1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time....I know where my watch is pal, where the f*ck is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is?


2. People who are willing to get off their arse to search the entire
room for the TV remote because they refuse to walk to the TV and change the channel manually.


3. When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too".
F*cking right! What good is a cake if you can't eat it?


4. When people say "it's always the last place you look". Of course it
is.Why the f*ck would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do this? Who and where are they?


5. When people say while watching a film "did you see that?". No tosser,
I paid 10 quid to come to the cinema and stare at the f*cking floor.


6. People who ask "Can I ask you a question?". Didn't really give me a choice there, did you sunshine?


7. When something is 'new and improved!'. Which is it? If it's new,then there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement,then there must have been something before it.


8. When people say "life is short". What the f*ck?? Life is the longest damn thing anyone ever f*cking does!! What can you do that's longer?


9. When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks, "Has the bus come yet?". If the bus came would I be standing here, Kn*bhead?


10. People who say things like 'My eyes aren't what they used to be'. So what did they used to be? ears, Wellington boots?


11. When you're eating something and someone asks 'Is that nice?' No it's really revolting - I always eat stuff I hate.


12. People who announce they are going to the toilet. Thanks that's an image I really didn't need.


13. McDonalds staff who pretend they don't understand you unless you insert the 'Mc' before the item you are ordering.....It's has to be a McChicken Burger, just a Chicken Burger get blank looks. Well I'll have
a McStraw and jam it in your McEyes you f*cking McTosser.


14. When you involved in a accident and someone asks 'are you alright?' Yes fine thanks, I'll just pick up my limbs and be off.

1. Full Name: luke wilson
2. Nicknames: wilson
4. Date of Birth: 1 9 88
5. Zodiac Sign: june,gemini
6. Male or Female: Male
7. Year: errr
8. School: the howard
9. Occupation: uni + halfords
10. Residence: kent
11. MSN Name: W1L50N

__Your Appearance___

12. Hair Color: Dark Brown/black
13. Hair Length: shortish
14. Eye color: brown
15. Weight: duno lol
17. Braces?: Nope
18. Glasses?: Nope
19. Piercings: Nope
20. Tattoos: nope
21. Righty or Lefty: Righty

___Your 'Firsts'___

22. First best friend: Remo
23. First Award: Football
24. First Sport You Joined: Football
25. First pet: Dog
26. First Real Vacation: Havent a clue lol
27. First Concert:
28. First Love: Nichola

___ Favourites___

29. Movie: Many many different ones
30. TV programme: simpsons
31. Colour: red
32. Rapper: ermm
33. Band: pretty ricky, rhcp,linkin park
34. Song Right Now: sumerlove jt
35. Friends: again with the too many
36. Sweet/Chocolate: rebels
37. Sport: football
38. Restaurant: Hons chinese
39. Favorite brand: Alphasonic
40. Store: bluewater
41. School Subject: art n design
42. Animal: dogs
43. Book: nah
44. Magazine: fast car,red line,nuts,zoo
45. Shoes: Trainers

___Currently___

46. Feeling: Bored
47. Single or Taken?: single
48. Have a crush: nope not really
49. Eating: Nothing
50. Drinking: NOthing
51. Typing: This
52. Online?: yes
53. Listening To: Justin Timerlake album Chop me up
54. Thinking About: what to do next
55. Wanting To: Finish my car
56. Watching: me type on here
57. Wearing: jeans,trainers and tshirt

___Your Future___

58. Want Kids?: yeh
59. Want to be Married?: yeh
60. Careers in Mind: charted surveyor or designer
61. Where do you want to live: anywhere nice with a garage big gargae
62. Car: cosworth

__Which is Better With The Opposite Sex___

63. Hair color: Darker
64. Hair length: Medium or long
65. Eye color: Blue
66. Measurements: fairly tall
67. Cute or Sexy: both
68. Lips or Eyes: eyes
69. Hugs or Kisses: both
70. Short or Tall: Tall
71. Easygoing or serious: easygoing
72. Romantic or Spontaneous: both
73. Fatty or Skinny: neither
74. Sensitive or Loud: bit of both
75. Hook-up or Relationship: Relationship
76. Sweet or Caring: Both
77. Trouble Maker or Hesitant One: in the middle somewhere

___Have you ever______

78. Kissed a Stranger: yeh
79. Had Alcohol: yesh lol
80. Smoked: yer
81. Ran Away From Home: yep
82. Broken a bone: Nope
83. Got an X-ray: yep
84. Been unconscious: no
85. Broken someone's heart: dont think so
86. Cried over love: Nope
87. Cried When Someone Died: Yep
88. Cried At School: yep

___Do You Believe In___

89. God: manybe
90. Miracles: sometimes
91. Love At First sight: ermm maybe, but walk past again tho
92. Ghosts: yep
93. Aliens: yea
94. Soul Mates: yeh
95. Heaven: yep
96. Hell: yep
97. Angels: sometimes
98. Kissing on The First Date: yeh
99. Horoscopes: ermmm sometimes and can be quite weird

Do it!
[1.] Whats your Name?
[2.] Are we close?
[3.] What do you think of me?
[4.] Do you hav a crush on me?
[5.] Would u kiss me?
[6.] would u fuk me?
[7.] Describe me in 3 words?
[8.] If u Had Me for 30 Mins wat would you do?
[9.] What was ur first impression of me?
[10.] Do u still think the same?
[11.] What reminds u of me?
[12.] If you could give me anything what would it be?
[13.] How well do u know me?
[14.] What do u like best about me?
[15.] Ever wanted 2 tell me something u could'nt?
[16.] Could you ever love me?
[17.]Give me a nickname and explain why?
[18.]R u gona put this on ur blog and c wat i say bout u?
[19.]Anything 2 say b4 u go