Yusef Khan

Ive got a serious medical condition!!my cock is dead, can i bury it in you...? :L :L

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  • Maschio, 22, Cuoricini 67
  • Città: Kilkenny
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  • Data registrazione: March 2006
  • Ultimo accesso: 3 settimane fa
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Softly softly,Catchy monkey.....
Tutto su di me
<<<<<<<< Memories!
Why the fuck did we do it,why......!!!!!!!



I find it hard to get out of bed before 12, i drink too much, i havent got 2 pennies to rub together and actually going to lectures is a concept i havent quite grasped yet....
but im happy!!

Live life like a dog does,
If you cant eat it or hump it,
Piss on it and walk away.......
Music
Anything and everything really....
Films
Braveheart, Gangs of New York, Michael Collins, Superbad...ah there's too many to mention
Sports
I'm a big sports fan...more of a spectator than a participator tho, me and physical exercise dont get on too well!!Liverpool for the Premiership (miracles have been known to happen!)
Scared Of
a lot of things but im too scared to tell you in case u think im wierd....
Happiest When
when im drunk, except wen im drunk and angry at the same time that can end up disasterously...
Gran Canaria 07
Damn it I'm gonna miss greasy Dave!! Crazy bitch next door, not so much!
Quote's of the month!
Ridiculous.......
oh yesss!!
Ah stop!
My life is a mess!
Softly softly, catchy monkey....!!
In all in anyways....!!!!
La mia metà
Ciaran Micheal Thomas

Ciaran Micheal Thomas

i luv him wit all my heart.... x x

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Tipo di formazione

Università:
DIT Bolton Street, 2011
Mechanical Engineering

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  • funny stuff

    ☻chicken and egg in bed,chicken has head on pillow smoking.Egg rolls over annoyed saying"i guess we answered that question"

    ☻Little Girl:"Mommy I just found out that the little boy next door has a penis like a peanut" Mommy:"u mean its small?"Little Girl:"No its salty"

    ☻an essex girl has a car crash and an ambulance arrives.the paramedic asks 'how many fingers have i got up?'the girl replies- oh no i think im paralised too

    When do you know a woman is going to say something interesting ? .... When she starts with "My husband said..."

    Do you think I can live for another fourty years? ... Do you drink? ... No! ... Do you smoke? ... No! ... Do you visit the whores? ... No! ....... Why do you want to live another fourty years?


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  • THE BEST FRIEND IN THE WORLD..xxxxxx

    i have to spend a little minute to tell you about Aedin love that girl we are such good friends..goin to collage next year..









    LOVE YOU xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

    0 commenti 1021 giorni

  • hmmmm......

    1. Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here, and drink whatever comes out"?
    2. Why do toasters always have a setting that burns toast to a horrible crisp which no decent human being would ever eat?
    3. Why is there a light in the fridge and not one in the freezer?
    4. If Jimmy cracks corn and noone cares, why is there a song about him?
    5. Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the carpool lane?
    6. If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of coconut, why can't he fix a hole in a boat?
    7. Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the time, but don't point to their crotch when they ask where the bathroom is?
    8. Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They're both dogs!
    9. What do you call male ballerinas?
    10. Can blind people see their dreams?
    11. If Wile E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that Acme crap, why didn't he just buy dinner?
    12. Why is a person that handles your money called a 'Broker'?
    13. If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests?
    14. Why is it that when someone tells you that there are over a billion stars in the universe, you believe them, but if there is a "wet paint" sign somewhere, you have to touch it to make sure?
    15. Is Disney World the only people trap operated by a mouse?
    16. Why do the alphabet song and "Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star" have the same tune?
    17. Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him on a car ride, he sticks his head out the window?

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Piece Of Me by Britney Spears
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Homecoming Feat. Chris Martin Martin by Kanye West/Chris Martin
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Rihanna - Please Dont Stop The Music (Official ... by Rihanna
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Nickelback - Rockstar by Nickelback
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Revelate by The Frames
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Harder, Better, Faster, Stronger by Daft Punk
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Hey There Delilah by Plain White T's
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Apologize by OneRepublic
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Bartender by T-Pain ft. Akon
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  • Up Ya Vivaa

    ehmm irelandd

    4 settimane fa
  • Up Ya Vivaa

    thankss

    4 settimane fa
  • Ger Mulcair
    Ger Mulcair

    fuck u...arsehole

    7 settimane fa
  • Graham Higginbotham
    Graham Higginbotham

    i love...LAMP!! story horse...hws the summer goin.Nearly bk in college.These repeats are a load of bollox arnt they :L and as you can see the Irish weather is doin its best to keep the suicide stats up...Ger was tellin me about a plan in the pipeline to go to Ibiza..dusnt snd like a bad idea!

    11 settimane fa
  • Aedin Best Aunty Ever
    Aedin Best Aunty Ever

    miss you xx

    22 settimane fa
  • Damien Webster
    Damien Webster

    may start a pat kenny fan club! with me??!!! ha

    24 settimane fa
  • Aedin Best Aunty Ever
    Aedin Best Aunty Ever

    hey its mine and katies 21st next saturday at round half 8 in matt the millers..hope you can make it

    25 settimane fa
  • Sarah Wallace
    luv Sarah Wallace

    i had the worst day of my life today:(

    27 settimane fa
  • Conor Elston
    Conor Elston

    ha d videos r class!

    27 settimane fa
  • Damien Webster
    Damien Webster

    FISH!!!!!

    29 settimane fa
  • Pierced Princess Sarah 33 settimane fa
  • Ciara Elston
    Ciara Elston

    Ahem!! Explain yourself yusef leavin crazy comments on my profile i dont recall being a drunken mess....unless ur referring to the time i fell asleep in the car outside your aprtment but that was a once off i swear :L x x

    34 settimane fa
  • Sarah Wallace
    luv Sarah Wallace

    ne good dreams lately?!!!!! :)

    36 settimane fa
  • Orla Kealy
    Orla Kealy

    hows me ole sex kitten keepin this weather????:D

    36 settimane fa