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Quick Boris! To the time machine! When the hell did we get one of those?
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NU-METAL and AC/DC! is the best thing since processed cheese! KoЯn for life!
KoRn was the best f***ing thing in my entire life! i NEED to go again, the mosh pits were f***ing HUGE for got the life. i suppose that my life is a bit wierd compared to most although some normalish things do happen,like meeting sophie, oh and becoming freinds with rick... actually wtf was i thinking? that aint normal at all! And Kicking Lanky up the backside ( thats just fun)
WEAK! dude that's sick! if you bail on me ill trip your ass into hell. hehehe JUMP AROUND!

four crown princes of hell;
Satan, Fire
Leviathian, Water
Belial, Earth
Lucifer, Air

I am a Satanist get over it, seesh!
eating muffins since 1993

RULES OF LIFE---
1.kill chavs
2.stay away from chavs as much as possible
3.listen to rock/punk/heavy metal etc...
4.kill more chavs
5.eat pies
6.poke ants
7.beat the shit out of tom morgan
8.eat muffins, muffins and more muffins

COAL CHAMBER FOR THE FREAKIN WIN!
Music
My favourite band has to be KoЯn! they kick ass. .Also i like a band called System Of A Lego, im not jokin btw, check em out. FREE r a wicked blues-rock band from the 60's-70's , Machine Head and most other awsome rock bands, specially Napalm Death and Morbid angel. Btw Aiden suck complete ass.Throne of Chaos are an aswsome death metal band with some serious heavy shit. And of course the one and only... Bob Marley. My fav type of music is either emo-rock (not the shit we got now but gd stuff like rites of spring n fugazi) and metal n death metal n if u dnt like that then go away. limp bizkit, aerosmith, motley crue, linkin park, q.o.t.s.a, all hours, nofx, iron maiden, mettalica, gorogroth, cradle of filth, throne of chaos, deep prurple, ac/dc, nickleback, deic
 ide, sum 41, r.h.c.p, h.i.m, def leppard, lordi n zillions of other bands wich is just way 2 many 2 put down n plus it would take u 4324535345234 years 2 read it all. Trivium, MACHINE HEAD, lamb of god
Sports + music
are crap, unless moshing into jamie booth and makin im K.O a little year 6 counts. i seriously cannot tell you how much i f***ing LOVE KoRn, they are THEEEEE greatest band EVER! i absolutley f***ing love them AHHH! for f*** sake i NEED to go and see them again on their next tour, it was f***ing incredible! got the life and freak on a leash had huge pits and so did blind but got the life had like a quarter of the crowd joined in on the mosh pit and i was in the middle of it! i really need to get the rest of the albums which is now my lifes ambition. MY RUIN FUCKIN OWNED LAST NIGHT! i try a little bit of skating here and there but i only just picked it up again so i suck ass at the moment :) JUST JINGER ALL THE FREAKIN WAY!
Muisc
Roadrunner United, Slipknot, Linkin park, the executioners, mudvayne, muderdolls, liquid tension experiment, cold, coheed and cambria, damageplan, fear factory, danzig, fugazi, rites of spring, andrew wk, nirvana, the old nightwish, evanesence, the electric six, jimi hendrix, wolfmother, cheap trick, thin lizzy, guns n roses, the rolling stones, hinder, nickleback, feeder, inflames, inMe, III Nino, Dream Theater, Lostprophets, Motley Crue, Nuclear Rabbit, Ozzy Osbourne, Black Sabbath, Pantera, Papa Roach, Paramore, Pendulum, P.O.D, Radiohead, Rush, Sepultera, Serj Tankian, Slayer, Snow Patrol, Soulfly, Soundgarden, Staind, Static-X, Stone Sour, Wednesday 13, Velvet Revolver, The Used , U2, Seasick Steve, Big n Rich, Johnny Cash, Jimi Hendrix, Ywingwie Malmsteen, skid row, bodyrockers
Scared Of
sdrfdzfvsadfvsvib vdb...fsdafgasdga
thts about it really and possibly flying emo's and some chickens r scary along with black sheep. christians taking over the world. Jesus coming down and talking a load of bullshit about how good he is and that everyone should believe in him because he "holy", HA my bite me. this my best friend Garth Elgar, hi
my bike
my bike is actually pretty gd. its a kona shred n i aint gotta frikin clue what the bike i want is altho i am veering 2wards an orange 222 maybe
Hate and other stuff!? + more music
chavs n evrything chavy including u! (jokien)
n evry1 hu says they h8 ther life, ahh shut up lifes great so embrace it while u can.
AC/DC are the best band in the whole fucking world , joint with KoRn cuz i fucking love both of em! House of pain! "a hero aint nuttin but a sandwhich"
Hobbies + Music
playin a mean guitar n bikin really DOWNHILL ALL THE WAY! down-hill is the ultimate sport n so r other types of biking apart from trail cuz thts reeeaaaly boring LOL :P MORE MUSIC!= atreyu, deftones, hammerfall, ni
 ghtwish, evanesance, placebo, pa
 ramore and sum other crap. AND BREAKING BENJAMIN! and also rammstien, iron monkeys, misstress, lynard skynard, RAGE AGAINST THE MACHINE! 1 of my favs, tht should b all 4 now. MUSE! and also wishbone ash, system of a down, disturbed, FLOGGING MOLLY! awsome irish rock band! and of course ALIEN ANT FARM!, how could any1 not like them they kick ass! and buckcherry of course. bowling for soup, the darkness. WHEATUS YEAH! man do they kick some serious ass! IRON MAIDEN! HELL YEAH! bloc party, 3 days grace, AEROSMITH! my fav band is KoЯn bcuz they're just so unique, no other band like them, they just f***ing rock! and LOADS of other bands. SHADOWS FALL 4EVER!

