Ok, 2day i wnt 2 day beach wif sum m8s. Ther was dis team of rowers training, rowin out, nd comin bak in, hopin out of da boat, turnin it round nd rowin bak out agen, they did dis a cpl of tyms, then i decided 2 watch them 4 a bit. Wen they got bak into shore they hoped out as usual turned da boat around, i noticed they were all wearin speedos (ewwwww) but ther was 1 guy hu had his speedo so far up his ass crack u woodnt even no he was wearin 1(not a gd look) newayz, now dis wood b grosse enough if it was a young guy (17-21ish) but this guy was lyk OLD (30-40ish) as soon as i saw dis i had 2 look away, it was honestly da grossest thing i hav eva seen, u shoodnt hav 2 c these things wen ur minding ur own buisseness at da beach. i think speedos shood b banned, coz they r realli realli realli realli grosse!!!!!!!!

"Faces In The Hall"

I knew this kid named Alberto
Funny style cat
And his girl looked like a turtle
Not Lisa Turtle, just a turtle
High school track
He ran the hurdle
His peers shed tears senior year when he got murdered
Now Alberto was your average A student
Participated in class,
Never came late
And never truant
His family was picture perfect
His older sister was prom queen
His dad a decorated vet from the Vietnam team
His mother was Dear Abby,
An ordinary house wife
Like clockwork, always had dinner on the table at 5
But Alberto had a monster he kept under his bed
Instead of letting it out,
He just got a girlfriend instead
She knew something was funny
She could tell by his behavior
Or the way he flamboyantly shook his hand
When he would wave to her
She thought nothing of it
And just shoved it in the closet
Until the day that word dripped out like leaky faucet
Alberto was homosexual
I ain't have nothing against it
But little Ronnie Johnson and all his football player friends did
They'd always pick and nag
Call him "fag" and such and such
And couldn't wait to get to gym so they could really bust his nuts
The gym teacher never cared
He'd just join in on the action
He'd make silly gestures
And compared him to Michael Jackson
Alberto couldn't take it
He'd just stop showing up and whenever he walked them halls
He just felt like throwin' up
And night he would cry and cry and ask "God why?"
Like "God, why the fuck'd I have to be born this way?"
God would reply, "Son, you've gotta show 'em you're more than gay"
Cause he had dreams to be a track star
Until that warm April night
Them gay jokes went way too far
Ronnie begged for his forgiveness
And invited him to a party
Cause his parents went away
And left him plenty of Bacardi
Alberto kindly accepted
He was finally accepted
Except it was all deception
And left them all unprotected
It was a plan Ronnie had scammed
To get him in the right place
Verbally degrade and rearrange his pretty face
The plan would go swiftly
They started calling him sissy
One punch turned into fifty
They beat him till he was dizzy
Now Alberto lie in blood
While his peers look on in fear
He took his last breath
And passed away his senior year

Needless to say
It was one big tragedy
And how was Ronnie gonna explain to his family,
While they were on vacation taking in sights
He got wasted and killed a kid that night

Don't be a slave and behave the way they do,
Just utilize the gifts that God gave you [x4]

I knew this girl named Maria
Bright and talented
With aspirations to be a
Big superstar
What a great idea
Until she fell off and started to listening to her peers
Oh dear!
Now Maria was your typical obnoxious
Analytical head strong rebel
Flippin' off the principal
Single mother home structure
She looked after baby brother
While mom worked two jobs
Just to buy supper
Pops was a struggling musician
Troubled man,
Juggling family and heroin addiction
He overdosed and left a notice of eviction
And a crate of records on the table in the kitchen
And a little angel with a keen sense of sound
Who saw silence in the records she found
And she would stay up late at night
Reciting songs to herself
Under pale moonlight
Righting wrongs that her pops made,
Promised her mom she'd never go that same route
Turns out
Carrie Anne had other plans
Her and her man Ronnie most popular,
Second best to nobody
Homecoming queen versus ugly duckling
And the story ends the same way
OK, Ronnie's parents went away for a couple of days
And told him "No Drinking"
What the fuck were they thinking?
Maria was oblivious that her boyfriend had already been invited
So when Carrie Anne asked
She got all excited
Like "damn now I got something to look forward to"
Or so she thought
Maria kindly accepted,
She was finally accepted,
Except it was all bullshit
Not pay attention,
Carrie Anne hated Maria cause she could sing
So she scored a

