Aww shit, get your towels ready it's about to go down (shorty, yeah)
Everybody in the place hit the fucking deck (shorty, yeah)
But stay on your motherfucking toes
We running this, let's go

I'm on a boat (I'm on a boat)
I'm on a boat (I'm on a boat)
Everybody look at me 'cause I'm sailing on a boat (sailing on a boat)
I'm on a boat (I'm on a boat)
I'm on a boat
Take a good hard look at the motherfucking boat (boat, yeah)

I'm on a boat motherfucker take a look at me
Straight flowing on a boat on the deep blue sea
Busting five knots, wind whipping out my coat
You can't stop me motherfucker cause I'm on a boat

Take a picture, trick (trick)
I'm on a boat, bitch (bitch)
We drinking Santana champ,
Cause it's so crisp (crisp)
I got my swim trunks
And my flippie-floppies
I'm flipping burgers, you at Kinko's
Straight flipping copies

I'm riding on a dolphin, doing flips and shit
The dolphin's splashing, getting everybody all wet
But this ain't Seaworld, this is real as it gets
I'm on a boat, motherfucker, don't you ever forget

I'm on a boat and
It's going fast and
I got a nautical themed
pashmina afghan
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I'm the king of the world
On a boat like Leo
If you're on the shore,
then you're sure not me-oh

Get the fuck up, this boat is REAL!!!

Fuck land, I'm on a boat, motherfucker (motherfucker)
Fuck trees, I climb buoys, motherfucker (motherfucker)
I'm on the deck with my boys, motherfucker (yeah)
This boat engine make noise, motherfucker

Hey ma, if you could see me now (see me now)
Arms spread wide on the starboard bow (starboard bow)
Gonna fly this boat to the moon somehow (moon somehow)
Like Kevin Garnett, anything is possible

Yeah, never thought I'd be on a boat
It's a big blue watery road (yeah)
Poseidon
Look at me, oh (all hands on deck)

Never thought I'd see the day
When a big boat coming my way
Believe me when I say
I fucked a mermaid

I'm on a boat
I'm on a boat
Everybody look at me 'cause I'm sailing on a boat (woaah)
I'm on a boat
I'm on a boat
Take a good hard look at the mothafuckin' boat (sha-sha-shorty, shorty, yeah)

GAA language

B0LLIX - Ross Munnely or any Laois players or supporters.

MIGHTY - Very good.

HAMES - A right ****. e.g. - "He made a hames of that chance."

TIMBER - Intimidation of a hurling opponent. e.g. - "Show him some timber."

LAMP - A good thump. e.g. - "I swung for the sliotar, missed by 3 feet and lamped the full back."

A CROWD - A gathering of people who watch a match and hope for random acts
of violence. e.g. - Meath supporters.

SCHKELP - To remove living tissue in the absence of surgical procedures. e.g. - "That hure from Tipp took a schkelp outta me leg."

HATCHET MAN - Mountainy type, uses hunter/gatherer instincts.

BULLIN' - Angry. e.g.- "The centre half was bullin' after I lamped him."

BULL THICK - Very angry. e.g.- "The centre half was bull thick after I lamped him again."

JOULT - A push. e.g.- "I gave him ! a joult and he has to wear a neck brace for 2 weeks."

BUSHTED - An undefined soreness. e.g.- "Jayz me arm is bushted."

THE BOMBER - Popular name for a fat hairy GAA player

A HANG SANGWIDGE - Consumed with "tay" on the sides of roads after matches in Croker or Thurles, usually contains half a pound of butter.

RAKE - A great amount of anything, usually pints of Guinness the night before an important match.

INDANAMAJAYSUS - In-da-nama-Jaysus, what was that for ref?

YA B0LLIX YA - Corner back's formal recognition of a score by his opponent.

LEH-IT-IN-TA-FUCK-WUD-YA - Full forwards appeal to a midfielder for a more timely delivery of the pass.

MULLOCKER - Untidy or awkward player released for matches.

BURST THE B0LLIX - Instructions from the sideline to tackle your man.

ROW - Disagreement involving four or more players.

MASSIVE ROW - Disagreement involving both teams, including goalies, substitutes and supporters jumping fences.

ALL HELL BROKE LOOSE - A massive row that continues out in the parking area or
dressing room areas, usually resolved by the Gardai

When they made the alphabet they should have put U and I together.

How was heaven when you left.

Is your dad an alien because their is nothing else like you in this world!

Do you believe in helping the homeless? [If yes] Take me home with you.

The only thing I want between our relationship is latex!

Hi, I just wanted to give you the satisfaction of turning me down; go ahead say no.

"You look like my first wife" "Really? How many times have you been married?" "Oh I'm still a bachelor"

"I know why Soloman had 600 wives, because he never found you."

Was your father a thief? 'Cause someone stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes!

You look like the type of guy/girl who's heard every line in the book...so what's one more?

Is it hot in here or is it you?

Screw me if I'm wrong, but you want to kiss me don't you?

Do you know the essential difference between sex and conversation? (No.) Do you wanna go upstairs and talk.

Hi, I'm not trying to pressure you, I don't want to have sex without mutual consent; and by the way, you have my consent.

As she's leaving.......Hey aren't you forgetting something? She: What? Me!

Didn't I used to always pull on your ponytail in grammar school?

What's your favourite colour?

I miss my teddy bear. Would you sleep with me?

Excuse me, do you mind if I stare at you for a minute? I want to remember your face for my dreams.

If I said you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?

I'm not looking for a relationship, I'm looking for an experience.

Do you have a map? Because I keep getting lost in your eyes.

If you've lost your virginity, can I have the box it came in?

Do you sleep on your stomach? If not, can I?

I know milk does a body good, but DAMN...How much have you been drinking?

Are you free tonight, or will it cost me?

I like maths. You want to go to my room, add the bed, subtract your clothes, divide your legs and multiply?

I'm new in town, could I have directions to your apartment.

If you were a pair of pants I'd wear you out!!

I've just received government funding for a four-hour expedition to find your G-spot

You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a light switch away.

I may not be the best looking guy here, but I'm the only one talking to you.

Do you believe in love at first sight...or do I have to walk by again?

"I want to check your shirt label to see if you were made in heaven."

If you are what you eat, I could be you by morning.

I was just curious? Are you as good as all the guys say you are?

I'm a great swimmer can I demonstrate the breast stroke