G0D....!
=>Mii TRAD3 MARK PHRASE iiS----->FUqK D3M HO3S.....!
=>ii THiiNK DA M0ST STUPiD THiiNG iiS--->B3iiNG FAK3....!
=>ii SL33P iiN CLASS--------> W3N UM SL33PY....!
=>ii WANT TO GO TO COLL3G3 AT------>ASU....!
=>ii CAN ALWAYZ 3AT------>CHiiCK3N
=>ii AM ADDiiCT3D TO------>MON3Y...!.
=>ii LOV3 TO W3AR------->APPL3 BOTTOM,JAYZ,FORC3S,

~***~OUT OF MY FRii3NDSZ~***~

=>TH3 FUNNii3ST iiS------>ALL US....!
=>TH3 LAM3ST---->N3TH3ER TH3Y Mii ROUNDZ DUH....!
=>TH3 LOUD3ST iiS------> TOH3RRA
=>TH3 SHY3ST iiS------>ASHL3iiGH
=>TH3 TALL3ST iiS------>TRA'T3RRiiA
=>TH3 SH0RT3ST--->AL3XiiS
=>TH3 OLD3ST------->TOH3RRA
=>TH3 YUNG3ST----->AL3XiiS, BRiiTTANY
=>TH3 WILD3ST IS----->ALL OF US...!
=>TH3 CUT3ST iiS----->ALL US DUH...!((M3))
=>TH3 B3ST PAR3NTS B3LONG TO------>M3H!
=>MY S3COND HOM3 B3LONGS TO----->Mii ROUNDZ
=>ii T3LL ALL MY S3CR3TS TO----->Mii R0UNDz.....!
=>TH3 ON3S ii HAV3 KNOWN LONG3ST AR3----->TOH3RRA, ASHL3iiGH

Diamonds are great and so are pearls but ain't nothin like them PARKER girls!
Huffman girls are sadity
Ramsay girls are smart,
But it takes a PARKER girl
to win a brutha's heart.
Carver girls are cute,
Fairfield girls got the dough,
But when you want the hottest girls,
PARKER is where to go.
WEST End girls are wild,
Hayes girls are fun,
But when a girl's a PARKER Girl,
You know she's #1.
Search each and every high school,
North, South, East, or West,
You'll find that those PARKER girls
will ALWAYS be the best!
So, for any one who reads this
and truly wants to know:
Get yourself a PARKER girl, and never let her go......