How can you tell when a women is having a bad day????
She has her tampon behind her ear,and she can`t find her fag.

Why dont blind men skydive????
Because it scares the shit out of the dog

What do you call a gay dinosaur???
Mega-saur-ass

What does a dwarf get if he runs through a womans legs??????
A clit round the ear and a flap across the face XD

Bungee jumping is like getting a blowjob off your granny, It feels great but for christs sake don't look down...

What do a gynocologist and a pizza boy have in common???
They can smell it but they cant eat it!!!! XD

Why was the washing machine laughing???
Because it was taking the piss out the underpants.

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball?
Juan on Juan!

Why do gerillas have big nostralls?
Coz they got big fingers!!!!!!!!!

What is invisable and smells like carrots?
Rabbit farts... =\

What do you call a woman with one leg?
- ilene

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pool?
- Bob

What did the left nut say to the right nut?
The guy in the middle thinks he is so hard!

Ghost Poopie- The kind where you feel the poopie come out, but there is no poopie in the toilet.

Clean Poopie- The kind where you poopie it out, see it in the toilet, but there is nothing on the
toilet paper.

Wet Poopie- The kind where you wipe your arse 50 times and still feels unwipped, so you have to put
some toilet paper between your bum and your underwear, so you won't ruin them with a stain.

Second Wave Poopie- This happens when you're done poopieing and you've pulled your pants up to your
knees and you realize that you have to poopie some more.

Pop-A-Vein-In-Your-Forehead-Poopie- The kind were you strain so much to get it out, you practically
have a stroke.

Lincoln Log Poopie- The kind of poopie that is so huge, your afraid to flush without first breaking
it into little pieces with the toilet brush.

Gassy Poopie- It's so noisy, everyone within earshot is giggling.

Corn Poopie- Self explanatory.

Gee-I-Wish-I-Could-Poopie-Poopie- The kind where you want to poopie, but all you do is sit on the
toilet & fart a few times.

Spinal Tap Poopie- That's where it hurts so badly coming out, you'd swear it was leaving sideways.

Wet Cheeks Poopie- (The power dump) The kind that comes out of your arse so fast, your cheeks get
spalshed with water.

Liquid Poopie- The kind where yellowish-brown liquid shoots out of your hole and splashes all
over the toilet bowl.

Mexican Poopie- It smells so bad your nose burns.

Upper Class Poopie- The kind of poopie that doesen't smell.

The Suprise Poopie- You are not even at the toilet because you are sure your about to fart, but
OOPS!- a poopie!

The Dangling Poopie- This poopie refuses to drop into the toilet even though you know you are done
poopieing. You just pray that a shake or two will cut it loose.