If your life were a movie, what songs would be on the soundtrack? Copy and paste the list of different scenes below and fill in your answers.

Opening Credits: Sympathy For The Devil ~ The Rolling Stones

Waking Up: Daydream Believer ~ The Monkees

Falling In Love: Beautiful World ~ Colin Hay

Fight Scene: Ballroom Blitz - The Sweet

Breaking Up: I Miss You ~ Incubus

Make Up: Far Away ~ Nickelback

Secret Love: Dirty Little Secret ~ All American Rejects

Life's OK: High School Never Ends ~ Bowling For Soup

Mental Breakdown: Enter Sandman ~ Metallica

Driving Scene: Rock Show ~ Blink 182

Flashback: All These Things That I've Done ~ The Killers

Happy Dance: I Get Around ~ The Beach Boys

Regretting: Ghost Of You ~ My Chemical Romance

Long Night Alone: Maggie ~ Colin Hay

Final Battle: Welcome To The Jungle ~ Guns 'n' Roses

Death Scene: My Immortal ~ Evanescence

Final Ending: The Scientist ~ Coldplay

End Credits: I'm Not Okay ~ My Chemical Romance

☆ Blaming everything on Bob
☆ Getting lost
☆ The 7 euro toothbrush from centra
☆ Me and Dermott dancing to MYLO in wellies
☆ Fish and chips on Friday.... mmmm....
☆ 85 cigarettes in 4 days
☆ Being in the pitt for Stereophonics, REM, and The Verve
☆ Cuddles
☆ Newton Falkner : Bohemian Rhapsody.... Epic
☆ The hilarious overuse of "ridiculous" "epic" and "man"
☆ Dermott's brilliant sexist one liner.... that we cant remember
☆ Amy Winehouse showing up.... eventually
☆ Losing lighters
☆ Dancing skeletons for The Hoosiers and Kate Nash
☆ Ian going off on one of his wanders... and coming back with Lorcan
☆ Sinead smoking a cigarette through a tent pole
☆ The tulip... wow
☆ Jack White's haircut
☆ The bag of ice..... how i loved thee
☆ Fuck Her Gently at 5am.... Lorcan, you legend
☆ The "bladder" of JD and coke / vodka and coke
☆ 50 degree heat, 500 gsm sleeping bag, and a padlocked tent... bastards
☆ 70,000 ppl moshing to "Killing In The Name Of"
☆ All Lorcan's random trivia, his mad guitar skills, and his weird sunburn...
☆ STD and Rory conspiring to bring me rice krispie bun mix! i love my boys x
☆ 257 topless guys!!!! i counted
☆ Losing the game...... ALOT!
☆ The portaloos..... ew ew ew!!
☆ Sunshine on Sunday! but no suncream...
☆ Singing "The Bitch Song" to Shane... and meaning it!
☆ Richard Ashcroft singing "The Drugs Don't Work".... stoned off his face!
☆ Mick Pyro..... the man is a legend
☆ Running out of battery one by one
☆ Dermott's pyromania....
☆ Bowling For Soup: 1985 / High School Never Ends, and all the toilet paper
☆ Aaron and his search for cocaine
☆ Being the first crowd to sing the mandolin bit
☆ The tent so full of smoke we could hardly see each other
☆ Ian knowing everyone.... as usual
☆ Alan trying to convince me Marlboro Lights are nicer than SKP.... sure....
☆ The Ben and Jerry's bus.... that had no Ben and Jerry's
☆ Everyone leaving after "Galway Girl" and being at the front for "Mexico"
☆ Walking walking walking walking walking.....
☆ Sleeping aaaallll the way home
☆ Shane losing his wallet
☆ Choruses of "Chelsea Dagger" breaking out all over the place to Ian's annoyance
☆ Being chatted up while alone at Rage Against The Machine
☆ Up on Shane's shoulders for "Heartbeat" - Scouting For Girls
☆ The Chemical Brothers - stellar, but all alone....
☆ More cuddles
☆ Watching the sun come up...


i know i'm after leaving out loads so please comment and leave your own memories of Oxegen '08

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