Things To Do in Asda!(besides shop!!)
1. Get 24 boxes of condoms & randomly put them in peoples trolleys when they aren't looking.....


2. Set all the alarm clocks in houseware department to go off at 5 minute intervals!!!

3. Go on one of the small kiddie rides in the store and start screaming at the top of your voice shouting "stop stop! its too scary! mummy!"

4. Walk up to an Asda employee and tell him/her in an official tone,

"Code 3 in George" and see what happens....


5. Go to the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on credit card!


6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR!' sign to a carpeted area.


7. Set-up a tent in the Camping Department!! And tell other shoppers you are sleeping over and invite them in if they bring pillows from the Bedding Department.

8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask:

"Why can't you people just leave me alone?"


9. Look right into the security camera, use it as a mirror and pick your nose!


10. While handling large knives in the Kitchen Dept, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti-depressants are located.


11. Dart around the store suspiciously, roll around on the floor a bit, while loudly humming the theme from Mission Impossible. see if you get chucked out...


12. Hide in a clothing rack . . . and when people browse through, shout:

"PICK ME!!! PICK ME!!!"


13. When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker hit the floor and assume the fetal position and scream "NO...It's those voices again!!!"


14. Go into a fitting room, shut the door and wait a while... then yell loudly: "There's no toilet paper in here!!!"

15. Walk in the store in the early hours in the morning (its more quite then) have a look around then shout-

"THIS IS F**KING ASDA NOT TESCO!!"

then walk away whilst giving a clerk the 'evils'


16. Go up to a happily married couple... slyly move behind one of them and scream-

"SO IS THIS THE WHORE YOU HAVE BEEN SLEEPING AROUND WITH BEHIND MY BACK!!"

*My Everythin= x x x shayne Ward x x x x
*My hubby= Shayne Ward x x x x x
*My Bit on the side= x x x George Bush x x x
*My boyfriend= x x x John Cena x x x
*My Brova frm anufa mother= Heather but shes a girl x x x
*My Bad boi= x x x me gangsta bro x x x
*My best friend= x x x heather x x x
*My bezzie= x x x laura x x x
*My Partner In Crime= x x x Becki x x x
*My Home gal= x x x me mam x x x
*My lil sister= x x x fi x x x
*My sexc slut= x x x heather x x x
*My Baby bitch= x x x me dog x x x
*My Sex Bitch= x x x i dunno x x x
*My Baby= x x x Sahyne ward x x x
*My hot admirer= x x x josh harnett x x x
*My Angel= x x x emily x x x
*My foreva friend= x x x Rosie x x x
*My Lover= x x x john cena n shayne ward x x x
*My Body guard= x x x john cena x x x
*My Slave= x x x me dad he he x x x
*The Person That Makes Me Smile=x x x heather x x x
*My Secret Admirer= x x x Shayne Ward x x x
*My husband=x x x shayne Ward x x x
*My sexc mate= x x x Becki x x x
*My body warmer= x x x heather x x x
*My sexy biatch= x x x me dog x x x
*My lapdancer=x x x ewww! fi hehe x x x
*My valentine=X x X Shayne ward x x x
*My Drug=PEPSI
*MY SEXY beast= shayne ward
*My luva boy=shayne ward
*My pimp= heather
*My sexc cunt= john cena

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