Pick the month (number) u were born in

1----I fell in love with
2----I ate a
3----I smacked
4----I sang 2
5----I gave my number 2
6----I killed
7----I shot
8----I gave a lap dance 2
9----I choked on
10---I made out with
11---I had sex with
12---I stabbed

Pick the day (number) u were born on:

1--------a homeless guy
2--------a kebab
3--------a banana
4--------a sandwich
5--------a Mexican
6--------a stuffed animal
7--------a hooker
8--------a lamp
9--------my best friend
10-------a goat
11-------my dog
12-------a ninja
13-------the computer
14-------a football player
15-------my neighbor
16-------myself
17-------a soda
18-------a llama
19-------a baby
20------ a gangster
21-------a permanent marker
22-------my dad
23-------a chair
24-------my psychiatrist
25-------a policeman
26-------my brother
27-------my sister
28-------a baseball bat
29-------a DVD player
30-------a paperclip
31-------my cell phone

Pick the color of shirt you are wearing

White = Because I was high.
Black = Because I was drunk.
Pink = Because i was boared
Red = Because the voices told me to.
Blue = Because I'm sexy and I do what I want.
Green = Because I hate myself.
Purple = Because I'm naked.
Gray = Because I'm mentally disturbed.
Yellow = Because someone offered me 1,000,000 Euro
Shirtless = Because i was horny
Orange = Because I hate my family.
Brown = Because i was hungry.
Other = Because i'm gangsta

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