12 annoying things we do.
Annoying things we all do.
Lots of sarcasism...

1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the
time.... I know where my fuckin watch is pal, where the hell is
yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet
is? No

2. People who are willing to get off their arse to search
the entire room for the TV remote because they refuse to
walk to the TV and change the channel manually.

3. When people say, "Oh you just want to have your cake and
eat it too". Damn right! What good is a cake if you can't
eat it?

4. When people say "It's always the last place you look". Of
course it is. Why the fuck would you keep looking after
you've found it?

5. When people say while watching a film "Have you seen
this?". No wanker.... I paid a tenner to come to the cinema and
stare at the fuckin floor.

6. People who ask, "Can I ask you a question?". Didn't
really give me a choice there , did you sunshine?

7. When something is 'new and improved!'. Which is it? If
it's new, then there has never been anything before it. If
it's an improvement, then there must have had something wrong with it
before.

8. When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks, "Has
the bus come yet?". If the bus came would I be standing here knob head?

9. People who say things like 'My eyes aren't what they
used to be'. So what did they used to be? Ears, Wellington
boots?

10. When you're eating something and someone asks 'Is that
nice?' No it's really revolting - I always eat stuff I hate.

11. People who announce they are going to the toilet. Thanks
that's an image I really didn't need.

12. When you're involved in a accident and someone asks 'Are
you all right?' Yes fine thanks, I'll just pick up my fuckin leg!!!!!

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I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.

I TAKE ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.

Im a TEENAGER, so I MUST drink and do drugs.

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.

Im a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.

Im a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.

Im a GIRL, so I MUST be over-dramatic.

My BOYFRIENDS OLDER THAN ME, so he MUST only be w/ me 4 sex.

I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth.

Im PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virign.

Im NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.

Im SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic

I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.

Im EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.

Im BLACK, so I MUST carry a gun.

Im ASIAN, so I MUST be smart.

Im NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.

Im GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.

Im a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.

I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.

Im OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.

Im RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.

Im NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.

I DONT LIVE WITH MY CHILD, so I MUST be a dead beat parent

Im PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.

Im a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.

Im YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.

Im BLONDE, so I MUST be a stupid ditz.

Im WHITE, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.

I FELL IN LOVE WITHA MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.

Im a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.

Im ITALIAN, so my family MUST own a pizzeria.

I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.

Im REALLY INTO MY MUSIC, so I MUST be scene.

Im INTO THEATRE & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.

Im a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRL FRIENDS, so I MUST be gay.

Im COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.

I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.

I WEAR GIRL PANTS, so I MUST have no friends.

I WEAR LEG BRACES, so I MUST be "crippled"

this is to help people understand that stereotypes are dumb! and normally are not correct...get to know people dont judge them.