Kris

taking over the world is gonna be a bitch considering my wife to be is gonna be my mortal enemy

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Kris
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  • Mężczyzna, 18, Serce 75
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  • Związek: Narzeczeństwo
  • Wyświetlenia: 994
  • Jest z nami od: July 2007
  • Ostatnio online: 11 tygodni temu
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O mnie

Motto
We be thugz aight..... So goddam lame.....
Ja, o mnie i jeszcze raz ja
Well there's not that much to say about me..... i currently live in Townsville, I'm 18.... i listen to a lot of music.... i play too many games.... i believe i've changed a bit... i'm not a complete asshole like i used to be, i can't save money for shit
Music
my fave music is Afi, linkin park, children of bodom, parkway drive, three days grace, cky, the used, my chemical romance, little bit of eminem, HIM, red hot chilli peppers, as i lay dying, dragonforce, bullet for my valentine, METALLICA, marilyn manson, arch enemy, pantera, slipknot. a whole mess of others too
About The Tay
Taylor.... she's just the angry white girl that stops me going insane
Sports
not something i'm into at all, i'd rather sit on the sidelines and have a smoke while laughing at people that ARE playing
Scared Of
I'm scared of isolation and heights, and the wrath of taylor and her mighty fists
Happiest When
i have ppl around me.... i hate being alone...
Shows
my fave shows are Naruto, black cat, hellsing, trinity blood, bleach, inuyasha, dragonball, Pokemon, desert punk, desgaea... mostly anime.
Movies
final fantasy: advent children, hellsing, jay and silent bob strike back, bob the butler, all the rambo movies, bruce almighty, the bucket list, tenacious d: the pick of destiny, jumper, black sheep, the green mile.... some others too....

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    zamknij How Manly Are You?

    How manly are you?

    My result is: Man Man

    You are the man that everyone wants to be. Your hench body and the girls surrounding you gives off all the right manly vibes. You'd love a sports car and the occasional beer, but you've got it all under control.
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    zamknij What Family guy character are you?

    zamknij Which species of Pure Blood VAMPYRE are you?

    Which species of Pure Blood VAMPYRE are you?

    My result is: Demitri

    Originating from Lord Demitri Lasombra. The Demitri belive them to be the one 'true' vampyre, and have been locked in a fued for centuries with the Tremere and Tzimisce in a battle to prove just that. Cold and calculating the Demitri are known for there deviousness and are not afraid to get there hands dirty. They make famous the whole dark prince mythology.
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    Demon, Angel, Human
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    What is your usual mood????
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    are you pretty or darn right ugly?
    Try On the Hogwarts Sorting Hat.
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    zamknij How old are you? Really!

    zamknij What Military Rank are you?

    zamknij What Is Your Future Life

    What Is Your Future Life?

    My result is: Here is your life

    You live in a mansion.
    You'll make $900,000 a year.
    You own a limo.
    Your job will be either a doctor or scientist.
    Your husband/wife will be lazy, spoiled, attractive and social.
    You'll only have one kid.
    You'll die at forty because of alcohol.
    Yes, you'll make it to
    heaven!
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    Are you an Angel or Devil?
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    my pet bat


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    zamknij Vampires

    Kris is a Hypnotic Vampire
    Kris' Stats
    0 chumps infected
    395 Vampire points
    Feedin' Feed
    Apr 11: Kris fed Ellie to Kris
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    zamknij Slayers

    Kris is a Undead Hunter
    Kris' Stats
    0 chumps recruited
    104 Slayer points
    Rusing Feed
    Mar 08: Kris and rused Kris
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    zamknij Werewolves

    Kris is a Werewolf Howler
    Kris' Stats
    0 chumps infected
    344 Werewolf points
    Feedin' Feed
    Dec 25: Kris fed to Kris
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    zamknij Zombies

    Kris is a Leftenant Zombie
    Kris' Stats
    0 chumps infected
    119 Zombie points
    Feedin' Feed
    Feb 04: Dom. fed Kels. to Kris
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    zamknij What Mythical Monster are you

    zamknij What role would you play in a world of fantasy?

