1. Every takeoff is optional. Every landing is mandatory.

2. If you push the stick forward, the houses get bigger. If you pull the stick back, they get smaller. That is,
unless you keep pulling the stick all the way back, then they get bigger again.

3. Flying isn't dangerous. Crashing is what's dangerous.

4. It's always better to be down here wishing you were up there than up there wishing you were down here.

5. The ONLY time you have too much fuel is when you're on fire.

6. The propeller is just a big fan in front of the plane used to keep the pilot cool. When it stops, you can
actually watch the pilot start sweating.

7. When in doubt, hold on to your altitude. No one has ever collided with the sky.

8. A 'good' landing is one from which you can walk away. A 'great' landing is one after which they can use the
plane again.

9. Learn from the mistakes of others. You won't live long enough to make all of them yourself.

10. You know you've landed with the wheels up if it takes full power to taxi to the ramp.

11. The probability of survival is inversely proportional to the angle of arrival. Large angle of arrival, small
probability of survival and vice versa.

12. Never let an aircraft take you somewhere your brain didn't get to five minutes earlier.

13. Stay out of clouds. The silver lining everyone keeps talking about might be another airplane going in the
opposite direction. Reliable sources also report that mountains have been known to hide out in clouds.

14. Always try to keep the number of landings you make equal to the number of take offs you've made.

15. There are three simple rules for making a smooth landing. Unfortunately no one knows what they are.

16. You start with a bag full of luck and an empty bag of experience. The trick is to fill the bag of experience
before you empty the bag of luck.

17. Helicopters can't fly; they're just so ugly the earth repels them.

18. If all you can see out of the window is ground that's going round and round and all you can hear is commotion
coming from the passenger compartment, things are not at all as they should be.

19. In the ongoing battle between objects made of aluminum going hundreds of miles per hour and the ground going zero miles per hour, the ground has yet to lose.

20. Good judgment comes from experience. Unfortunately, the experience usually comes from bad judgment.

21. It's always a good idea to keep the pointy end going forward as much as possible.

22. Keep looking around. There's always something you've missed.

23. Remember, gravity is not just a good idea. It's the law. And it's not subject to appeal.

24. The three most useless things to a pilot are the altitude above you, runway behind you, and a tenth of a second ago.

While shaking hands, get into a heated thumb wrestling match.

Repeat everything your interviewer says, until he/she yells at you. Then ask if u got the job.

Stick a piece of brocili between your teeth and smile a lot.

Sometime during the interview, frown and sniff suspiciously, and then ask the boss if they farted.

Pick your nose, then wipe the contects underneath your interviewers desk.

Bring in whoopie cushion, set it off, roll your eyes and look at your interviewer with disgust.

In the beginning of the interview pull out a gun and put it on the interviewer’s desk in front of you, then say, "Mind if I rest this here during the interview?"

Show up in your jogging outfit, run on the spot during the entire interview.

Bathroom excuse: Excuse yourself to go to the bathroom, come back with the entire front of your trousers wet.

Ask for a company Porsche.

Comment on how much you like your interviewer’s spouse’s picture, then take it and put it in ur bag.

As you reach inside ur bag, pull out a sock puppet, introduce him as "Socko" and harass your interviewer with it.

During the interview reach over and grab at your interviewer’s face and say, "Got your nose" while clenching your fist, demand that you get hired or you won’t give back their nose.

Announce that you are committing a hostile take over of the company, fire your interviewer.

Fingers: Rebecca Brown
Fingers Crossed: Rebecca Brown
One eye closed: Rebecca Brown
Both eyes closed: Renevva Grpwm
Chin: rfedb er c cza fklwsbn
Cheek: 4ewa43w zs c cza hbt943w bn
Elbow: rfteb 4fcfdqa hg 555rt0ow3nm
Lips: fcebeca brown
Palm: reebbecc bvrown
Nose: regh3cca broown


lol

quite fun