yep these two savage bands are playing in dublin next year,late january and early feb,just wondering if there anyone goin to them???tiz gonna be savage cabbage!!!!

ive been waiting for smashing pumpkins to play ireland for many years,ive got to see billy corgan and his band in the ambassedor,and it was a savage gig i must say!

but i have seen my hero jimmy chamberlin in action with his Complex,it was in dublin,they played in the village and they were awesome!big fan of jimmy with his jazzy immaculate chops,need i say anymore,but the big news is that i am goin to see the smashing pumpkins and totally cant wait!

if anyone is heading we should meet up for a pint!!!

Sam

Q - What do a cup of coffee and Eric Clapton have in common?

A - They both suck without Cream



Q - What's the best sound you can make with a guitar?

A - A splash.



Q - How many guitar players does it take to wallpaper a room?

A - Three, if you slice them thin enough.



Q - What's the difference between a guitarist and a mutual fund?

A - One matures.



Q - What do you call a guitar player without a girlfriend?

A - Homeless



Q - How does a guitar player change a light bulb?

A - He lies on the bed so that the room is spinning around it.



Q - How does a guitar player show up for practice?

A - Drunk and late......... as usual



Q - How many guitar players does it take to cover a Stevie Ray Vaughan tune ?

A - Evidently all of them.



Q - What is the definition of a minor second?

A - Two lead guitarists playing in unison.



Q - How do you make a guitarist play quieter?

A - Put sheet music in front of him.



Q - How do you make him stop?

A - Put notes on it.



Q - What do you throw a drowning guitarist ?

A - His amplifier.



Q - What do you call two guitarists playing in unison?

A - Counterpoint.



Q - What did the guitar say to the guitarist?

A - Pick on someone your own size!



Q - What's the range of a Gibson Les Paul?

A - Depends on how far you throw it.



Q - Why are so many guitarists jokes one liners?

A - So the rest of the band can understand them.



Q - What's black and blue and laying in a ditch?

A - A guitarist who's told too many drummer jokes.



Q - How do you get a guitar player off of your front porch ?

A - Pay for the pizza.



Q - What do you say to a guitar player in a 3-piece suit ?

A - "Will the defendant please rise ..."



Q - In the 22nd century, how many guitarists will it take to replace a light source ?

A - Five, one to actually do it and four to reminisce about how much better the old tubes were.



Q - What's the difference between a guitar and a tuna fish?

A - You can tune a guitar but you can't tuna fish ..



Q - How do you know when the stage is level?

A - The guitarist is drooling out of both sides of his mouth.



Q - What's the difference between a Lead Guitarist and the PLO?

A - You can negotiate with the PLO.

just home from work and decided to keep this sshit updated,will take alot of effort so it prob wont work!!!anyway,right so this year i aint goin to many gigs but am goin to a really important one,ye all heard of the eagles of death metal i presume?? well they are playing in dublin 29th of AUG,if u would like to join ,more than welcome,ive just checked there that they still have tickets left,so book them danno!gauranteed a mad session!let me know if u are heading might sort out some accomodation shit!and session in dub is always a good laugh!!

if u have any questions just let me know and i will try get back to ya!

sock on!