    What role would you play in a world of fantasy?

    My result is: Assassin

    You are a Assassin! You are a mysterious type, lurking in the shadows and attacking from behind. Assassins are normally paid too do one thing, Kill. They are masters of stealth and can sneak right behind an enemy too stab him in the back before he has a chance too retaliate. You carry many poisons and can rarely be trusted. Your loyalty only goes as far as your payment. As well as killing, assassins are very good at spying and so in battle they are perfect too be sent into the enemys area and discover vital information.
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    zamknij Which Illegal Profession Are You mMost Suited For?

    Which illegal profession are you most suited for?

    My result is: Drug Dealer

    Congratulations, you are a drug dealer!

    Your business sense, shrewd skill, and talent for discretion make you the ideal drug dealer. You've got what it takes to provide the masses with the illegal substances they most desire in their lives. Now, get out there and start selling!
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    zamknij what drug are yoooooooooou???????

    zamknij superduper heros

    zamknij Whats your real age

    Whats your real age

    My result is: 15 years old

    this is ok for everyone... your the perfect teenager. stay like this 4ever (((or not)))

    zamknij Blog

    • i stole this.. just cuz i could

      Do you help others in your neighborhood? : nope
      Are you a greedy person? : when it comes to food yes
      Do you have an inflated ego? : sometimes
      Are you a popular person? : dunno
      Are you a prep? : no
      Should you be sent to heaven or hell? : probs hell for havin a cross that turns into the nazi symbol
      How cruel are you? : depends
      How good are you at accepting challenges? : not sure
      Do you have a likable personality? : i hope so
      Are you a selfish person? : sometimes
      Are you taking life for granted? : i think so
      Do you display leadership skills? : occasionally
      Are you an extrovert? : a what?
      Are you narrow minded or broad minded? : broad minded
      How nice are you? : very.. unless i dont like you
      Are you stone-hearted? : sometimes
      Are you soft-spoken? : sometimes
      Are you living a beautiful life? : HAHA no, anyone who says yes is lying
      Which brain are you- left or right? : which side gives me the ability to pwn at video games?
      How cynical are you? : not very
      How well do you handle criticism? : not very
      Do people take advantage of you? : no
      Are you a procrastinator? : yes
      Are you a God-fearing person? : pfff god fears me, god is my bitch.
      How self confident are you? : very
      How assertive are you? : not very, unless its somethin i really want
      Do you pick up fights easily? : only with certain ppl
      Do you have good people skills? : yes
      Are you a nature lover? : hasnt done anything wrong by me yet
      Do you give enough time to yourself? : too much
      Are you a good party organizer? : dunno
      Are you religious? : if gaming is a religion then yes.. yes i am
      Are you a good listener? : a very good one
      Are you an optimist or a pessimist? : dunno
      Are you distracted easily when working? : yes
      Do you fight or take flight? : fight
      Do you live in the present or the past? : present but sometimes i'd like to re-visit the past
      Are you a boastful person? : sometimes
      Do you take decisions with your heart or your mind? : mind, listenin to your heart is trouble
      Are you narcissistic? : no
      Do you test your limits when needed? : yeh
      Are you an emotional person? : only when it comes to anger and happiness.. i hide most other emotions
      Are you far-sighted? : not really
      Do you lie when needed? : yeh
      Do you cry easily? : no
      Are you a visual or an auditory person? : auditory
      How excited are you about life? : not very, life sucks ass sometimes
      Do you vie for attention? : no
      Are you original and mature? : original yes mature no
      What do you have unique in you? : my ability to find humor in just about anything
      What are you looking for in life? : sex, love, money, fun, happiness
      Do you have a devilish streak? : psshh no...... yes
      How charismatic are you? : kinda
      Do you lose your temper often? : no.. it builds then all comes out all at once occasionally
      Do you love kids? : hate most kids.. some are ok.. like the ones that arent always bein a pain in the arse
      Do you have a fear of anything? : spiders, werewolves, heights, isolation, death
      Are you in control of your life? : pretty much
      How good are your communication skills? : pretty good.
      Are you short tempered? : no
      Are you happy in life? : hmmm dunno
      Are you absent-minded? : no
      Are you a miser? : no
      Are you adventurous? : kinda
      Can people rely on you? : most of the time
      Do you have a pure heart? : HA, no
      Do you know yourself truly? : yep
      Are you street-smart? : yeh
      Are you an analytical thinker? : no
      Are you wasting your life via some activity? : gaming isnt a waste of time.. it makes life tolerable
      Do you try to make everyone happy? : no
      How well do you handle a crisis? : not well...
      Do you have a sense of humor? : yes
      Do you pamper your mind? : umm... what?
      Name your strengths : well im totally tank... i can stare down a goldfish... and when it comes to games i know just about everything
      Are you a honest person? : most of the time
      Are you a know all or a no all? : umm.. a no all....?
      Are you boring? : me? nah
      Do you criticize others too much? : not enoug

