Joel
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Mężczyzna, 17,
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- Związek: W pojedynkę
- Wyświetlenia: 1 556
- Jest z nami od: June 2007
- Ostatnio online: 6 tygodni temu
- bebo.gazeta.pl/too_many_fingers
- Motto
- Suicide can be detrimental to your health.
- Ja, o mnie i jeszcze raz ja
- Hands On Science (aka Geek Week) 2009. good fun.
Ich liebe Deutsch. Except the simple past. it is just gay.
I have far too much shit on my profile. But i'm too lazy to kill it.
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(='.'=) This is Bunny. Put him on your
(")_(") Bebo and help him on his
way to world domination
/\__/\ This is Frank...
(=x.x=)Help him kill
(")_(")that other bunny
It's okay to eat fish because they don't have any feelings. - kurt cobain
Sell the kids for food, we can have some more - kurt cobain
"Lifes a joke to him (Joel Labes) - andy dysart.
msn - joel.labes@gmail.com - original name isnt it?
- Music
- Beer Baby Red Hot Chili Peppers (see video - awesome song), My Chemical Romance, Asylum City, Green Day, Fall out Boy, 30 seconds to Mars, Red Jumpsuit apparatus, Pink Floyd, Led Zeppelin, Nirvana, Flight of the Conchords, Velvet Revolver, RATM, The Killers
- My idols:
- Idolatry is bad. so i dont have idols any more.
- Duke of Ed camp
- Well, somehow I managed to set a gas canister on fire, which was not the brightest move of the day... Caused Mr Boardman to call me a "numptee", whatever that is. I'm sure it's not a good thing though.
- A really stupid thing to do:
- Drop your phone in Nick Tenci's toilet. Come to think of it, dropping your phone in anyone's toilet isn't that sharp. Got a new phone now, but no contacts cos they're stuck in my old phone, so please txt me with your name so I can sort my life out again... (I still have the same phone number (027 358 802
) - Happiest When
- Talking, Eating, Sleeping, Listening to Music, Swinging on chair
- Unhappiest When
- Falling off chair, Being told to shut the **** up, run out of food, run out of money. the last one hapens a lot less now (working at new world) and my workplace helps the 2nd last one to not happen much too
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- Beer Baby
- Nirvana
- Red Hot Chili Peppers
- Asylum City
- other
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- ther is no way in hell anyone will get 100% on this Wykonano: 12
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Reasons to date an IB student
1) We can fit two years worth into a month.
2) Re-take? What’s a re-take? We get it right first time.
3) We have incredible endurance.
4) No matter how much work we have, we can still make free time for ourselves.
5) We can serenade our partners in at least 2 different languages.
6) Our physicists are experts at handling the forces between two objects.
7) Our biologists know their way around the human body better than any other 6th form student.
The chemistry in a relationship is mere child’s play to our higher chemists.
9) Our mathematicians’ knowledge of projectile motion means that things will never get messy – unless you want them to.
10) We are experts at getting the maximum amount of work done with the least amount of effort.
11) Because we do it with creativity, action and (give you a) service.
12) We have experience in extended activity.
13) We can take it to a Higher Level.
14) "A-level students are like tired old bangers; they'll do the job, but it'll be a bit boring. IB students go like Ferraris."
15) Our English syllabus puts a lot of emphasis on oral assessment.0 komentarzy 216 dni
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Maths
1. Teaching Maths In 1970
A logger sells a truck load of timber for $1000. His cost
of production is 4/5 of the selling price. What is his
profit?
2. Teaching Maths In 1980
A logger sells a truck load of timber for $1000. His cost
of production is 4/5 of the selling price, or $800. What is
his profit?
3. Teaching Maths In 1990
A logger sells a truck load of timber for $1000. His cost
of production is $800. Did he make a profit?
4. Teaching Maths In 2000
A logger sells a truck load of timber for $1000. His cost
of production is $800 and his profit is $200. Your
assignment: Underline the number 200.
5. Teaching Maths In 2008
A logger cuts down a beautiful forest because he is totally
selfish and inconsiderate and cares nothing for the habitat
of animals or the preservation of our woodlands.
He does this so he can make a profit of $200. What do you
think of this way of making a living?
Topic for class participation after answering the question:
How did the birds and squirrels feel as the logger cut down
their homes? (There are no wrong answers. If you are upset
about the plight of the animals in question counseling will
be available.)1 komentarz 363 dni
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The Pizzaboys Daughter
Directions:
1. Put your iTunes, Windows Media Player, etc. on shuffle.
2. For each question, press the next button to get your answer.
3. YOU MUST WRITE THAT SONG NAME DOWN NO MATTER HOW SILLY IT SOUNDS.
IF SOMEONE SAYS "IS THIS OKAY" YOU SAY?
