Have u ever...
Hooked up with me?
Saw me naked?
Sent me a text?
Wanted to kiss me?
kissed me?
Touched my body?
Slept in my bed?
Made me cry?
Wanted to hit me?
Txted me?
Danced with me?

Do you prefer...
Blondes or Brunettes?
Hugs or Kisses?
Hook ups or relationships?
Tall or small?
Text or phoning?
Love or lust?

Am i...
A good friend?
Loud or quiet?
Cute or kinky?
sweet or sexy?
cool or annoying?
braniac or bimbo?
fat or thin?
pretty or ugly?

what is...
your best memory of me/us?

what do...
you think of me?
Love most about me?
remember most about me?

Finally for each letter of my name write a word which best describes me, using the letters

1. Full Name: Stephen John Damian McGurk
2. Nicknames: Gurko, G-Child, The Mauler,
3. Birthday: 1st November
4. Place of Birth: Craigavon area hospital
5. Zodiac Sign: Scorpio
6. Male or Female: male
7. Uni: Queens, full of dicks!
8. School: St.Pauls and St Micks
9. Occupation: Bar-man in Ceili House, soon to be strawberry picker.
10. Home town: Lurgan
11. MSN Screen Name: Stephen

__Your Appearance___

12. Hair Color: Brown
13. Hair Length: varies from very short to quite long
14. Eye color: Blue
15. Weight: 80 kilograms/12.5 stone
16. Height: 5ft 10.5"
17. Braces?: No chance
18. Glasses?: need them, but refuse to get a set
19. Piercings: anus
20. Tattoos: your names tattooed on my ass
21. Righty or Lefty: righty

___Your 'Firsts'___

22. First best friends: Christopher Gillespie "Pie"
23. First Award:?? 100or the equivilant in st.peters
24. First Sport You Joined: football
25. First pet: cat/ pubic lice
26. First Real Vacation: Salou. the last vacation will be Gran Can 07...
27. First Concert: Bob Dylan
28. First Real love: Buckfast

___ Favorites___

29. Movie: The Usual Suspects
30. TV programme: Sopranos
31. Color: blue
32. Rapper: Snoop dogg
33. Band: THe Rolling Stones
34. Song Right Now: Gimee Shelter, the rolling stones
35. Friends: ALl the boys....
36. Sweet: drumstick lollies
37. Sport to Play: football
38. Restuarant: Maggie Mays (its the truth)
39. Favorite brand: Topman
40. Store: See above

41. School Subject: PE
42. Animal: monkey
43. Book: 1984 George Orwell
44. Magazine: hmm, aint bought a mag in ages, unless its half price NUTS
45. Shoes: gotta be the pointies

___Currently___

46. Feeling: hungry, hurry up you dick!!
47. Single or Taken?: if Birdys around, im single for him..
48. Have a crush: depends on the girl
49. Eating: tongue
50. Drinking: spit
51. Typing: this, tis poison, no ones going to read it anyway and if you do you must be more bored than me,....
52. Online?: no fuckin off line ya dick ye
53. Listening To: TV inda distance
54. Thinking About: eating stuff
55. Wanting To: end this typing
56. Watching: the computer screen helps when am typing a find
57. Wearing: gown

___Your Future___

58. Want Kids?: aye, wee lad first
59. Want to be Married? at least 3 times
60. Car: TVR
61. Where do you want to live: dont mind, would like to have two or 3 houses.


__Which is Better With The Opposite Sex___

62 Hair color: Brunette
63 Hair length: anything really as long as it suits. thats what Vidal told me anyway..
64 Eye color: brown
65 Measurments: guess...
66 Cute or Sexy: both
67 Lips or Eyes: a would like them to have both but
lips if pushed
68 Hugs or Kisses: aye
69 Short or tall: in between
70 Easygoing or serious: easy going
71 Romantic or Spontaneous: spontaneous
72 Fatty or Skinny: in between
73 Sensitive or Loud:no tloud, them girls are poison..
74 Hook-up or Relationship: not sure what it means
75 Sweet or Caring: arent they the same thing?
76 Trouble Maker or Hesitant One: Trouble maker, them hesitant ones are no craic...

