Two Man U fans are on the plane on the way to Holland.
One turns to the other and says "Hey Arthur! See if this plane turns upside-doon will we fall out?"
"No way Richard," says his mate "of course we'll still be pals!!"

Q:You're trapped in a room with a Lion, Cobra snake and an man u Fan. You have a gun with two bullets. What should you do?
A:Shoot the Man U Fan. Twice.

Q:What is the difference between Man U and a cup of tea?
A:The tea stays in the cup longer!

How did you enjoy your holiday in Israel?'
'Smashing!'
'Did you visit the Wailing Wall?'
'Yes - but I couldn't get anywhere near it for the Man U supporters!'

Q:Why did God make Man U supporters smelly?
A:So blind people could laugh at them too!

Two men are fishing on a river bank in a remote area of the River Thames on a Saturday afternoon miles away from any radio or tv.

Suddenly one man turns to the other and says "Man U have lost again."
The other man was flabbergasted and said "how in the name of god do you know that?"
The other man replied "It's quarter to five."

Q:What do you call 100 Man U supporters at the bottom of a cliff?
A:A good start!

Q: What do you call a dead Man U Fan in a closet?
A: Last years winner of the hide and seek contest.

Q:What d'you say to an Man U supporter with a good looking bird on his arm?
A:Nice tattoo

Q:What do you call an Man U fan that does well on an IQ test?
A:A cheat.

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