      0 komentarze 114 dni

    • Jizz in my pants

      Lock eyes from across the room
      down my drink while the rhythms boom
      take your hand and skip the names
      no need here for the silly games
      make our way through the smoke and crowd
      the club is the sky and I'm on your cloud
      move in close as the lasers fly
      our bodies touch and the angels cry
      leave this place go back to yours
      our lips first touch outside your doors
      a whole night what we've got in store
      whisper in my ear that you want some more
      and I

      JIZZ IN MY PANTS
      This really never happens you can take my word
      I won't apologize, that's just absurd
      Mainly your fault from the way that you dance
      and now I
      JIZZ IN MY PANTS
      don't tell your friends or I'll say your a slut
      plus its your fault, you were rubbing my butt
      I'm very sensitive, some would say that's a plus

      Now I'll go home and change

      I need a few things from the grocery
      do things alone now mostly
      left me heart broken not lookin' for love
      surprised in my eyes when I looked above
      the check out counter and I saw a face
      My heart stood still so did time and space
      Never felt that I could feel real again
      But the look in her eyes said I need a friend
      She turned to me that's when she said it
      Looked me dead in the face, asked "Cash or Credit?"
      And I

      JIZZED IN MY PANTS
      It's perfectly normal, nothing wrong with me
      But we're going to need a clean up on aisle 3
      And now I'm posed in an awkward stance because I
      JIZZED IN MY PANTS
      To be fair you were flirting a lot
      plus the way you bag cans got me bothered and hot
      please stop acting like you're not impressed
      One more thing, I'm gonna play by check

      Last week - I saw a film
      As I recall it was a horror film
      Walked outside into the rain
      Checked my phone and saw you rang and I
      JIZZED IN MY PANTS

      Speeding down the street when the red lights flash
      need to get away need to make a dash
      A song comes on that reminds me of you and I
      JIZZ IN MY PANTS

      The next day my alarm goes off and I
      JIZZ IN MY PANTS

      Open my window and a breeze rolls in and I
      JIZZ IN MY PANTS

      When Bruce Willis was dead at the end of sixth sense I
      JIZZED IN MY PANTS

      I just ate a grape and I
      JIZZED...IN...MY PANTS
      JIZZED...IN...MY PANTS

      Ok seriously you guys can we...ok...

      I JIZZ RIGHT IN MY PANTS EVERY TIME YOU'RE NEXT TO ME
      AND WHEN WE'RE HOLDING HANDS ITS LIKE HAVING SEX TO ME
      YOU SAY IM PREMATURE I JUST CALL IT ECSTASY
      I WEAR A RUBBER AT ALL TIMES ITS A NECESSITY

      Cuz I
      JIZZ...IN...MY PANTS
      (I jizz in my pants, I jizz in my pants, yes I jizz in my pants, yes I jizz in my pants)
      yes I JIZZ...IN...MY PANTS
      (I jizz in my pants (AKIVA!), I jizz in my pants)

