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John Morrison & Edge
SmackDown Superstar and former World Heavyweight Champion Edge underwent successful surgery on his torn left pectoral muscle this past weekend. The surgery was performed in Birmingham, Ala., by Dr. James Andrews, who has performed past surgeries on numerous WWE Superstars, including “Stone Cold” Steve Austin, Mark Henry, Triple H and Rey Mysterio.
When he arrived for the surgery, one would think the Rated-R Superstar had taken the time to reflect on the personal and professional impact caused by his injury, especially after his attempts to garner sympathy from our fans the night he relinquished the title. Instead, in his final moments before going under the knife, the brazen former champion offered some strong words toward the fans he deemed as “unsympathetic,” as well as the man he blames for his hard times.
“Kane is responsible for this injury, and he will be held accountable for his actions,” said Edge. “I was just an innocent victim of the Big Red Monster’s heinous attack; I did nothing to antagonize him or provoke him.”
Apparently, the Ultimate Opportunist doesn’t hold himself accountable for throwing a Mardi Gras ring celebration on SmackDown nearly two weeks ago. But he did have the audacity to claim that the suffering he’ll endure during his Rated-R road to recovery is second to the pain our fans will feel from his absence.
“Now the WWE audience has to go on without seeing me, without my velvety voice touching their ears, without my movie-star good looks gracing their eyes,” said Edge. “I was trying to give something special to the fans of New Orleans, and instead now I have to sit here with all this bitterness in my blood.”
At this point, the anesthesia began to kick in, stopping the bitter tirade, and Edge was carted off to the operating room to have his surgery. An hour later, Dr. Andrews emerged from the O.R. to update WWE.com on the outcome of the procedure.
“As had been documented, Edge had a rupture of his pectoral muscle,” Dr. Andrews reported, “but we were very fortunate. When we went in there, it was discovered he had a complete tear of the tendon attaching to the muscle – right off the bone.”
Dr. Andrews admits that his findings during the operation surprised even himself. “I didn’t think that the tear would be as significant as what we found when we went in. Initially, we had thought it was a partial tear, but it turned out to be much more significant – the injury could have been career-threatening if not properly repaired.”
So when can our fans see Edge back in a WWE ring? According to Dr. Andrews, “That has yet to be determined. The first four weeks after the surgery is all about healing; from there, it can take three to four extra months for the recovery.”
Although most people would be grateful to learn that their operation was a complete success, Edge woke up from his surgery with his energies focused on anything but gratitude. “I will be back, better than ever,” the Ultimate Opportunist vowed, “and I will get back what is rightfully mine – the World Heavyweight Championship.”
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ECW Champion John Morrison has already made a name for himself in the Land of the Extreme.
When Morrison left his former self behind, he made his reborn presence felt on ECW with passion. The reason for the change is simple – John Morrison is being true to himself.
“Johnny Nitro wasn’t my real name and I feel like I was cheating the fans and cheating myself,” Morrison said. “John Morrison is my real name. It’s the real me, and that’s all I’m going to be from now on – 100 percent myself, John Morrison, a fighting champion.”
As the self-professed new face of Extreme, Morrison is on a mission, but he wants the support of our faithful fans.
“This is what I intend to do. Our fans and I have a huge opportunity right now to make ECW really shine,” Morrison said of his plans.
Claiming to be a fighting champion, Morrison is 100 percent convinced he will have the backing of our fans, especially those looking for a brave leader.
“People look to me for direction. People need a leader like John Morrison. People need someone to look at and think to themselves, ‘Watching John Morrison distracts me from the sorrow and tragedy of my own existence.’ It’s a collective catharsis of the masses, when they see John Morrison in the ring,” he explained.
“All the problems people have with their lives, the bad jobs, the poor relationships, whatever it is – and everybody has something – I’m the shining example of one person who has everything that anyone could ever want,” he said. “I am an icon. Nothing is wrong with me. I’m the ECW Champion. People see me and forget about their own problems.”
By bringing the 15 Minute Challenge to ECW, Tuesday nights on Sci Fi will never be the same. The bold ECW Champion welcomes all to the Land of the Extreme with his new trademark Challenge.
“Come one, come all. I, as the new face of Extreme, the people’s fighting champion, will take on anyone who wants his 15 Minutes of Fame. As a brave warrior and icon, I’m offering this Challenge to everyone.”
Morrison has already faced one contender in the 15 Minutes of Fame Challenge. The local Fresno, Calif., wrestler was out in 34 seconds in the ring with Morrison. Who will accept Morrison's challenge next? Is Morrison's ego too big for his own good? It's possible the 15 Minutes of Fame Challenge could hinder the self-proclaimed fighting champion – only time will tell. For now, Morrison said every single one of our fans will look up to him as a true Extreme icon, changing the face of ECW forever.
“This is something that the entire country, moreover, the entire world, can enjoy and relive,” he said. “John Morrison is the new face of Extreme, the ECW Champion. More than that, this is not only a new time for ECW, but also the era of John Morrison.”
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