Richard Clare
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männlich, 23,
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- Ich bin Single
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- Mitglied seit: March 2006
- Zuletzt aktiv: 19 Wochen her
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- Ich über mich
- I was the son of one of the richest men in China. But I was orphaned at an early age and raised by an aunt that despised the world. Oh wait that's the Mandarin's origin story. Maybe this will help. When I was 9 years old I brought home a report card that said I had a defiant disorder. My mother stuck it to the refridgerator, crossed out the word "disorder" and wrote "spirit" instead. Actually all she did was hit me. By the time I was eighteen I had read all the off-colour joke books in my local supermarket. I sold my first funny comment to Dom Irrera in 1996 for which I was paid 200 dollars. The comment was that Irrera's relationship with Rodney Dangerfield was purely physical. I was the youngest comic ever to play the opening night at the Apollo with my one man autobiographical show "Richard Clare: a life in humerous anecdotes". Soon the edgy humour I specialised in went out of style. By 22 I was a junkie hasbeen and that same year died of superflu like 99% of the world
- Favourite spherical object
- Marbles
- Favourite meterological phenomenon
- Tornadoes
- Favourite length of time
- 20 minutes
- Favourite type of stick
- Chopsticks
- Movies
- Videodrome(have the special video tape shaped DVD case), Manhunter, The Shining, Solaris(2002), Near Dark, Beetlejuice, Death Becomes Her, Taxi Driver, Jacob's Ladder, Nightmare Before Christmas, Gremlins 2, Event Horizon, Audition, House of Sand and Fog, Auto Focus, Memento, Birth, L'Ennui, The Thing, Lolita('62), Happiness, Dawn of the Dead('04), Evil Dead 2, Plan 9 from Outer Space, Mortal Kombat! Peter's Friends, Closer, Battle Royale, Pollyanna, Final Cut, About a Boy, Freezer, The Notorious Bettie Page, Kairo, Tourist Trap, Carry on Screaming, May, The Young Poisoner's Handbook, Life of Brian, Airplane, American Psycho, Buffalo 66', From Dusk Till Dawn, The Fly('86), Lost Highway, Session 9, Cure, The Other Sister, Opening Night, Busty Cops, David and Lisa('9
, Hot Shots Part Deux, Who Framed Roger Rabbit?, Code 46, Serenity, Secretary, El Topo, Bound, Cube, Grizzly Man, Before Sunrise/Sunset, The Wicker Man, Butcher Boy - The Art of War, Steal this Book
- A Tale of Two Cities - Neil Gaiman, Sonic the Hedgehog in Robotnik's Laboratory - Martin Adams, The Man Who Was Thursday - G.K.Chesterton, Ghost World + Like a Velvet Glove Cast in Iron - Dan Clowes, Secret Rendezvous + The Box Man - Kobo Abe, Misery + The Long Walk - King, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy - Douglas Adams, The Swan - Roald Dahl, The Story of Tracey Beaker - Jacqueline Wilson, The Catcher in the Rye - J.D.Salinger, Scott Pilgrim - Bryan Lee O'Malley, Preacher - Warren and Ennis, The Edge of Running Water - William Sloane, Of Human Bondage - W.S.Maugham, Naked Lunch - Burroughs, Lazarus - Leonid Andreyev, Ask the Dust - Fante, The Atrocity Exhibtion - J.G.Ballard, Solaris - Stanislaw Lem, Hunting Humans - Eliott Leyton, Dune - Frank Herbert, The Bridge - Iain Banks, The Naked Ape - Desmond Morris, American Psycho - BEE, The Stranger - Albert Camus, The Bell Jar - Sylvia Plath, Eating People is Wrong - Malcolm Bradbury, Factotum - Bukowski
- This Magic Moment - Lou Reed, No Scrubs - TLC
- You're Not Here - Melissa Williamson, Touched - Vast, I Touch Myself - Jack Off Jill, Blood Rave - Crystal Method, Last Resort - Papa Roach, New York New York - Sinatra, Gay Boyfriend - Hazards, Shake Shake Senora - Harry Belafonte, Lucky One - Biff Naked, Ballad for Dead Friends - Dashboard Prophets, This Big Hush - Shriekback, When the Man Comes Around - Johnny Cash, What's my Age Again? - Blink, Tales of Brave Ulysses - Cream, Sing Sing Sing - Louis Prima, Harder Faster Stronger - Daft Punk, Full of Grace - Sarah McLachlan, Somebody to Love - Jefferson Airplane, EZ Pass - Har Mar Superstar, Fuck the Pain Away - Peaches, You Don't Own Me Now - Rasputina, Down with the Sickness - Richard Cheese, Afternoon Delight - Anchormen, The Patient - Tool, Shuffle Boil - Thelonius Monk, Bleed American - Jimmy Eat World, How Soon is Now? - Snake River Conspiracy, Behind Blue Eyes - The Who, Dance Dance - Fallout Boy, Sunny Day - Laugh and Beats, In Dreams - Roy Orbison, Windowlicker -
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All Power to the Cat People
Black Cat is a new show secretly developed by myself for HBO. Set during the Vietnam years it tells the story of Shaka Midnight, a rising star in the black panther party. Educated, charismatic and with a voice that's impossible to ignore, Midnight is just the man the party needs to make their demands heard in government. But there's just one small problem, he isn't always a man...