Teenagers
HOW WOULD YOU DESCRIBE YOURSELF?
Sexy Mexican maid (eh???????!!!!!!!)
WHAT DO YOU LIKE IN A GUY/GIRL?
Rape Me (Home Demo)
HOW DO YOU FEEL TODAY?
Eclipse
WHAT IS YOUR LIFE'S PURPOSE?
Sleep Now In The Fire
WHAT IS YOUR MOTTO ?
Cancer
WHAT DO YOUR FRIENDS THINK OF YOU?
What Are You Going to Do With Your Life?
WHAT DO YOUR PARENTS THINK OF YOU?
Emancipate Myself
WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT VERY OFTEN?
Girls and Boys
WHAT IS 2+2?
Lasse redn (Let Them Talk (in German))
WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR BESTIE?
Running
WHAT DO YOU THINK OF THE PERSON YOU LIKE?
No Quarter
WHAT IS YOUR LIFE STORY?
Thriller (Live)
WHAT DO YOU WANT TO DO WHEN YOU GROW UP?
All Apologies (Home Demo)
WHAT DO YOU THINK WHEN YOU SEE THE PERSON YOU LIKE?
Walkabout
WHAT WILL YOU DANCE TO AT YOUR WEDDING?
The Greeting Song
WHAT WILL THEY PLAY AT YOUR FUNERAL?
Comatose
WHAT IS YOUR HOBBY/INTEREST??
Dosed (hmmmm...)
WHAT IS YOUR BIGGEST FEAR??
Mama (!)
WHAT IS YOUR BIGGEST SECRET?
Baby Tell me (I'm The Only One)
WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR FRIENDS?
I Like Dirt
WHAT WILL YOU REPOST THIS AS?
The Pizzaboys Daughter0 komentarzy 421 dni
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63 Annoying Questions Survey
| Song that always makes you sad | : Famous Last Words - My Chemical Romance |
| Last thing you bought | : A sugar bun from work |
| Last person you argued with | : Keegan |
| Do you put butter before putting the jelly on | : yes |
| One of your nicknames as a kid | : Flaps |
| Did you ever own at one time a Nsync Cd | : who? |
| Favorite day of the week | : any that ends in a "y" |
| Favorite Sundae topping | : chocolate |
| Did you take Piano lessons | : yes |
| Most frequent song played | : Turn It Again - Red Hot Chili Peppers |
| TV show you secretly enjoy | : I don't do TV |
| Would you rather play basketball or hockey | : basketball |
| Date someone older or younger | : older, but not by much |
| One place you could travel right now | : um |
| Do you use umbrellas | : no |
| Do you know all the words to your national anthem | : english, yes. maori, not so much |
| Favorite Cheese | : there's different types? um tasty |
| Disturbed or My Chemical Romance | : MCR |
| Blondes or Brunettes | : Brunettes |
| Best job you ever had | : Grocery/Produce Assistant - Roslyn New World |
| Did you go to your high school prom | : not old enough yet |
| Perfect time to wake up | : 9am ish |
| Perfect time to go to bed | : 11.30 |
| Do you use your queen right away in chess | : yes |
| Ever been in a car accident | : no |
| Closer to mom or dad...or neither | : equally |
| What do you call your sweetheart lovingly | : hun |
| What decade during the 20th century would you have chosen to be a teenager | : wouldnt have a clue |
| Favorite shoes you have EVER owned | : see above |
| Do you have an article of clothing from your childhood | : yes |
| Were you in track and field | : no |
| Were you ever in a school talent show | : not that i remember |
| Have you ever written in a library book | : no |
| Allergic to | : grass (not pot grass, (that i know of) real grass |
| Favorite fruit | : nectarines or peaches |
| Have you watched sex and the city | : no |
| Baseball hat or toque | : what? |
| Do you shampoo first in the shower or soap | : shampoo |
| Wet the toothbrush or brush dry with the toothpaste | : wet |
| Pen or pencil | : pen |
| Have you ever gambled at a casino | : too young |
| Have you thrown up on a plane | : no |
| Have you thrown up in a car | : yes |
| Have you thrown up at work | : no |
| Do you scream on roller coasters | : no |
| Who was your first prom date | : |
| Who was your first roommate | : Matt Irving, i think |
| What alcoholic beverage did you drink for the first time | : beer |
| What was your first job | : drenching sheep |
| What was your first car | : dont have one |
| When did you first go to a funeral | : um, about 5 i guess |
| How old were you when you first moved away from your hometown | : 13ish |
| Who was your first grade teacher | : Ms Gillan |
| When did you sneak out of your house for the first time | : um |
| Who was your first best friend and are you still friends with them | : ryan, sort of |
| Where did you live the first time you moved out of your parent | : private boarder |
| Who is the first person you call when you have a bad day | : i dont |
| Whose wedding were you in, the first time you were a bridesmaid or a groomsman | : none of above |
| What is the first thing you do in the morning | : think: "oh shit, again?" |
| What was the first concert you attended | : cant remember. |
| First tattoo or piercing | : neither |
| Where did you go on your first airplane ride | : Auckland? |
| First celebrity crush | : dont do celebrity crushes. |
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9 tygodni temu
Hannah Paris
That is so not fair! you obviously havn't read the arrow rule book. because the arrows are backwards that means i get ownership of them! I WIN
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9 tygodni temu
Hannah Paris
Ah yes chch will probably be the best!
