FIRST REAL BEST FRIEND: dinnae ken

FIRST SCHOOL:St John ogilvie (a rite good caithlic skool)

FIRST CELL PHONE: motorola aka "the brick"

FIRST FUNERAL: canny mind

FIRST PET: cat called santa

FIRST BIG TRIP: sandylands

FIRST FIGHT: too many tae remeber

FIRST CELEBRITY CRUSH: christina ricci

FIRST TIME OUT OF THE COUNTRY?: ibiza in the early 90's

FIRST JOB: post man

FIRST BEBO FRIEND: stu hendry i think



LAST PERSON I HUGGED: maw

LAST CAR RIDE: bobbin mill fer scran tonite

LAST TIME I CRIED?: xmas prob

LAST MOVIE I WATCHED: defiance

LAST FOOD I ATE: minstrels

LAST ITEM BOUGHT: sneeks

LAST SHIRT WORN: bog standard white t

LAST PHONE CALL: ma beautiful partner

LAST TEXT MESSAGE: andy mullan - he was givin me instructions

LAST THING I TOUCHED: just went fer a bath so use your imagination

LAST FUNERAL: canny mind

LAST TIME AT THE MALL: today

LAST TIME I WERE EXCITED FOR SOMETHING: startin work at 6am wooop wooop!

LAST PERSON I SAW: My lisa

LAST THING I DRANK: can a sprite

LAST PERSON THAT BROKE MY HEART: andy mullan

LAST TIME I WERE REALLY HONESTLY HAPPY?: this mornin when me and lisa had cuddles in bed fer about 2 hours xxx

1. Slept naked? aye

2. Taken a shower with someone? aye

3. Kissed a member of the same sex? david mars is stunin...let me see you try n keep you hands off

4. Drove a car? many

5. Stole anything? ma mums youth

6. Been in love? currently in love

7. Been dumped? i did the the dumpin.......... # cold blooded #

8. Stole money from a friend/family member? aye

9. Gotten in a car with people you just met? you can do that, i was told never to talk to strangers

10. Been in a fist fight? a few

11. Snuck out of your/someone’s house? the 90's were awsome

12. Had feelings for someone who didn't have them back? na

13. Been arrested? the 90's were awsome

14. Hugged a stranger? drugs

15. Met up with a member of the opposite sex somewhere? hmmm , silly question

16. Left your house with out telling your parents? yeah but i can stay out as late as i want

17. Had a crush on your neighbour? fuckin hate havin neighbours

18. Ditched school to do something more fun? always

19. Slept in a bed with a member of the opposite sex? im 26 years old

20. Lost a friend? no

21. Been on a plane? yes

22. Been to an island? aye

23. Slept in until 3? the 90's were awsome

24. Love someone or miss someone right now? ma missus lisa

25. Laid on your back and watched cloud shapes go by? me and the boys used to get mwi and sit in tams garden and watch the clouds freak us out

