YOU REMEMBER CARTOONS WERE ACTUALLY CARTOON (NONE OF THIS COMPUTER CRAP)

IVE GOT THE NO FEELING! "MY BODIES NOBODYS BODY BUT MINE, YOU RUN YOUR OWN BODY LET MEEE RUN MINE!" PRIMARY 6 SEX ED, EVERYONE GOT IT + YOU STILL SING IT WHEN YOUR PISSED!

YOU CAN SING THE RAP TO "THE FRESH PRINCE OF BELL AIR"

YOU'VE WORN LEGGINGS AND FELT COOL.

YOU THOUGHT ECLIPSE JACKETS + BOMBER JACKETS WERE THE SHIT!

YOU REMEMBER THE CRIPTON FACTOR + CRYSTAL MAZE

YOU REMEMBER WHEN IT WAS ACTUALLY WORTH GETTING UP ON A SATURDAY MORNING TO WATCH LIVE + KICKING OR SM:TV.

YOU HAD A HUGE FRINGE AT SOME POINT IN YOUR CHILDHOOD.

YOU REMEMBER READING AND WATCHING "GOOSEBUMPS"

YOU TOOK PLASTIC CARTOON LUNCH BOXES TO SCHOOL.

YOU KNOW THE SONG FROM THE MILKYWAY ADVERT, "THE RED CAR AND THE BLUE CAR HAD A RACE, ALL THE RED COULD DO WAS STUFF HIS FACE, HE ATE EVERYTHING HE SEEN, FROM TRUCKS TO BIG OLD TREES, BUT THE SMART OLD BLUE HE TOOK THE MILKY WAY....."

YOU REMEMBER THE CRAZE OF YO-YOS AND TAMAGOTCHI'S

YOU STILL GET THE URGE TO SAY "NOT" AFTER EVERY SENTENCE.
NOT.

YOU LOVED ONLY AN EXCUSE ON HOGMANAY COZ U WERNT OLD ENOUGH TO BE UP TOWN DRINKING!

YOU HAD A COLLECTION OF DUMMYS ROUND UR NECK, SMALL ONES MASSIVE ONES IN A MILLION DIFFERENT COLOURS

YOU KNEW THAT KIMBERLY, THE PINK RANGER, AND TOMMY, THE GREEN RANGER WERE MEANT TO BE.

YOU KNEW THAT THE PURPLE TELETUBBY WAS A POOF! HANDBAG?

BOWER ROLLER BLADES, ADIDAS PREDATOR FOOTIE BOOTS AND NIKE AIR MAX WERE THE ONLY ACCEPTABLE FOOTWEAR!

YOU PLAYED AND/OR COLLECTED POGS.

YOU HAD A WEIRD ALIEN THAT LIVED IN GOOEY STUFF IN A PLASTIC 'POD' AND THOUGHT IF YOU STUCK 2 BACK TO BACK THEY WOULD HAVE A BABY!

YOU WATCHED THE ORIGINAL POSTMAN PAT, FIREMAN SAM AND NINJA TURTLES.

YOU REMEMBER WHEN SNICKERS WERE CALLED MARATHONS + STARBURST WERE CALLED OPAL FRUITS.

YOU BOUGHT TANGY TOMS + SPACE RAIDERS FROM THE TUCK SHOP

YOU WATCHED BYKER GROVE, GRANGE HILL, NEWS ROUND AND BLUE PETER EVERY DAY WHILE YOU WERE WAITING FOR YOUR TEA!

YOU GOT YOUR MUM TO BUY 'BN' BISCUITS

YOU USED TO WEAR THOSE STICK ON EARRINGS, NOT ONLY ON YOUR EARS BUT AT THE CORNERS OF YOUR EYES.

THERE WAS ALWAYS RITZ CRACKERS IN YOUR HOUSE AT XMAS!

YOU REMEMBER SPANGLES SWEETS

YOU REMEMBER GORDON THE GOFER

YOU HAD A PAIR OF OLD SCHOOL ADIDAS TRACKIES A DIFFERENT COLOUR STRIPE 3 QUARTERS DOWN (YOU KNOW THE ONES IM TALKIN ABOUT) BUT THEY WENT OUT THE WINDOW WHEN POPPERS CAME INTO PLAY!

YOU KNOW THE MACERENA + SATURDAY NITE BY HEART.

"TALK TO THE HAND" ENOUGH SAID.

