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- from Afghanistan-------On d Gaza strip..next door to d chipper! Try d curry sauce its d BOMB!!!
- Jus coz i rock'....doesnt mean im made of stone
- Me, Myself, and I
- ""I'VE BEEN A MAN SINCE I WAS A BOY""
Have to say now im partial to an owl party,love to go out wkends,nice food,drinks,clubs & also love to travel,been to Oz & all that jazz a few years ago great craic! Also love to Dj i Started Radio on Fun fm a few years ago,nowadays catch me on Rhythm & Kiss Fm also played loads of funky bars & clubs around Dublin over the last few years & to this day,wanna know more...ask
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- It all stems from my love of House Music, soulfull , deep & funky & electro, dirty & twisted! Hed kandi compo's, lazy Dog compo's, Defected in the house compo's, Daft punk , Like Dj's Ben Watt , Jay Hannan, Eric Morillo , Roger Sanchez, Sandy Rivera , Deadmouse , Axwell, Steve Angello, Ingrosso , Sebastien Leger , Laidback Luke, Dirty South , Tocadisco , Eric Prydz , Kid Massive, Guetta , Kurd Maverick & not 4getn Oldskool house gems.
Anything that sounds good on d ear, lover of all genres including the 80's u gotta luv d 80's, also love 2 listen to Rock/Indie likes of kings of leon, stereophonics, oasis, strokes, bloc party, kasabian, ocean colour scene, U2, foo fighters, glasvegas, MGMT, too many to mention! Rnb or some cool soul or motown also Michael buble, Sinatra & all d old crooners....id pretty much listen to anything!
- Midgets go wild in alacante & my favourite Broke "arse" Mountain.
- German armpit wrestling & hide the sausage (yep its a sport) & of course football, im a big Liverpool fan, fuck the Mancs....come on you reds!!!
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- Grannys on rainy days wit umbrella's...lethal! " will yiz ever lift ur little necks & look where ur going!!
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- Love Dj'n & anything to do with music, gigs, concerts, festivals
, Love being surrounded by the people i love! Hitting d town, pubs or clubs having d craic wit d lads & girls!! Letting the Goodtimes roll!!
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- Love taking long walks on the beach wit d breeze blowing through my hair reflecting on my life......Buduuuuush!!!! ye right.....i love naked twister!!
- Trustworthy and loyal. Very passionate and dangerous. Wild at times. Knows how to have fun. Sexy and mysterious. Everyone is drawn towards his personality or else its just the big magnet under his jumper Playful but secretive, loves crisps & hates beetroot! Known to be nympho's Intelligent. Psychic. Freak in bed. Always gets
what he wants! including your last rolo !
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-Jay does not sleep. He waits.
-Jay can unscramble an egg.
-Jay lost both his legs in a car accident & still managed to walk it off!
-Jay can impregnate women with only a glance. He can also do this to men.
-Jay can turn back time by simply staring at the clock & flexing!
-Jay can make a woman climax by simply pointing at her & saying "Booya".
-Jay doesn't wear a watch, He decides what time it is.
-Jay Smith's tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.
-Jay floats like a butterfly & stings like a tomahawk missile...In the face!
-Jay once ate an entire bottle of sleeping pills.They made him blink.
-Jay can kick start a car.
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-There is no such thing as global warming. Jay was cold, so he turned the sun up.
-Jay was once in a knife fight, and the knife lost.
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The Penis, hereby request a raise in salary for the following reasons:
1. I do physical labour.
2. I work at great depths.
3. I plunge head first into everything I do
4. I do not get weekends or public holidays off
5. I work in a damp environment.
6. I work in a dark area that has poor ventilation.
7. I work in high temperatures.
8. I get hopped on every time i go to work.
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1. When she asks how she looks shrug and say "could be better" this will keep her on her toes. and girls love that.
2. Never hold her hand. this can be interpreted as a sign of weakness. (or if she grabs your hand squeeze hers really really hard until she cries. this will impress her by showing her what a strong man you are.)
3. Once a month sneak up on her from behind and knock her over. girls are like dogs. they love to be roughed up.
4. Call her in the middle of the night to ask if she's sleeping. if she is say you better be , repeat this 4 or 5 times until morning. this will show her you care.
5. When she is upset about something, suggest to her that it might be her fault. this will pave the way for her own personal improvement. and every girl needs some improvement.
6. Recognize the small things . . . they usually mean the most. then when she's sleeping, steal all her small things and break them. because jewelery is for pussies and asian ladies.
7. If youre talking to another girl, make sure shes looking. When she is, stare into her eyes mouth the words @#%$ you and grab the other girls ass. Girls love competition.
8. Tell her you're taking her out to dinner. drive for miles so she thinks it's going to be really special. then take her to a burning tire yard. when she starts to get upset tell her you were just kidding and now you're really going to take her to dinner. then drive her home. when she starts crying and asks why you would do something like that lean over and whisper very quietly into her ear "...because i can."
9. Introduce her to your friends as "some chick". women love those special nicknames.
10. Play with her hair. play with it HARD.
11. Warm her up when shes cold...and not by giving her your jacket... then you might get cold. rather, look her in the eye and say "if you don't stop bitching about the cold right now you're going to be bitching about a black eye." the best way to get warm is with fear.
12. Take her to a party. When you get there shell have to go to the bathroom (they always do). Leave immediately. Come back right when the partys dying and yell at her the whole way home for ditching you at the party.
13. Make her laugh. a good way to do this is if she has a small pet. kick the pet. i always find stuff like that funny. why shouldn't girls?
14. Let her fall asleep in your arms. when she's fast asleep, wait 10 minutes then JUMP UP AND SCREAM IN HER EAR! repeat until she goes home and you can use your arms for more important things. like basketball.
15. Spit often. I hear girls like guys that spit.
16. If you care about her never ever tell her. this will only give her self confidence. then you can never turn her into the object she deep down desires to be.
17. Every time youre in her house steal one of the following: shoes, earrings, or anything else that comes in pairs. Only take one of the pair. This way shell go crazy.
18. Take her out to dinner. Right when shes about to order interrupt and say no shes not hungry. make her watch you eat. Girls love a guy that speaks up for her.
19. Look her in the eyes and smile. then clock her one. girls love a spontaneous guy.
20. Give her one of your t-shirts......and make sure it has your smell on it. but not a sexy cologne smell. a bad smell. you know what i'm talking about.
21. When its raining keep asking her if shes crying. Shell say no its just the rain! ten minutes later turn to her and just scream at her to stop crying you @#%$ baby. Girls like a tough man as i've already stated.
22. Titty twisters and plenty of them.
23. If youre listening to music, and she asks to hear it, tell her no. this way she'll think you're mysterious.
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