26. Made a snow angel? i like women

27. Played dress up? every day....it is an essential part of my day

28. cheated while playin a game? cairds

29. Been lonely? used to be

30. Kissed more than 4 people in one night? the 90's were awsome

32. Felt an earthquake? i stay in paisley!

33. Touched a snake? everytime i pee

34. Ran a red light? got stopped a few weeks ago

35. Been suspended from school? na

36. Had detention? aye

37. Been in a car accident? na

38.Had a party in your house while ur parents were away? na

39.Used a fake id? never needed it

40. Crawled through a window? jumped while being chased by a guy wae a machete

41. Been lost? dumbarton IS quite far away

42. Been to the opposite side of the country? prob

44. Cried yourself to sleep? when david mars told me he didn't love me

47. Done something you told yourself you wouldn't? blah

49. Caught a snowflake on your tongue? i like women

50. Kissed in the rain? i live in scotland

51. Sang in the shower? naw!

52. Made love in a park? barshaw,seedhill,eastend and rouken glen parks....never had sex in any of them

53. Had a dream that you married someone? i like women

54. Glued your hand to something? my penis................no not really ,that was american pie

55. Got your tongue stuck to a flag pole? no

56. Ever gone to school partially naked? if i didn't have my uniform on.

57. Been a cheerleader? you found me out

58. Had more than ten boy/girl friends? ten of each

59. Didn't take a shower for a week? the 90's were awsome

60. Ever too scared to watch scary movies alone? never scary movies but CHICK FLICKS ....

61. Played chicken? naw

62. Been pushed into a pool with all your clothes on? no

63. Been told you're hot by a complete stranger? what can i say ,grannies love me

64. Broken a bone? aye so watch whit yer sayin ya whallaper

65. Been easily amused? masturbation

66. Laugh so hard you cry? shwift

67. Mooned/flashed someone? my bare arse is for lisa only

68. Cheated on a test? oh aye

69. Forgotten someone's name? awkward

71. Done something dumb while drunk? obviously this person is muslem

73. Blacked out from drinking? ahhhaa!!

74. Played a prank on someone? never...i have too much respect

75. Gone to a late night movie? ooooooooooo.

76. Made love to anything not human? hhmmm ...monkey sex is good but cannae beat stickin it rite up a cow

77. Failed a class? naw

78. Choked on something you're not supposed to eat? boaby!!!

79

INSTRUCTIONS
1. Put your music player on shuffle.
2. Press forward for each question.
3. Use the song title as the answer to the question even if it doesnt make sense. NO CHEATING!

HOW DO YOU FEEL TODAY?
la belle et la bete -babyshambles

WHATS YOUR OUTLOOK ON LIFE?
12 hands -the rumble strips

WHAT DOES YOUR FAMILY THINK OF YOU?
live forever -oasis

WHAT DO YOUR FRIENDS THINK OF YOU?
sun,moon,stars -mos def

WHAT DO STRANGERS THINK OF YOU?
hello -oasis

WHAT DO YOUR EXES THINK OF YOU?
hard to concentrate - RHCP

HOW IS YOUR LOVE LIFE?
certified - calvin harris

HOW WILL YOUR LOVE LIFE BE IN THE FUTURE?
jumpin jack flash -rollin stones

WHAT WILL YOU GET MARRIED TO?
victim of love -the eagles

WILL YOU HAVE KIDS?
time for heroes -the libertines

ARE YOU GOOD AT SCHOOL?
i bleed -the pixies

WILL YOU BE SUCCESSFUL IN LIFE?
womens needs -the cribs

WHAT SONG SHOULD THEY PLAY ON YOUR BIRTHDAY?
on a day like today -keane

WHAT SONG SHOULD THEY PLAY AT YOUR FUNERAL?
country boys and city girls -the fratellis

THE SOUNDTRACK OF YOUR LIFE:
turn me on -norah jones

YOU AND YOUR BEST FRIEND ARE:
carnival kids -the futureheads

HAPPY TIMES:
school -nirvana

SAD TIMES:
so why so sad -manic street preachers (not makin this up!!!!)

FOR TODAY:
times like these -foo fighters

FOR TOMORROW:
peace the fuck out -travis

FOR YOU:
all you good good people -embrace

WHAT DOES NEXT YEAR HAVE IN STORE FOR ME?
an end has a start -editors(live lounge version)

WHAT DO I SAY WHEN LIFE GETS TOO HARD?
chocolate -snow patrol

WHAT SONG WILL I DANCE TO AT MY WEDDING?
i am the walrus -the beatles

WHAT DO YOU WANT AS A CAREER?
technodancephobia -the enemy

YOUR FAVOURITE SAYING?
talk tonight -oasis(mtv unplugged version)

HOW WILL I DIE?
rich -yeah yeah yeah's

THE SONG THAT YOULL HAVE AS THE TITLE?
comin down -the view