Prosecuter: Good morning, Worm, Your Honor! The crown will testify that the prisoner who stands before you was caught red-handed showing feelings, showing feelings of an almost human nature. This will not do.
Judge Arse: The evidence before the court is incontrovertible, there's no need for the jury to retire! In all my years of judging, I have never heard before someone more deserving of the full penalty of law! The way you made them suffer, your exquisite wife and mother, fills me with the urge to defecate! Sentence, my friend, you'll have revealed your deepest fear; I sentence you to be exposed before your peers. Tear down the wall! Tear down the wall! Tear down the wall!
-Pink Floyd The Wall

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Jim Morrison: Hey! I am the Lizard king. I can do Anything! Raise your hands if you understand! Alive, any of you alive -- let's take a poll -- how many of you know you're really alive?! [numerous people raise their hands and yell] BULLSHIT! Plastic soldiers in a miniature dirt war! C'mon! How many of you people know you're alive? How many of you people know you're REALLY alive!?
-The Doors

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Tito: Hey, man, you're ugly! And you're uglier than him! And you're Ugly, Part Three! Hey, you're Revenge of the Ugly!

Francis: My name is Francis. Fran. Cis. Not Frank. Not Frankie. Francis.

Francis: [to Roscoe] Isn't it rather dangerous to use one's entire vocabulary in a single sentence?

Tito: [sniffing a cigar] Hey, man, if this is torture, chain me to the *wall*!

Dodger: Absitively posolutely!

Fagin: Three? Oh, you mean, just three days? Oh, my goodness! Oh, I'm having a bad day!
-Oliver and Company

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Jack Torrance: Heeeeeeeeeeres JOHNNY!
-The Shining

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Pizza Delivery Guy: Hey, this is some place, huh? Is it haunted?
Emery: Yeah. By the ghosts of delivery men who asked too many stupid questions and never escaped.

Ellen Rimbauer: Houses... are alive. This is something we know. News from our nerve endings. If we're quiet, if we listen, we can hear houses breath. Sometimes, in the depth of the night, you can even hear them groan. It's as if they were having bad dreams. A good house cradles and comforts, a basd one fills us with instinctive unease. Bad houses hate our warmth and our human-ness. That blind hate of our humanity is what we mean when we use the word 'haunted'.

Mr. George Wheaton: [to Sissy] Sweetheart, taking Annie into a genuinely haunted house? I mean that's like using your cigarette lighter to see how full your gas tank is!

Cathy: Why are you so miserable?
Emery: Because I am miserable, you over-Christianized idiot!

Emery: I'm sorry, your call cannot be completed as dialed, just pay your bill and kiss my ass!

Nick: You'd have thought after all these years, she would've had Rose Red eat at least one half-way decent carpenter.

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Cheshire Cat: [singing] 'Twas brilig, and the slithy toves / Did gyre and gimble in the wabe: / All mimsy were the borogroves, / And the mome raths outgrabe.
Alice: Now where do you suppose...?
Cheshire Cat: Lose something?
Alice: [turns around to find just the Cat's smile talking to her] Oh my! oh, no no, I was just... uh never mind.
Cheshire Cat: Oh, that's quite all right. One moment please.
[two eyes drop down on top of the mouth and the full cat form appears]
Cheshire Cat: Second chorus.
[singing]
Cheshire Cat: 'Twas brilig, and the slithy toves / Did gyre and gimble in the wabe
Alice: Why, why you're a cat!
Cheshire Cat: A *Cheshire* Cat.
[starts to disappear]
Cheshire Cat: All mimsy were the borogroves...
Alice: Oh wait!
Cheshire Cat: [reappears] There you are! Third chorus...
Alice: Oh, no, no. I was just wondering if you could help me find my way.
Cheshire Cat: Well that depends on where you want to get to.
Alice: Oh, it really doesn't matter, as long as...
Che

Everyone talks about rock these days; the problem is they forgot about the roll.- Keith Richards

[to the crowd after the last ever Sex Pistols show] Ever get the feeling you've been cheated?- John Lydon

I was number one on the Who's Likely To Die list for 10 years. I mean, I was really disappointed when I fell off the list.- Keith Richards

I reject your reality, and substitute my own!- Adam Savage

I'm not vicious really. I consider myself to be kindhearted. I love my mum.- Sid Vicious

What's a punk band? Hey, who's got a beer?- Bon Scott

I stand here before you not as a prophet but as a humble servant of you, the people. Your tireless and heroic sacrifices have made it possible for me to be here today. I therefore place the remaining years of my life in your hands.- Nelson Mandela

Undermine their pompous authority, reject their moral standards, make anarchy and disorder your trademarks. Cause as much chaos and disruption as possible but don’t let them take you ALIVE.- Sid Vicious

Adolf Hitler is still alive — I slept with her last night. Come out from behind that false moustache, Adolf, I know you're in there!- Jim Morrison

[on Sid] I could take on England, but I couldn't take on one heroin user.- John Lydon

I thought the music would endure, I didn't think I would.. I always thought I'd be dead by 30 then dead by 40 and on and on. Now I'm 55 so I didn't even die at 50.- Jimmy Page

My vocal style I haven't tried to copy from anyone. It just developed until it became the girlish whine it is today.- Robert Plant

[to Robert Plant during one of their good-natured arguments] It's all right for you. All you got to do is go out there and look good, wiggle your ass, because nobody gives a fuck whether you miss a note or not!- John Bonham

Nothing ever exciting happens to me.- John Paul Jones

[at a gig in USA] See the fine, upstanding, young men Britain is chucking out these days.- John Lydon

Pop is about saying 'fuck me'. Rock is about saying 'fuck you.'- Chrissie Hynde

Arf, she said.- Frank Zappa