Iain T

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À propos de moi

À propos de moi
Im Back - 30/6/07
Bebo is reborn

Life began for me when I arose from the womb of Mummy Taylor. Some people say it was the most beautiful sight ever,
I disagree, It was smelly and i was covered in blood.

Throughout my life, I have had to cope with many diversities; being extremley handsome, greatest dancer in Why Not, Smallest penis in the history of the Taylor family, Saving a bee from a coffee jar, sexually assaulted from a dog, backstreet boys splitting up & finding it hard not to have pokey bum wanks.

My life achievements to date are:
Maintaining a tidy short pubic hair region
Finishing 1st in primary 4 sports day
Outstaring a statue
Seen Mean Girls 100x

When I die I would like to be remembered for my work on Gingerism & Stdism. Without my life none of these might never have had happened.

Im currently recruiting girls for my new music video

If u look good in a tutu, can sing in greek, not fazed my body grinding. Please apply

Check out my current vid
Music & Noises
Hard House, trance, Old skool hardcore, Girls aloud, South Park Mr Hanky classics, Westlife, Take That, Chirpin Sparrows(tweet tweet), Arm fart Noises, Starwars lightsaber, Bawzs slapping off an ass(not applicable to Guys asses), Yorkshire accent, Pingus Voice, The toilet flushing
General
Going on crazy adventures with Goggle boy, Triathlons, Football(The Mighty Tollcross), milking the prostate, Having my testicles tickled, Training in the gym, Playing Xbox live, Going out with the Boys (Team Thundercats), Being Breastfeed, Dancing in my house(Videos Available) Where i go to get Drunk Berlin(DiskoKitten, Sumo, Stereotype), Why Not, Opal Lounge, Bar 38, Candy Bar, Lu Lu, Super Subway, The Chesser(Works Friday Lunch), la Monde & Shangai(Barred again), Henrys, Massa, Cab Vol(Karnival)
Scared of
Buying clothes from Asda, Becoming a footballers wife, having ugly children(will sell for money or hand relief), Rain, Wind & chicks with big feet
My Heroes
Bungle the bear, Butters, Quagmire, Gengus Khan, George St.Pierre, Lee Brodie, Sammy the cat, Optimus Prime & Lion-o

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  • £695 - I have issues!

    This is fun to do. Just read the 'offence' and if you've done it, you owe that fine. Keep going until you've read each 'offence' and added up your total fine. When you are done post this as: "My fine is £..."
    You don't have to confess your answers, just the amount of your fine.


    Smoked pot -- £10

    Did acid -- £5

    Ever had sex at church -- £25

    Woke up in the morning and did not know the person who was next to you -- £40

    Had sex with someone on MySpace -- £25

    Had sex for money -- £100

    Ever had sex with a Puerto Rican -- £20

    Vandalized something -- £20

    Had sex on your parents' bed -- £10

    Beat up someone -- £20

    Been jumped -- £10

    Cross dressed -- £10

    Given money to stripper -- £25

    Been in love with a stripper -- £20

    Kissed someone who's name you didn't know -- £0.10

    Hit on some one of the same sex while at work -- £15

    Ever drive and drank -- £20

    Ever got drunk at work, or went to work while still drunk -- £50

    Used toys while having sex -- £30

    Got drunk, passed out and don't remember the night before -- £20

    Went skinny dipping -- £5

    Had sex in a pool -- £20

    Kissed someone of the same sex -- £10

    Had sex with someone of the same sex -- £20

    Cheated on your significant other -- £10

    Masturbated -- £10

    Cheated on your significant other with their relative or close friend -- £20

    Done oral -- £5

    Got oral -- £5

    Done / got oral in a car while it was moving -- £25

    Stole something -- £10

    Had sex with someone in jail -- £25

    Made a nasty home video -- £15

    Had a threesome -- £50

    Had sex in the wild -- £20

    Been in the same room while someone was having sex --£25

    Stole something worth over more than a hundred dollars-- £20

    Had sex with someone 10 years older -- £20

    Had sex with someone under 21 and you are over 27 -- £25

    Been in love with two people or more at the same time-- £50

    Said you love someone but didn't mean it -- £25

    Went streaking -- £5

    Went streaking in broad daylight -- £15

    Been arrested -- £5

    Spent time in jail -- £15

    Peed in the pool -- £0.50

    Played spin the bottle -- £5

    Done something you regret -- £20

    Had sex with your best friend -- £20

    Had sex with someone you work with at work -- £25

    Had anal sex -- £80

    Lied to your mate -- £5

    Lied to your mate about the sex being good -- £25

    Tally it up and title it: "My Fine Is..." copy and paste, then repost as a new bulletin

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  • Emma Anderson

    Iain Iain Taylor Ra Ra Ra Ra Ra !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



    Dickhead.


    x

    Il y a 6 semaines
  • Mclovin
    Mclovin

    jamie savrd your life you fake

    Il y a 13 semaines
  • Alan McKay
    Alan McKay

    Fozzy!!!!

    xx

    Il y a 41 semaines
  • Alan McKay
    Alan McKay

    Alright Fozzy,

    Meeting 12.20 at Saughton for the game VS Ratho. £5 a head and any money due to be handed in.