      2 komentarzy 286 dni

    • Pimps


      <Tedward> so there's this pimp right. he's collecting money from his three ho's.
      <Tedward> he goes to the first ho and asks for his $100. she says, "But I only owe you $50!"
      <Tedward> he slaps her and says, "don't correct me, bitch!"
      <Tedward> he asks the next ho for $150. she says, "But I only owe you $100!"
      <Tedward> he slaps her and says, "don't correct me, bitch!"
      <Tedward> now he goes to his third ho.
      <Tedward> he asks for $200. "but I only owe you $150!"
      <Tedward> he slaps her and says, "don't correct me, bitch!"
      <Tedward> next he visits the fourth ho.
      <Tedward> he asks her for his $250.
      <Thy_Dungeonman> hold on, wait a sec
      <Tedward> what?
      <Thy_Dungeonman> you said three ho's, not four. idioth.
      *Tedward slaps Thy_Dungeonman
      <Tedward> Don't correct me, bitch.

      0 komentarze 461 dni

    zamknij What Assassin are you

    What Assassin are you?

    My result is: El Mariachi

    You are a hard-ass bad assassin, but killing those who are bad themselves. The reason you kill is because of revenge. El Maricachi knows how to use a weapon and never hesitates to kill. He has a guitar case which he disguisses his weapons in. In this includes guns, greandes and knives. You are fast, sleek, agiliful and strong. El Maricahi would have to be one of the most Combative and quickest thinking fictional assassins ever.
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    are you pretty or darn right ugly?
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    zamknij are you baaad?

    are you baad?

    My result is: so-so student

    Everything gets done...eventually...but you aren't exactly top-of-the-class shiny apple either. You are in a rocky situation, ad you could sway one way or the other. Stay in the good books, but who says you can't have fun?
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    wat will ur next boyfriends nmae start with
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    zamknij What evil marvel character are you?

    What evil marvel character are you?

    My result is: Red Skull

    Hell-bent on world domination, an excellent marksman and hand-to-hand fighter and a scientific genius. You are merciless and take pleasure in watching your enemy suffer. You are one of the most evil characters.
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    What is your usual mood????
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    are you pretty or darn right ugly?
    Try On the Hogwarts Sorting Hat.
    wat will ur next boyfriends nmae start with
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    • Verityy.
      luv Verityy.

      I was thinking today, who even goes on bebo anymore... and then it just clicked KRIS DOES!
      And then I had another thought, it's because Kris is a mofo! But then again I still love you despite your mofo-ness. :L

      13 tygodni temu
    • Gracie
      luv Gracie

      Na mate. You love my singing! Hahaha and actually i got accepted for a job today! Are you proud of me? You better be Bitch! Lol and yeah, i am pree brutal. No but seriously brokencyde = awesom :) yeah but hurry up and get credit so we can talk until 6am once again. Damn i miss those days. Don't you? They were good. But fully when you get here. Bonfire on the beach. Cos i live like right on the beach :) i.ma smoke some weed now :p keep it real Bitch Haha X) xoxo

      14 tygodni temu przez Komórka
    • Gracie
      luv Gracie

      Hahaha god Damn you write some long comments boy. Na well unlike my old days when we were dating i'm not an alco so i don't really drinks so much anymore. Occasionally i do and when i do i get very drunk and sometimes end up in some randos yard on their swing being pushed by taylor crying because my dad doesn't love me Hahaha then i go looking for more piss or a pool to swim in. But seriously i'm not too sure they'd let us out together when i'm 18 i mean really, would you trust us? We'd probably end up setting some hobo on fire and breaking into a bakery just to steal a loaf. Haha but i think we could give it a try. Omg have i told you about my latest consperacy? Ok so jamie oliver is a pedophile, that's why he does those shows in the schools and junk. And he is secretly a midget. Which by the way is the mo fuckin midget that stole my mo ducking cinnamon scroll. Anywho i'm prob talking a little too much shit... So share the love and write me back :) ily xoxo

      14 tygodni temu przez Komórka
    • Gracie
      luv Gracie

      Haha yeah true. Lol bebo is like soo two years ago Haha but facebook is for old people. Like Eww i don't have tuckshop lady arms... Yet :p Hehe yeah i'm with ya on the no sex thing. Pree sure the most action i get is from my blanket :s Haha or taylor, she pulls me through the tough times X) Hahaha but yeah, get myspace. Its almost as awesome as my big left toe, X) well love.love write back Bitch. Ily xoxo :)

      14 tygodni temu przez Komórka
    • Verityy.
      luv Verityy.

