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Michael Myton

Use The Force Luke I've Run Out Of Luberacunt. Frankie Boyle

7/27/09 | me too! | Reply

Michael Myton
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  • Last active: 7/30/09
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VADER YOU LOOK IKE A BIG BLACK DILDO
Me, Myself, and I
CoD4 Clan's FTW
F34RL3SS G4MiiNG UK

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ARE YOU TRYING TO SEDUCE ME LADY THATCHER,

IF THIS IS THE ANSWER WHAT IS THE QESTION,
40 YEARS,
HOW LONG WOULD IT TAKE ME TO MAKE MY NEW DRAMATIC PORN FILM 69 11.

MOCK THE WEEK FTW

FRANKIE BOYLE FTFW

BYE BYE X
Music
Trivium, S.O.A.D, Parkway Drive, Enter Shikari, Dream Theater, The Devil Wears Prada, Metalica, Rise Against.
My Friends
THE BEST PEOPLE IN THE WORLD ARE MY TOP THERE JUST THE BEST
Happiest When
IM NOT BORED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Favorite Movies
ANYTHING THAT LOKS GOOD ( FRIDAY 13TH LATEST 1 WOOOT)
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    are you a pirate, ninja, or cowboy?

    My result is: ninja

    You're a ninja! You're stealthy. You're mysterious. And if someone even drops a spoon you might FLIP OUT AND KILL THE ENTIRE TOWN. If that's not badass, I have no idea what is!

    Famous colleagues include the dude from Ninja Gaiden, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and most of the cast of Naruto.
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    • Kirisute Gomen - Trivium - Shogun

      He who walks the fire breathes
      Unlike the rest
      Living by the bloody creed
      Kirisute gomen
      Air of battle tasting stale
      Reeks of deceit
      Send the bitter straight to hell
      Kirisute gomen
      In their wretched guts all they want is to feed
      Unending, covetous hunger known as greed
      As the last legion makes it's way to the skies
      I can see in their eyes
      They've already died
      Inside, but as for the outside
      I'll take their fucking heads
      Quake has bred with the storm
      Conceiving war
      Wicked stampeding hordes
      Kirisute gomen
      I will never be what they
      Want me to
      I live by my own path in life
      No turning
      Back now, I won't be held down
      Forced into a shallow grave built upon their empty ways
      There's no turning back
      There's hell to pay, such disarray
      A bloodied mess, flesh masquerade
      With all the blood making a flood
      You made your path by crossing us
      He who spits the fire seethes
      All he detests
      Decapitating, bloody creed
      Kirisute gomen

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    • DEPARTURE - TRIVIUM - ASCENDANCY

      This weight is so unbearable caving my lungs
      All my life seems to be flashing in front of my eyes (in front of my eyes)
      Run away from all the pain, All The Pain In life

      Run Away! (Run Away!) From The Pain! Of Life!

      Ways of devotion turn to obsession open your eyes (open Your Eyes)
      I want you to see what you've done to me
      crying out those eyes (crying out those eyes)
      Run away from all the pain, all the pain in life

      Run Away! (Run Away!) From The Pain! Of Life!
      Bring my end! (bring My End!) to an end!

      Distance yourself from the pain that covers me
      As I reach out for your hand to find there's nothing left for me
      Razors kiss the vein overdose for pain
      A 12 gauge cross kisses the forehead a savior in a shell
      Sever me from the fall
      Fuck the people, Fuck the world, Fuck it all
      Open my arms
      Bleed out the flood
      In crimson I begin to drown

      Sever me from the fall
      Fuck the people, Fuck the world, Fuck it all
      Open my arms
      Bleed out the flood
      In crimson I begin to drown

      Run Away! (Run Away!) From The Pain! Of Life!
      Bring my end! (bring My End!) to an end!
      Distance yourself from the pain that covers me
      As I reach out for your hand to find there's nothing left for me

      Distance yourself from the pain that covers me
      As I reach out for your hand to find there's nothing left for me

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    • CONTEMPT BREEDS CONTAMINATION - TRIVIUM - THE CRUSADE

      Mistaken Identity
      You really got this one wrong
      Racially singled out
      He must have a gun
      And yet
      You get
      Off with
      No time

      How can this be the answer?
      No crying in the shadow way*
      Realise that the
      Blood is on your hands
      Hands which were supposed to protect
      People like the man you blew away
      This isn't justice
      This is corruption
      The four protecters
      Fired 41 shots
      Hitting him 19 times
      Searching the body
      There were no weapons found
      He lies with all who died in vain

      But there must still be a crime
      We're all hearing freedom*
      Is equally cut down
      By who we trust

      And yet
      You get
      Off with
      No time

      How can this be the answer?
      No crying in the shadow way
      Realise that the
      Blood is on your hands
      Hands which were supposed to protect
      People like the man you blew away
      This isn't justice
      This is corruption
      The four protecters
      Fired 41 shots
      Hitting him 19 times
      Searching the body
      There were no weapons found
      He lies with all who died in vain

      Contempt breeds contamination
      Contempt breeds contamination
      Contempt breeds contamination

      How can this be the answer?
      No crying in the shadow way
      Realise that the
      Blood is on your hands
      Hands which were supposed to protect
      People like the man you blew away
      This isn't justice
      This is corruption
      The four protecters
      Fired 41 shots
      Hitting him 19 times
      Searching the body
      There were no weapons found
      He lies with all who died in vain

