Well, here is a series of promises that actually speak of true
friendship.
You wont see any cutesy little smiley faces on this card - Just the
stone cold truth of our great friendship.


1. When you are sad -- I will help you get pissed and we will plot
revenge against the fucker who made you sad.

2. When you are blue -- I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you.

3. When you smile -- I will know you got laid last night.

4. When you are scared -- I will take the piss out of you about it,
every chance I get - like a true friend.

5. When you are worried -- I will tell you horrible stories about how
much worse it could be, until you quit your whinging.

6. When you are confused -- I will use little words.

7. When you are sick -- Please stay the fuck away from me until you are
well again. I don't want whatever you have.

8. When you fall -- I will point at you and laugh till I wet my pants.

9. This is my oath.... I pledge this to the end. "Why?" you may ask,
well......."because you are my friend" - you idiot.


Friendship is like peeing your pants, everyone can see it, but only you
can feel the true warmth

SCOTLAND!!!!
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