      I think I can get my name rights back now.
      Maybe I deserve them. Nahh.
      Theres only so much love in the world. But you've got one bebo love for today. xD

      15 tygodni temu
    • JT
      JT

      would I lie kris ME I wouldn't lie EVER!!!

      15 tygodni temu
    • Verityy.
      luv Verityy.

      You wont be in a better mood, until all your bee stings go away.
      That skin was a good one though. even though you have lost your pimp-age.
      You're still getting love, because I have no one else to give it to. xD

      15 tygodni temu
    • Verityy.
      luv Verityy.

      Aww. Poor baby got stung by bees. xD
      No offence but its hilarious. And now you're going to torch the fuckers.
      On the brighter side of things you changed your skin back. Woop.

      Cunt! I hate it when you go offline. Stop being such a little bitch. :D

      15 tygodni temu
    • Verityy.
      luv Verityy.

      Lol.
      My 52 minutes was almost correct.
      Well I deserve love for just... being me. And putting up with you. Hehe.

      15 tygodni temu
    • Verityy.
      luv Verityy.

      Yeah. Its fucking spam. I cant delete it either, because my computer is gayy. Just like you. Mwahaha!
      I'm not a big fan of Kings of Leon, but my mum is so that means I have to listen to them. Haha.

      I'm predicting that you'll be awake in about...52 minutes. Unless you're already awake. And you just have better things to do than be online. xD

      15 tygodni temu
    • Tia-Louise
      luv Tia-Louise

      Kris... I agree. I had my first grey hair at the tender age of eight. I think we should literally catch up ya know, living in the same town and all....

      ..V,
      much love

      16 tygodni temu
    • JT
      JT

      its a hard job but someone has to do it hahaha

      hey i was on the fuckin cross man hahahaha turned WAYYY too much water into wine that night, woke up on this huge fuckin cross with a massive fuckin hangover, like HOW THE FUCK did i get up here, then i was like who put these FUCKING THORNS on my head???

      bahaha true story man honest

      16 tygodni temu
    • JT
      JT

      i started reading that and was like WHAT THE FUCK then realized you were joking hahaha,

      yeah drugs...... their ..... horrible.......... give them to me and i'll .......throw em out..... yeah i'll 'throw them out'

      16 tygodni temu
    • Gracie
      luv Gracie

      Wats up ninja? :p Hehe i stole someones shoes lolol cos i can. Haha your soo coming here for my party. Whether you like it or not X) cos we are the only awesome people in the world :p since when are you engaged you homo? Well gtg ily x write back :)

      16 tygodni temu przez Komórka
    • Verityy.
      luv Verityy.

      :O

      16 tygodni temu
    • Verityy.
      luv Verityy.

      You cunt!
      Stealing my bebo skin.
      Oh well. Suits you. xD

      16 tygodni temu
    • Jacka
      Jacka

      HAHHAHAHAHAHA

      AHAHAHAHA...

      ...

      ...

      DEATH!.

      Bud. Town this weekend or whaaat?

      16 tygodni temu
    • Verityy.
      luv Verityy.

      I dont mind making you and James sammichs.

      So... there I was CLIMBING Mt Eleanor, with ONLY these two fingers. xD
      You wish you went back in time. I dont believe that epic story.
      Tell me another one, worth acknowledging...

      16 tygodni temu
    • Verityy.
      luv Verityy.

      Hmm. I'll have to add that in.
      If I wrote every epic story about you, I wouldnt have any room for anything else.

      You can shove your sammichs up your arse. Nah I joke.
      My birthday = Sammich day for you and James.

      :L

      16 tygodni temu
    • Verityy.
      Verityy.

      You have a point.

      I just remembered I own you and James a shitload of sammichs, from that weekend we went camping. xD
      So that replaces your cake. Because I cant make cakes, unless its a packet one. in which case I can lick the bowl.

      16 tygodni temu