OH MY GOD!
What a class night!

Thank you all for my fantastic cards and presents! For some unknown reason there's like all my family's cards....then Watson's and Jordan's...on the window sill.

BEST CARD EVER: Caoimhe Swords, "Happy Mother's Day"-Because your are the mammy to us all.
BEST PRESENT EVER: Jason Phelan, new kitten Dermot
Rob O'Connor, sweetest present ever. AND he wrapped it himself!
BEST DRUNK: Dearbhla Moore......no proof needed.
BEST FUN: STEPHAINE!!!!! We carried her and threw her into the grass

Congrats for even makin to my house, that alone is a talent.

Thanks for coming Hope you enjoyed it! And don't listen to Jako, he didn't move that stove anywhere. He's lying to yis.

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Lads....I only brought one bag. How long are ye staying for?!
Sinead's never leaving.
Just pull up there on the hellipad. OOOOOH THE HELLIPAD!!!
Hang on we've to wait for saddle bags here.
Lookit her trying to carry her stuff!!
I'll just search your bag there...OH SINEAD YOU'RE FUCKED. Here's druggie herself. Jesus she can't even move for cocaine there. And as for heroin? Sure thats all she's running on.
Whats your middle name? Ehhh...Mairead. Had to think there.
I'd just like to explain now, I don't have a middle name.
Thanks for carrying our bags lads, would ye like a packet of crisps? Go on! Ye will!
Just put up the tent there, we'll supervise!
Sinead would you stop complaining. Fuck sake. Fuck sake. Fuck sake! Complain-y.
Quiet shushy!!
Sinead, you lock up will ye?
Sinead, would you do the lights?
Half of Northern Ireland are here.
ITS HALF 5 NOW! I'll half 5 him in a minute. SHUT THE FUCK UP!... So its half 5 now.
Who's that gobshite singing!? "yeah i'm freee...FREE FALLIN" I'll fall on him in a minute!
Sinead why are you snuggling into me?
Thats one for the bebo!
Dearbhla there's a man over there looking at me....
Is this your phone girls? No, is it not yours? No I found it on the ground. I'll put it back after we take some photos.
Hey lacky lacky I do it like a truck!
Am I sexy now, am I?
Are ye well, cause you're looking well!
You make my soft ware go hard ware.
D'ya like cheese? Cause i'm an easy single.
Girls these are the lads. Lads these are the girls!
Look ye've the same nail varnish!!! Yeah, but its ok for her nails to look like that.
Puke is a fine young fella!
He's a bit taken with Sinead.
Dearbhla you've the hands of a knome.
I'm telling Mammy Guilfoyle!
Jarlath is coming over in the morning to do face masks.
Sinead don't look over there....
Lads, where's the fire?
The shuttle buses? Down there on the right hand side. Ah grand. NO not grand! Can you not see all the buses over there on the left!
Did you hear about Sinead's yeast infection?
DEREK HAS THAT INFECTION CLEARED UP? THEY'VE CREAMS FOR THAT NOW YE KNOW!
Thats not a tent, its a sleeping bag.
Lisa do you know who's a recovering coke addict now?
Derek is in red camp, its like fucking Africa out there.
This isn't a hot water shop girls!!
Dermot, Shane...get out of our tent!
Hey ba ba loo bah.....
These eyes!....
Have you ever seen Superbad? Yes! Oh is it in that? No Sinead no its not, where did you think that conversation was going?
Do you know Liam Sheridan?
Where do pirates do the weekly shop? AAAAARGOS? No Lisa. Spaaaaaaaaar.
What do pirates drive?.....What?! Sinead pirates don't drive. I can't even remember the end of that joke.
Sinead i'm scared, she has that glint in her eye.
I wanna ride ye, ride ye....
Sinead! Sinead! She's thrusting!!!
Do you know who that girl is? No. Do you? Why is she still outside our tent?
Keith Reilly! I know your ma....
Howyis girls!....Why is it always the freaks.
We're under the inflatable oxegen sign!!!
Were ye at oxegen? No no. I always go into Naas looking like this.
THEY'RE GOING BABY MAKING!!!...........Can I be godfather?
Nanny rang, just wanted to know did I get stabbed.
Hill 16 is Dublin only! Kildare are shite! YEAH SO WAS YOUR DA LAST NIGHT! YE DUBLIN CUNT! (and thats why I was hoarse)
Laurie and me will me shot by the end of the day....
LET'S GO UP THE HILL!!!! Come on Sinead!
...its like bamby on ice
Let's go raving!
Is this the same song that was on a half hour ago?
Sinead's too innocent to look like a druggie.
Do yaz want pills lads?
Dearbhla i've no idea what he's saying.
Sinead! Has the itching stopped?!.....Who's Sinead?
Thats a fair loada swans.

OXEGEN 09 WE LOVE YOU

1. Find pretty (non black) dress for wedding.
2. Look again for employment.
3. Clean the bomb site that is my room
i) Burn/destroy/remove all evidence of the leaving cert from said room.
4. Find Dearbhla a nice fella.
5. Organise stuff for oxegen.
6. Organise my birthday party.
7. Find debs dress.
8. Get a photo of me and famous Tony for bebo.
9. Get a nice photo of me and Jason because they don't exist right now! (not since the one of us holding our Barnies when we were 5)
10. Sort out the CAO.
11. Attend ALL summer parties as physically possible.
12. Drink the same type of drink for one full night out.
13. Buy a manual SLR before the prices go up too much.
14. Go to the Foley's house parties and hang with mo leanbh.
15. Try not to come home from London with complete shite i'll never use/wear
16. Maintain to do list!