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  • DO IT! now...

    Pick the month (number) you were born in

    1----I fell in love with
    2----I ate a
    3----I smacked
    4----I sang to
    5----I gave my number to
    6----I killed
    7----I punched
    8----I gave a lap dance to
    9----I choked on
    10---I made out with
    11---I had sex with
    12---I feircely humped

    Pick the day (number) you were born on:

    1-------a homeless guy
    2-------a muffin
    3-------a banana
    4-------a sandwich
    5-------a Mexican
    6-------a stuffed animal
    7-------a hooker
    8-------a lamp
    9-------my best friend
    10-------a goat
    11-------my dog
    12-------a ninja
    13-------the computer
    14-------a football player
    15-------my neighbour
    16-------myself
    17-------a chav
    18-------a llama
    19-------a baby
    20------ a gangster
    21-------a permanent marker
    22-------my dad
    23-------a chair
    24-------my psychiatrist
    25-------a policeman
    26-------my brother
    27-------my sister
    28-------a baseball bat
    29-------a DVD player
    30-------a paperclip
    31-------my cell phone

    Pick the color of shirt you are wearing

    White------Because I was high.
    Black-------Because I was drunk.
    Pink--------Because i was bored
    Red---------Because the voices told me to.
    Blue--------Because I'm sexy and I do what I want.
    Green------Because I hate myself.
    Purple------Because I'm naked.
    Gray--------Because I'm mentally disturbed.
    Yellow------Because someone offered me 1,000,000 Pounds
    Shirtless---Because i was horny
    Orange----Because I hate my family.
    Brown-----Because i was hungry.
    Other-----Because i'm gangsta


    When one is finished, post a comment about what your birthday and cloths say about you!!

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  • Chav Jokes

    What's the most confusing day of the year for a Chav?
    Fathers Day!


    How do you start an argument with a chav?
    Speak!

    What do you call a chav in a tastfully decorated house?
    The burglar.

    What do you call a Chav in a box?
    Innit.

    What do you call a Chav in a filing cabinet?
    Sorted.