YOU REMEMBER BUM BAGS.

SUMMER HOLIDAYS WERE ALL YOU LIVED FOR

YOU OWNED A SWEATER SHOP JUMPER AT SOME POINT IN YOUR CHILDHOOD!

YOU ALWAYS WANTED TO BE ON FUN HOUSE

YOU COLLECTED TAZOS FROM WALKERS CRISPS.

SPICE GIRLS/TAKE THAT. ENOUGH SAID

OASIS OR BLUR.... PICK A SIDE AND STICK TO IT!! (YOU KNOW ITS OASIS)

I'm busking this Saturday 8th September as part of the Hawick Teribuskers Festival. Outside Drumlanrigs Tower from about 11 ish. All money is going to Marie Curie cancer charity. Come and show some support!!

How you know you experienced the 90's:

1) 10p Mr Frosty Ice Pops on long summer days!
2) Gordon the Gopher!
3) You could do or tried to do the Prodigy step. 'You're no good 4 me....'
4) You owned or longed for an Adidas three stripe tracksuit
5) You owned a compilation tape with TOP TUNES such as "Mr Vain", "What is love" and "Rhythm is a dancer" and 'How Bizarre, HowBizarre"
6) Girls thought Blue Mascara was cool!
7) Girls actually fancied Garry Barlow more than Robbie Williams
The Racoons! (nuff said)
9) You owned a pair of Nike Air Max, and wore them to death
10) Mr Motivator (What ever happened to him?)
11) Running on the spot dancing!
12) You wore leggings/cycling shorts with long t-shirts
13) You owned a Bennetton, NafNaf, sweater shop jumper or waistcoat
14) Girls owned scrunchies in an array of colours and tacky headbands with their names written on in thick glitter
16) You bought Smash Hits for the song lyrics and the immense amount of stickers that you would stick everywhere!
17) You had a pen pal
1 You could only watch the Simpson's on sky
19) On a Saturday afternoon you watched Catchphrase, Gladiators, Generation Game, Noels House Party and then Casualty
20) You taped the Pepsi Chartshow on radio one and tired in vain to pause the tape before the annoying guy talked and ruined the whole thing.
21) Cans of Coke were 25p
22) 10p Space Raiders Crisps
23) A grey Fruit of the Loom jumper was a must have
24) Sharkie & George were the crimebusters of the sea
25) Puffa jackets
26) You used the line "it's a free country" every day
27) The Sky Sports Blimp!
2 Impulse body spray for girls
29) Hooch Alcoholic Lemonade (where's it gone?!)
30) 'Don't forget your toothbrush', 'TFI' and Big Breakfast with Chris Evans
31) You had at least one troll
32) You know the dance to Macarena and Saturday Night. You also tried to scat like Scatman John! Bi bat ba ba da bo...
33) You watched Baywatch and longed for the day that Eddie & Sharni got together!
34) You watched Byker Grove 'ha ha ha whatcha laughin at!' (the theme song ending), and saw PJ get shot in the eye with a paintball!
35) PJ and Duncan not Ant and Dec! Dodgy Pop Not Dodgy Presenting!
36) Shellsuits & bumbags!
37) You longed to live in Beverley Hills 90210
3 Home and Away was a prime time ITV programe watched by millions
39) You owned a Spice Girls album
40) Fruit salads and black jacks!
41) Strike it lucky on a sunday night with Michael Barrymore when he was straight & married
42) Chain letters
43) You had fake ID
44) You remember Todd Landers in Neighbours
45) You religiously watched Saved by the Bell on a Saturday morning!
46) You more than likely lost/nearly lost a wobbly tooth on a wham bar!!
47) CK one (probably the fake one from the market)
4 Going Live, then Live and Kicking was the place to be on a Saturday Morning - you know you remember the number 0181 811 8181 (and the jingle comes flooding back!)
49) You knew every word to the theme tune from Fresh Prince of Bel Air
50) You collected Premier League Stickers and did swaps at playtime
51) Girls wore crappy lipstick such as - coffee shimmer, heather shimmer and birthday suit!
52) You wore kickers and wallaby's with the tags hanging from them (So Cool!)
53) You thought saying - "I know you are, you said you are but what am I" to every cuss that that came your way!
54) "love got the world in motion" with the John Barnes Rap
55) when you used to run away from some thing and shout ' leg iiiiiitt'

The 90's!!