1. Full Name: Jemma Ellis
2. Nicknames: Jem, potato jem, door knob, village bicycle, atm
3. Birthday: 16 August 1993
4. Place of Birth: Perth
5. Zodiac Sign: LEO
6. Male or female: female
7. Year: 9
8. School: Churchlands SHS (not a private school)
9. Occupation: Student
10. Residence: Osbourne Park
11. MSN Screen Name: Changes all the time. but currently 'Jem... is dat a gun in ur pocket or r u just happy 2 c me'

~Your Appearance~

12. Hair Colour: Brown wif blonde highlights
13. Hair Length: Long
14. Eye colour: Brown
15. Weight:? fucked if i no???
16. Height: lyk 165cm, mab not sure
17. Braces? No
18. Glasses? Only if sunnies count
19. Piercings: ears pierced
20. Tattoos: not yet!
21. Righty or Lefty: Right
22. First best friend: Jade Cook
23. First Award: Still waitin lol, nah, umm idk
24. First Sport You Joined: Lacrosse
25. First pet: Dog
26. First Real Vacation: whole south-west coast, FUN
27. First CD: I think it was barbie pool party lol
28. First crush: Ummmm cnt memba

~Favourites~

29. Movies: 2 many 2 list
30. TV programme: umm dunno
31. Colour: Black, White, Blue
32. Rapper: umm not sure
33. Band: it changes all da tym, but currently the matches!!!
34. Song Right Now: Eryn Smith, or salty eyes i think, hmmm
35. Friend: Vicki, nat, nadeen, caitlin, ummm nd many many many more!!!!
36. Sweet: dunno
37. Sport to Play: Lacrosse
38. Restaurant: sizzler i guess lol
39. Favourite brands: Ummm idk
40. Store: 2 many 2 list
41. School Subject: DRAMA
42. Animal: all, well most of them
43. Book: dnt hav 1
44. Magazine: Cosmo
45. Shoes: ummmmm, ill get bak 2 u on dat

~Currently~

46. Feeling: Mixed emothions
47. Single or Taken? Single
48. Have a crush: I dnt no, im confused
49. Eating: da inside of mi cheek, well, not eatin but yeh
50. Drinking: nufin
51. Typing: This and stuff on msn
52. Online? Yep
53. Listening To: Just a song bout ping pong lol (luv dat song, its random)
54. Thinking About: Wat i shood put as ansers 4 these q's
55. Wanting To: Sleep
56. Watching: Computer screen
57. Wearing: 3/4 jeans, singlet nd jacket lol (sexy much)

~Your Future~

58. Want Kids? Yep, twins, 2 girls or a girl nd boy lol
59. Want to be married? Yes
60. Careers in Mind: In process of deciding
61. Where do you want to live: Wer eva i end up!
62. Car: nething dats black, nd will get me wer i wnt 2 go

~Which is Better With The Opposite Sex~


63. Hair colour: any
64. Hair length: Eh?
65. Eye colour: not bright bright blue, it scares me!
66. Measurments: ummm? no comment lol
67. Cute or Sexy: Either or both
68. Lips or Eyes: Huh?
69. Hugs or Kisses?: Both
70. Short or Tall: no comment lol
71. Easygoing or serious: Easy going, nd totally crazy lol
72. Romantic or Spontaneous: Spontaneous 4 sure
73. Fatty or Skinny: I Don't mind, as long as they luv me lol
74. Sensitive or Loud: Either
75. Hook-up or Relationship: Ummmm either lol
76. Sweet or Caring: either or both lol
77. Trouble Maker or Hesitant One: trouble maker

~Have you ever~

78. Kissed a Stranger: Not yet, but now i wnt 2 lol
79. Had Alcohol: yes
80. Smoked: no, nd i neva plan 2
81. Ran Away From Home: Yep
82. Broken a bone: yep, broken ankle, very pinaful
83. Got an X-ray: Yes, many many tyms
84. Been with someone: Yes
85. Broken Someone’s Heart: ummm, im not sure, i think so
86. Broke Up With Someone: Yes
87. Cried When Someone Died: Yes
88. Cried At School: yes, 2 many tyms

~Do You Believe In~

89. God: i dnt no
90. Miracles: yes, although maby i shoodnt
91. Love At First sight: Not at first sight, but at first contact lol (does dat make sence)
92. Ghosts: YES
93. Aliens: not rite now
94. Soul Mates: I wish, but no
95. Heaven: Not really
96. Hell: no
97. Angels: no
98. Fate/Destiny: kind of
99. Horoscopes: they r a load of shit, but fun 2 read