1 . Tell her she is beautiful
2 . ***Hold her hand at any moment . . . even if its just for a second.***
3. ***Hug her from behind***
4 . Leave her voice messages to wake up to.
5 . When she is upset, hold her tight and tell her how much she means to you.
6 . ***Recognize the small things . . . they usually mean the most.***
7 . ***If youre talking to another girl, when your done talking, walk over and hug her and kiss her....let her know she's yours and they arent.***
8 . Write her notes or call her just to say "hi"
9 . Introduce her to your friends
10 . ***Play with her hair.***
11 . ***Pick her up (she loves it)***
12 . Get upset if another guy touches her (especially when she doesnt like it)
13 . Make her laugh
14 . Let her fall asleep in your arms.
15 . If she's mad at you, kiss her.
16 . ***If you care about her, then (we all know this is a challenge) TELL HER***
17 . Every guys should give their girl 3 things: a stuffed animal(she'll hug it everytime she goes to sleep), jewlery(will treasure it forever), and one of his t-shirts (she'll most likely where it to bed) and don't forget to bring her flowers or something special once in a while.
18 . Treat her the same around your friends as you do when your alone.
19 . Look her in the eyes and smile.
20 . Hang out with her on weekends (guys, this WILL NOT, i repeat WILL NOT kill you)
21 . ***Kiss her in the rain (girls love this)***
22 . ***Kiss her just for the heck of it***
23. If your listening to music, let her listen too.
24.get her something, even if its simple and inexpensive, it came from YOU. it means all the world to HER.
25. when she gives you a present when ever, take it and tell her you love it, even if you don't! (us women put a lot of thought and effort into your gifts, because we care about you and appreciate you, even if it's not exactly what you wanted!)
26. Always call her when you say you will, it may not seem like it, but it does hurt her and makes her thinks you don't care so call even if you can only talk for a minute.

GROPING PASTRY

THE GRAPE OF DESTINY

MAN-EATING GRAPE

IRN BRU MAN

POLOS WITH LEGS

PROTESTANT SCIENTIFIC TERMS

NO SHOES ARE BETTER THAN ONE

FROTH IS LIKE RABIES IN A BOTTLE

FUCK LOAF

MYFACE

Chris (to me) : i do NOT like your driving! although i like the ' it wouldnt stop so i put my foot back on the accelerator!!"



Sian : this is my 'ive got 65p dance!"
Me : this is mine and bens dance
Jamie : is that the 'i cant dance' dance
Ben : no, thats this!

Christmas is the time for celebrating, eating, drinking and getting high. Hymns are sung (drunkly) along with carols (also drunkly) and people fall over (when drunk) and if they are lucky they'll get hit in the face by a snowball. Families sit around the fire eating mince pies and watching their new plasma tv's falling off the walls, dogs chase their tails, cats chase their faces and most of all people smooch under the mistletoe (when drunk) so i suppose the moral of christmas to to get drunk as often as you can


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