    Here is Doiger's squad for tomorrow:

    Stevie M
    Keith M
    Gary F
    Budge
    Fudge
    Robbie S
    Robbie M
    Hendo
    Jamie A
    Jamie M
    Iain W
    Davie B
    Robbo
    Doig
    Iain T
    Heiny

    This will be a tough game tomorrow lads so let's get the right result.

    Good luck.

    xx

    Il y a 41 semaines
  • Alan McKay
    Alan McKay

    Can you do me a fav and post those contracts on Friday morning before you start work?

    xx

    Il y a 41 semaines
  • Alan McKay
    Alan McKay

    Ballack,

    Go on you tube and search for ballack, soccer am. He is wearing a hat and when he goes in a huff, he is you!! Also a wee pic of you to make you smile.

    They just dont make hair like that anymore.

    xx

    Il y a 43 semaines
  • Robert Doig
    luv Robert Doig

    :L :L :L :L :L
    must see... an u shall b slagged at training for it. :L :L

    u wish u had such amazing professional pictures of urself!!
    :L :L :L

    much luv x

    Il y a 43 semaines
  • Alan McKay
    Alan McKay

    U find it? lol

    x

    Il y a 49 semaines
  • Derek Donaldson
    luv Derek Donaldson

    Sometimes u have 2! lol

    Il y a 50 semaines via Mobile
  • Hana T
    Hana T

    Punch Machine in Cavvy Rocks my Socks, I love it speshally when drunk and stumblin to loo's, If accidently walk behing said bag/sack (:L ) that i get badooshed clean in the earhole....nice.....

    Why Not, eh? George St, eh? Who u kidding mayte, u shud cum to Dalkeith with the common folk....:P

    I still have your bulletproof bra from when you lent me it for going on holiday to kazakstan, need to give it a wash though, there is an awwwwfy lot of bawwhair stuck to it?? Its Ging, cud be urs?....:L

    Yeah Life as a Milf is going good, got a calender coming out for 2009, got some amazing shots of my saggy kneebags and my chinsin there.......

    heres the link: www.milfykneesacksexycalender2009.com

    Where you working now Taylor?? xx

    Il y a 52 semaines
  • Hana T
    Hana T

    Aye am still a chav, hitting Cav....!!! Not as much as i'd like to though :(

    Going up to The Ultimate Chav party for New Years, up Dalkeith!! Cheap nd Messy....just my type of night...PAAAAH!!

    What about you my fellow breakdancer, what u up to?? Are they letting you out unsupervised for the big night?? xx


    Il y a 52 semaines
  • Hana T
    Hana T

    I feel it my duty as a fellow Taylor Clanithon to comment on your fukkin OUTSTANDIN performances on your flashbox.....Talent i must say, which clearly runs in the Taylor blood ;)

    Saw u were online ya big tattie, thought i'd pop in and see how you were doing?? Set for Crimbop??

    xx

    Il y a 52 semaines
  • Scott Cormack
    luv Scott Cormack

    u still alive mate?im bk workin again thank fuck lol geeze a bell at my house anytime ive lost my mobile x

    Il y a 55 semaines
  • Gavin Astor

    haen fckr hows the hair what you been up to where you staying now

    Il y a 56 semaines
  • Leanne Trotter
    Leanne Trotter

    I hate u!!!

    U abandond me and Im not even sure where i ended up.

    You better give me a yoghurt to make it up to me

    Il y a 63 semaines
  • Leanne Trotter
    Leanne Trotter

    Tattie lover!

    Can I also be in ur top friends list lol

    Il y a 64 semaines
  • Alan Budge
    Alan Budge

    aye i'm looking forward to it mate. Just like last season best defence in the league. lol
    we will have to see how many forwards we can break and finger!!! :L :L

    Il y a 64 semaines
  • Miss Vita X
    Miss Vita X

    can we be in ur music video?
    x

    Il y a 65 semaines
  • Alan Budge
    Alan Budge

    how come your now a scoring sensation. it must be the new and improved pokey bum wank technique rubbing off on your game aswell as in the bedroom and the kitchen and in the park and the local bus stop.
    who have you scored your goals against?

    Il y a 65 semaines