Being Scottish is about driving in a German car to an Irish pub for a Belgian beer, then travelling home, grabbing an Indian curry or ,aTurkish kebab on the way, to sit on Swedish furniture and watch American shows on a Japanese TV.

And the most Scottish thing of all? Suspicion of all things foreign!

Only in Scotland can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance.

Only in Scotland do supermarkets make sick people walk all the way to the back of the shop to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front.

Only in Sotland do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries and a DIET coke.

Only in Scotland do banks leave both doors open and chain the pens to the counters.

Only in Scotland do we leave cars worth thousands of pounds on the drive and lock our junk and cheap lawn mower in the garage.

Only in Scotland do we use answering machines to screen calls and then have call waiting so we won't miss a call from someone we didn't want to talk to in the first place.

Only in Scotland are there disabled parking places in front of a skating rink.

NOT TO MENTION..

3 Scots die each year testing if a 9v battery works on their tongue.

142 Scots were injured in 1999 by not removing all pins from new shirts.

58 Scots are injured each year by using sharp knives instead of screwdrivers.

31 Scots have died since 1996 by watering their Christmas tree while the fairy lights were plugged in.

19 Scots have died in the last 3 years believing that Christmas decorations were chocolate.

Scottish Hospitals reported 4 broken arms last year after Xmas cracker-pulling accidents.

18 Scots had serious burns in 2000 trying on a new jumper with a lit cigarette in their mouth.

A massive 543 Scots were admitted to A&E in the last two years after trying to open bottles of beer with their teeth.

5 Scots were injured last year in accidents involving out-of-control Scalextric cars.

and finally...

In 2000 eight Scots were admitted to hospital with fractured skulls incurred whilst throwing up into the toilet.

SCOTLAND - Love it, or Leave it!

Part 1 -- The Basics
Birthplace : Edinburgh
Age : 21
Age you act : I don't act, I am 5,321 years old
Current location : on my bed, surround by junk food
Eye color : hazel
Hair color : dark brown, but I want to say chocolate mmmmm chocolate...
Right, left or ambidextrous? : Right
Zodiac sign? : Gemini
Height? : 6' 3 give or take

Part 2 – Describe...
Your heritage/nationality: Scottish
Your hair: bit, long, longer than most people I know, curly, wavey and frizzy
Your fears: hiting the ground at high speeds, bee's, wasp's, big spiders, and not acheiving anything in my life
Your perfect room: big party room, bar, bean bags, prob a jazz rock band playing, and all my friends
What you practically do in a day: get up, eat, sleep, play games, play an instrument, write songs, uni work, walk places, sing to my self, talk to my self, go to someones house, drink.

Part 3 -- What is/are...
Words you overuse: sweet, f*ck, sh*t, for F*ck Sake. Genius
Phrases you overuse: Dude we should totaly (instert rediculous scenario)
Your first thought when you wake up : MORNING!
Your greatest accomplishment: still alive after all these years at uni
Something you want to do: Headline a festival

Part 4 -- This or that
Pepsi or Coke: Coke
Britney Spears or Christina Aguilera: Christina
Chocolate or vanilla: Chocolate
Adidas or Nike: neither, I wear skate shoes (vans etc)
Black or white: White (for it is the aculmination of all the colours)
Bills or Coins (Think ££): coins, they can suprise you how many of them there is
Burgers or hot dogs: Burgers
Egypt or France: France
Rock or rap: Rock

Part 5 -- Do you...
Smoke: petit
Curse: only the infidels
Sing well: I think I do, it's never well received though
Sing in the shower: most of the time
Talk to yourself a lot: I'm my own best friend
Believe in yourself: alwas, esp when I need to fly
Play an instrument: Drums, bass, guitar, keyboard
Want to go to college?: no we should go to coolage and party with van wilder
Want to get married?: eventually, once i've calmed down
Want to have children?: deffinatly, can you imagine little me's with big hair running around?
Get along with your parents: yeah
Get along with your siblings?:yeah

Part 6 -- In the past month have you..
Gone out of state: i'm always a state, lol. no not really
Drank alcohol: yep
Smoke: shouldn't that be smoked? yeah
Eaten an entire box of oreos: yes yes and yes
Been on stage: I've stood on one and moved stuff, not played on it though
Gone skinny dipping: not recently
Been dumped: nope
Dyed your hair: no, i'd just mess it up
Stolen anything: steal is such a harsh word, borrowed with the intent to give back at a later date

Part 7 -- Your friends
Craziest: apart from me? Cheese, her and her sound effects are from another planet i'm sure
Loudest: Gemma, though I hear that Helen can be quite loud.... :-P
Most shy: Timmy, but Timmy rocks
Blondest: Jenn and Laura are tied for this one
Smartest: none of us are smart, we went to paisley uni! but prob Sean, he knows things that'll make you think
Kindest: Sean again, he's far too nice for his own good.
Best personality: Crunchie, he could make manson crack a smile
Most talented: Kieran and his guitar weilding wankery
Best singer: Gemma
Most ghetto: Derik, he's a wana be gansta fo sho! lol
Drama Queen: Hannah, her life isn't as bad as she thinks it is
The one you just want to strangle to death: none of my friends, but some of the arseholes that start on me for not letting them in the union. you'd think with the power to control who gets in should comand some sort of respect from these unptight pricks.
Funniest: Crunchie, he slays me that boy
Best person for advice: everyone's got some advice, maybe not always good advice but advice non the less
Trustworthy: I trust you all to be yourselves
Most likely to end up in jail: Scott, for leaving cider lying around the street

Part 8 -- The Last...
Last dream: my dreams are like f

I'm not the type to be posting away to blogs much, usually just silly quizes but this is really something I feel I should blog about; Download's line up, could it get any better? for the first time there is more than one or two bands I'm going for, there's 14! going to be busy this year; and i\ve only seen 7 of them before, Uni may be having a go at me atm, but come summer i am going to be steaming!

Motley Crue
Journey
Slipknot
Prodigy
Staind
Shinedown
KoRn
Def Leppard
WhiteSnake
Pendulum
ZZ Top
Dream Theater
Papa Roach
Buckcherry