___Have you ever______

77 Kissed a Stranger: aye cert to have back in the CP
78 Had Alcohol: once drunk a full bottle of morgans in an hour.. guess what happend.
79 Smoked: yte ive been taught to smoke a cancer stick.
80 Away From Home: Yes
81 broken a bone: no, a drink loads a milk
82 Got an X-ray: yes, think it was sumfin to do wif my ankle
83Been with someone: yes
84Broken Someones Heart: hope not
85broken up with someone: yes
86Cried With Someone:? no
87 Had a one night stand : yes


___Do You Believe In___

88 God: havent become a born again christian jsut yet..
89 Miracles: oh aye
90.Love at first sight: hmm, dunno.
91Ghosts: scared shitless of them
92 Aliens: aye, but theyll probably look like us only with bigger dongs!
93 Soul Mates: io got soul but im not a soldier
94 Heaven: we're half way there
95 Angels: if robbie williams is right then yes.

Scorpio in a Nutshell:
Scorpio is the astrology sign of extremes and intensity. Scorpios are very deep, intense people, there is always more then meets the eye. They present a cool, detached and unemotional air to the world yet lying underneath is tremendous power, extreme strength, intense passion and a strong will and a persistent drive. Scorpios have a very penetrative mind, do not be surprised if they ask questions, they are trying to delve deeper and figure things out and survey the situation. They always want to know why, where and any other possible detail they can possibly know. Scorpio's are very weary of the games that other people try to play and they are very aware of it. Scorpios tend to dominate and control anyone that lets them, or anyone that they find weak. The person that a Scorpio respects and holds close to them is treated with amazing kindness, loyalty and generosity. On the outside, a Scorpio has great secretiveness and mystery. This magnetically draws people to them. They are known to be controlling and too ambitious but only because they need control for this makes them feel safe.

Scorpio and Independence:
Scorpios are fiercely independent. They are able to accomplish anything they put their mind to and they won't give up. They are perfectly suited to being on their own. They are not social butterflies like some other zodiac signs and some actually prefer to live on their own that way there is never any issue of who controls what at home, they like to be in control.

Scorpio and Friendship:
Relationships with Scorpio are always complicated, just like the person, their relationships are a series of extremes, they can even be downright moody for no apparent reason. Scorpios are known for their possessiveness and jealousy but on the other hand, they are extremely loyal. Scorpios have an excellent memory and combined with an inability to let things go, they can hold a grudge against someone who did them harm forever, in fact a Scorpio rarely if never forgives and forgets. They will even go as far as get vengeance on the person. On the other hand, they will always remember a kind gesture forever and repay it. Any kind selfless gesture done to a Scorpio will gain trust and respect which is extremely important to them in any relationship, either romantic or not. The best advice is to be honest with a Scorpio friend and in return, you will gain an amazing friend you will never forget and who will be loyal to you and never make false promises. Their truthful and shocking sense of humor if different than that of any other zodiac sign and the Scorpio makes an amazing, powerful interesting friend that can be trusted.

Scorpio and Business:
Scorpios make excellent doctors, surgeons, scientists and leaders, they are perfectly suited to any form of business that makes a difference in the world, greatly impacts people and society and a most importantly, Scorpio has to be in a power position, this is why these careers are suited to the Scorpio, they all demand one person in supreme control giving orders and leading a unit of people/practices. In business, Scorpios tend to easily gather wealth, they make very wise business decisions and they are very conservative about spending their money. Scorpios are known for making money and hiding it, they will not announce it due to to fear that others will take the same route and becoming a possible competitor, or worse try to use the Scorpio to their advantage to use them for their money.

Scorpio and Temperament:
Scorpios are extremely ambitious, persistent and determined which is shown through a power hungry, controlling attitude. Not in a stubborn sense however, because a Scorpio will work for what they want and control will justified reasons. This is obvious to any onlooker. A Scorpio never gives up, they are so determined to reach their goal. The key to this success is their flexibility. They are able to re-survey a situation and take a different approach i