    What do you call a Chav in a box with a lock on it?
    Safe.

    What do you call a Chav in a concrete box?
    Solid.

    What do you call an Eskimo Chav?
    Innuinnit.

    Why are Chavs like slinkies?
    They have no real use but it's great to watch one fall down a flight
    of stairs.

    What do you call a Chavette in a white tracksuit?
    The bride.

    What do you say to a chav at work?
    Can i have a big mac please?


    How do you identify the bride at a chav wedding?
    She is the most pregnant one.

    What do chavs use as protection during sex?
    A bus shelter!


    What do you call a large group of chavs decending on somewhere (a pub for instance)?
    A Chavalanche


    If you see a Chav on a bike, why should you try not to run him
    over?
    It might be your bike.

    What's the difference between a Chav and a coconut?
    One's thick and hairy, the other's a coconut.

    What's the first question at a Chav quiz night?
    "What you lookin' at?"

    How do you identify the bride at a chav wedding?
    She is the most pregnant one.


    How do you get 100 Chavs into a phone box?
    Paint three stripes on it.

    Chavs in a car without any music. Who's driving?
    The police.

    Where do you take a Chavette for a decent night out?
    Up the gary!

    What do you call a Chav in a boiler suit?
    Prisoner


    What do you call a chav with half a brain?
    Gifted.

    What do you call chavs with a brain?
    A crowd.

    When do chavs cross the road?
    When its safe.

    What do you say to a Chav?
    Big Mac with fries please

    What happens to a thought in a chavs head?
    It dies of loneliness !!

    What do you call a chav in a suit?
    The accused


    Why do Chavs always travel around in pairs?
    One can read and one can write!

    What do you say to a chav in a suit?
    Will the defendant please stand


    What do you do if you run over a chav?
    Reverse just to make sure


    A bus full of Chavs were driving through Wales. As they were approaching Llanfgogogferrinfourasoch they started arguing about the pronunciation of the town's name. They argued back and forth until they stopped for lunch. As they stood at the counter, one Chav asked the blonde employee, "Before we order, could you settle an argument for us? Would you please pronounce where we are... very slowly?" - The blonde girl leaned over the counter and said,
    "Burrrrrrrr-gerrrrrrr-Kiiiiing."

    Whats a chavs favourite ice-cream?
    Mint


    How do chavs knock on a door?
    They Bang it


    What do you call a Chav in a dinner jacket?
    Waiter!


    What do you call a French Chav in a dinner jacket?
    Garcon.


    What do you call a Chav in the dock?
    Guilty.


    What do you call a Chav at college.
    The janitor.


    Where do Chavettes go for work?
    Street corners.


    What to you call a pregnant Chavette?
    Underage mother.


    What do you call a Chav in a boiler suit?
    Prisoner


    What do you get if you cross a chav with a monarch?
    The royal mint!

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    WOULD YOU...
    KISS ME?
    MEET ME?
    HUG ME?
    FUCK ME?
    LET ME SLEEP IN YOU`RE BED?
    STAND UP FOR ME?

    CAN I ....
    KISS YOU?
    TICKLE YOU?
    MARRY YOU?
    SLEEP WITH YOU?

    AM I...
    LOVEABLE?
    FUCKABLE?
    NASTY?
    KIND?
    A GOOD FRIEND?
    GF/BF MATERIAL?
    HOT?
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    CUTE?
    JUST... AVGERAGE?
    COMPLETELY AND UTTERLY RETARDED?

    HAVE U ....
    KISSED ME?
    MET ME?
    SAW ME?
    HANGED WITH ME?
    HAD A DREAM ABOUT ME?
    GOT MY NUMBER?
    FUKED ME?

    DO YOU....
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    MISS ME RIGHT NOW?
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    ARE YOU ...
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    TALK 2 ME AGEN?
    MISS ME WEN U DONT C ME?
    PUT THIS ON UR BLOG?

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i breast fed ours...sum how
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