See it here first: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lXcxo...0 Kommentare 520 Tage
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I'm Micheal Gondry
I pulled an allnighter and made my very own bedroom media music video with no special effects just cheeky lo-fi innovation.
It is the story of a man who discovers he is a "fruitbender" and can control certain fruits with his mind in this case peaches, he makes a video log of his experiments to control his fruitapathic abilities. It features the music of The Presidents of the United States of America and me playing the fruitbender himself.
I did it as a present for my half-sister and because I was incredibly bored. Check it out it's on my page.
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Richie's Rant
Okay here goes: What's the deal with bats? Are you a rat or a bird or what? Make up your mind bats! What is up with people with the blues? Cheer up sad sacks! Can I talk about church? What a bore. Excuse me while I fall asleep! Ever stubb your big toe? That really hurts dammit! When I see people spitting outside I feel like telling them "that's really rude". Don't you hate it when it rains? Thanks alot now I'm soaking wet! Get a load of thieves. Yeah we know it's you Mr. and Mrs. Thief, my stuff didn't just disappear by magic! Get your own stuff!(buy it don't steal it)Don't get me started on the dark. Eh hello how am I supposed to know where I'm going? I just love bumping into tables (sarcasm). You know what gets on my nerves? Bullies. Try picking on someone your own size for once! Another thing that fries my cheese are traffic lights. Are you trying to make me late? Change already! Another thing I can't stand is why don't movies come out sooner? I want to see it now! What really gets up my flute is when folks don't say please or thank you. It's called having manners! Can I say something to people with tribal tattoos? The only tribe you belong to is the tribe of people with shitty unoriginal tattoos. Hey Islam tell Mohammed to stop wasting visions on me I don't believe in that shit. Listen to me women who shave their vaginas, I don't want to fuck an underdeveloped baby pussy, lovejuice glistening on an unpruned slit shrub is one of natures most awestriking sights,up there with the aurora borealis. Futhermore what's the deal with airline food? Actually I like airline food. On AirFrance they put my quiche and my camanbert in seperate cups. I'm autistic so I don't like my food touching.0 Kommentare 715 Tage
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Halloween '08 with Martyna's crew
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My Album
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Richie's Big Night Out
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Right Clicks
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Some of my very fine commercial art
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St Paddy's Day '07
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Ten days in America
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The Man's Diary
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This is Halloween! This is Halloween!
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Hello Richard, it's your cousin in Meath. Aria is in Ireland for the next 5 weeks,she'd like to meet up. Contact me on 086-3306311 and I'll set it up. Anyone who sees this before Richard does please pass on the message, I don't have any telephone mumbers for him.
well whats the story? when you down again?
hows richard?
the man in the park said he'd teach me the way of the four legged dragon....do u know him??? .......can you show me the way???.............
aite richy ya dirty dawwwggg!!!
Richard I would never joke about such a serious issue. How could you possibly think I would make fun about time consuming showers? I'm just not that shallow......Please! What do you take me for, showers have ruined my life..........RUINED!! GOD DAMN IT!! AND NOW YOU THINK ID JUST MAKE FUN OF IT????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Showers are by far the most time consuming thing a human being can possibly do. I blame showers for the high rates of unemployment, people simply do not have time to work when upholding hygiene standards!! It's true! The only way i can see it improving is installing showers in the work place with designated shower break intervals and such..
Nah thats not true im very busy doing nothing and stuff i have a shower everyday so that takes up a lot of time and i eat and stuff like that........so life after college isnt as quite as u mite expect....
Ya i did the 2 year course there and finished last May! I'm just keeping an eye on things, making sure Ian isn't falling behind and the standards are being upheld!!
Hey Richard saw u by the leisureplex yesterday!
how's life??
Hey Richard!
Havent talked to you in ages!
Hows...
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...Is it Limerick?
I quite enjoyed that Peaches video.
Richie!
We need to hang out soon
good to hear you doing well. Im meeting a friend tonight, but give us a txt 2m and we'll catch up
hows things?
Hey, Better Than Ed are playing live on City Fm (103.2) tonight at 7.30!
It'll be followed by a gig at the Purty Kitchen Dun Laoghaire at 10 where they are back by poplar demand!
Hope ya can tune in and check us out!!
When are you moving out of waterford? We'll have to meet up before you pack your bags and head off to college!
hey wheres the best (safest) place to down load a nintendo 64 rom and games?