= Knob

A man goes into a pub, and sitting at the bar is a man with an orange for a head. Intrigued by this, having never before seen a man with an orange for a head, he goes over to talk to him.

"Alright mate," he says, "What happened to you? Why have you got an orange for a head?"

"Oh," says the orange headed man, "it's an interesting story actually, buy me a pint and I'll tell you."

"Ok," says the man, and buys him a pint.

"Well, it all started about a year ago, when I bought an old brass lamp from an antique shop. I took it home, and started to polish it up, when a Genie appeared and offered me three wishes! So anyway, I wished for a million pounds, and WHOOSH! suddenly, there before me, was a million pounds!"

"Ooh! What a stroke of luck! Then what?"

"Well, my second wish was to have a hundred beautiful women to satisfy my every sexual desire. And WHOOSH! suddenly, there before me, were a hundred beautiful women ready to satisfy my every sexual desire!"

"Blimey! So, then what? What was your third wish?"

"Oh, to have an orange for a head."