PETER KAY'S QUESTIONS
1. Why does your gynaecologist leave the room when you get undressed?

2. If a person owns a piece of land do they own it all the way down to the
core of the earth

3. Why can't women put on mascara with their mouth closed?

4. Is it possible to brush your teeth without wiggling your back side

5. Why is it called Alcoholics Anonymous when the first thing you do is

stand up and say, 'My name is Bob, and I am an alcoholic'?

6. Why is there a light in the fridge and not in the freezer?

7. Why does mineral water that 'has trickled through mountains for
centuries' have a 'use by' date?

8. Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible
crisp no one would eat?

9. Is French kissing in France just called kissing?

10. Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, 'I think I'll
squeeze these dangly things here and drink whatever comes out'?

11. What do people in China call their good plates?

12. Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the time, but don't
point to their crotch when they ask where the bathroom?

13. Why is a person that handles your money called a 'Broker'?

14. If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests?

15. Why is it that when someone tells you that there are over billion stars
in the universe, you believe them, but if they tell you there is wet paint
somewhere, you have to touch it to make sure?

16. Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at
you but when you take him on a car ride, he sticks his head out of the
window?


PETER KAYS UNIVERSAL TRUTHS

1) Triangular sandwiches taste better than square ones.

2) At the end of every party there is always a girl crying.

3) One of the most awkward things that can happen in a pub is when your
pint-to-toilet cycle gets synchronised with a complete stranger.

4) You've never quite sure whether it's ok to eat green crisps.

5) Everyone who grew up in the 80's has entered the digits 55378008 into a
calculator

6) You're never quite sure whether it's against the law or not to have a
fire in your back garden.

Nobody ever dares make cup-a-soup in a bowl.

9) You never know where to look when eating a banana.

10) Rummaging in an overgrow garden will always turn up a bouncy ball.

11) Everyone always remembers the day a dog ran into your school.

12) the most embarrassing thing you can do as schoolchild is to call your
teacher mum or dad.

13) Every bloke has at some stage while taking a pee, flushed half way
through and then raced against the flush.

14) Its impossible to look cool whilst picking up a Frisbee.

15) You never ever run out of salt.

16) There's no panic like the panic you momentarily feel when you've got
your hand or head stuck in something.

17) No one knows the origins of their metal coat hangers.

1 Despite constant warning, you have never met anybody who has had their
arm broken by a swan.

19) the most painful household incident is wearing socks and stepping on an
upturned plug.

20) People who don't drive slam car doors too hard.

21) You've turned into your dad the day you put aside a thin piece of wood
specifically to stir paint with.

22) Everyone had an uncle who tried to steal their nose.

am i sexy?
am i a good kisser?
am i pretty?
am i ledge?
am i sound?
am i there for you?
am i hot ?
am i a flirt?
am i sweet ?
am i crazy?
am i lovable ?
am i funny ?
am i annoying?
am i daring?
am i a good person ?
am i a good dancer ?
am i fun to be around?
am i a good friend ?
am i always looking for a good time ?

WOULD YOU
hug me?
miss me if i was gone ?
kiss me ?
score me?
do me?
listen to my problems ?
stick up for me?
Help me if i was in trouble?

WOULD YOU
go out with me?
ask me out?
call me?
buy me stuff?
tickle me?
treat me?
make me happy?

DO YOU
want to ask me out?
want to get back together?
want to score me?
want to be my other half?
want to make out?

1.who r u?......
2.are we friends?......
3.when and how did we meet?.......
4.do u av a crush on me?....
5.have u ever wanted to punch me?.......
6.give me a nickname and explain y?.....
7.describe me in 1 word.....
8.wat was ur first impression ov me?......
9.do u still think the same?.....
1O.wat reminds u ov me?.....
11.if u could giv me anytinwot wud it be?....
12.how well do u no me?......
13.whens the last time u saw me?....
14.eva wanted to tell me sumtin u couldent?.....
15.r u goin 2 put dis on ur blog and c wot i say about u??