      Contempt breeds contamination
      Contempt breeds contamination
      Contempt breeds contamination

      0 Comments 224 weeks

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    My result is: 5/5 utter twat

    twat. no doubt about it you redefine the word somebody says if you say gullable slow enough it sound like chicken and you do it. people are not safe around you and they dont know it yet, you are the person who looks a puddle and says it looks wet, you are the person who requests to sit on some grass thats less grassy.

    good luck

    you'll need it
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    U r off tha hook random CONGRATULATIONS!!! Ur just lyk tIgGEr !!!!U r tha type of person that blurts ou random things such as endin random sentences with '' Riding thru a desert on a mexican donkey backwards!'' <-- RaNdom!! Ur lyf is as pimped up as it can get. so gud luck with ur lyf ....hope ur scuba diving on a plane that crashes into a pool of money in tha bahamas comes true!!!! lol
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    • Jim
      luv Jim

      FUCKING PAKI

      6/2/10
    • Connor

      Hello Michael... I see you... ima stalk you... MUWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! (Jumps out of Tree).

      7/30/09
    • Connor

      i see you.... muwahahahahahaha

      7/29/09
    • XxIamadinosaurandigorawrmr Tizxx
      luv XxIamadinosaurandigorawrmr Tizxx

      they say sitting around and fucking playing xbox makes you fat right.....but that doesent answer my question of WHY THE FUCK CANT I GET OUT OF MY DOOR ITS WAS BIGGER ^ MONTHS AGO! :D

      6/7/09
    • XxIamadinosaurandigorawrmr Tizxx
      luv XxIamadinosaurandigorawrmr Tizxx

      Right so there was some black guy haveing a fight with a white guy and the white guy wins and the black guy sais ''i dont care for the fact you won i care about the fact that when it snows and a truck passes by im not the one whos gonna be looking like a fuking cumstain in the middle of the rode with black stripes across me looking like aids!'' and them the wihite guy goes '' SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU FUCKING CHOKICE!'' xx haha >:)

      6/7/09
    • Emzie
      luv Emzie

      Heeeyyyyaaaahhhh Babes Yeaah Im Doing Gooood Gooood Tahxnk Yhuu? Xxx Atm Not Alot Watching Imperial Squad - Freak Loooove Tht Song Xxxx Yhuuu ? Xxx Beeen At Work Experiance At A Beauty And Nail Salon Lol So Gotta Be Up 4 6 Not Funny Tbh Start At 9 - 5 But A Donny Get In Till 8 :( So Yeeah Im Preeettty Fucked When I Get In Lol Xxxxx Wubup2? Xxxx Aye Was At Work Yesturday From 11 - 4 But Didnt Get In Till 5 Lol All Pans And Shit Lol Xxxxx Write Back Luuurv Yhuuu Babes :) Xxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

      5/18/09
    • Emzie
      Emzie

      Heyyyyah Sorrry Didnt Text Back Had No Credit Annoying Init. Anys You Oright? Wubup2? Wb Xxxx Woulda Give Ya Love But Olng 3 Times A Day Lol Xxx Mines Is All Gone Away. Xxxxxx Have Some Kisses Instead Lol Xxxxx

      4/17/09
    • Dave
      Dave

      lol cool pic u drawn for me :P thanks

      4/8/09
    • Anna Banana
      luv Anna Banana

      and this is my reply! I H8 U:P

      4/1/09
    • Anna Banana
      Anna Banana

      mikey:) lolz hi again=P u beta reply this tym or u'll get a slap=] we miss bio on friday! YAY!!!:) wb x

      4/1/09
    • Jim
      luv Jim

      Geddon ya kent wat you up to then write back james

      4/1/09 via Mobile
    • Dave
      Dave

      Man utd , you ?

      3/31/09
    • Jim
      Jim

      Alrite m8 wuu2 l8ly im at school atm lol write back james :)

      3/30/09 via Mobile
    • Emzie
      Emzie

      Yer Im Gud Gud. Wooooop Easter Soon Bbes Lol Aye Same Same Downloading Music Well Sum Lol You Gooing Any Where In Holidays Bbes??? Wb Ly Xxxxx

      3/27/09
    • Emzie
      Emzie

      Heyyyyyy Howz You? You Bin Up 2 Much?? Wb Xxxx

      3/27/09
    • Jim
      luv Jim

      Alrite ye u said lol wat you doin instead of your xbox then?? W//b James have some luv bk

      3/26/09
    • Anna Banana
      Anna Banana

      So mikey-heres ma comment:) dahahahaha lol physics was quite fun 2day:P u hurt me=[ one day i'll beat u:) wb x

      3/20/09
    • Dave
      Dave

      Lol nah im shit haha yeh il give u a 1v1 some time billy and alex,, kewll im kl thanks , you ? not alot watching rugby , you? been playing football earlier , you ? peace

      3/15/09
    • Aaron
      Aaron

      http://www.bebo.com/Profile.jsp?Memb... do you remember jamesw14 my mate add him thats his bebo

      3/15/09
    • Evergreen
      luv Evergreen

      Fine eat my dust! Your physically challenged anyway so I wont have anything to contend with! :L WORD!

      3/13/09