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I think i win
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Hannah Paris9 tygodni temu
I know ae! its going to be amazing!
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9 tygodni temu
Hannah Paris
Ah right thats why your so awesome. If there was 3 of you the world would totally self destruct.
That would be terrible being the evil twin!!!
So the Berlin trip is going to be fun
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11 tygodni temu
Hannah Paris
Yes the possibilities are endless!
But shame i have a twin, evil or otherwise its still one more than you
hmmm i may have missed this goodness test... ooops
How was you weekend? did you have epic fun working in your freezer? -
12 tygodni temu
Hannah Paris
New world... i don't think so
if i was i didn't see you so no need to apologise for the snobbing.
yuss i have an evil twin!!!!! or maybe a good twin... -
13 tygodni temu
Hannah Paris
Yeah weird dancing is probably the best thing ever!
Aw not swine flu!!!!!
Yes i went to a mates place where there was a little "party". I managed to fack my voice too... not so nice.
Yes otto was so yesterday... my crazy scottish friend decided awesomer sounded like a good super hero name so i am officially awesomer and she is extremo.
we are VERY cool in case you havn't already noticed!
btw do you work with a guy called steven? -
13 tygodni temu
Hannah Paris
Im not fully sure what they were called... the singer was a creepy lady that danced really weirdly though
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Hannah Paris14 tygodni temu
She had a bit of a dance when we went to the band at logan park. Did you go to that? i don't think i saw you there... it was pretty awesome
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Hannah Paris14 tygodni temu
Yeah i find German programs are often lacking in... inspiration.
Did he actually rap!?
without conny to dance though its just not the same
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19 tygodni temu
Hannah Paris
Yeah i think it was Maori!
Omg i know ae they are going to think i'm mentally retarded! Tbh i am most worried about the bread Pumpernickel is disgusting!!!!
You make a good friend! chopping off limbs... i might reconsider going on the same plane as you forget snakes on a plane. Joel on a plane
Yeah the world will always need noobs! you should talk to your german and see if he understands your twisted version of Deutsch!
Haha yes the pharmacy...
You better not be breaking the icecream!!!!!
Yeah im just starting after like 4 months away. Not so fun -
19 tygodni temu
Hannah Paris
Wow your use of long words! You are so incredibly skilled
I don't think so... maybe i am getting confused.
Can't wait for Germany though!!!!!
Haha even the trees don't like you Just kidding!
It was probably trying to hug you.
What are you doing in Grease? Singing? Dancing?
My Holidays are going ok. Get to go back to work tomorrow (YAY) nothing as exciting as freezer work though. how is your work going btw? -
Hannah Paris19 tygodni temu
Well i think ours is cooler regardless of your skills at using a tripod.
Maybe i could believe you are right if you could spell Right correctly! unless you ment tight... haha
Yes i think it was Rangiruru to be precise. School bombing!!!!!
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19 tygodni temu
Hannah Paris
Ok then mr "lovely Person" you can go hunt for that oil deep deep down.
The replies are auf Deutsch with very shaky camera work
Conny was just being nice so she didn't hurt your feelings. I believe we've had this conversation before! She just likes us more... face the facts
We will have to see who the next person likes more now connys gone
stupid chch stealing our conny!
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21 tygodni temu
Hannah Paris
You lovely???? thats debatable!
just kidding i know you are a lovely person deep deep down... so deep it is almost non existant
I don't know why we have to make these movies but we get ones back... so interesting. we are making our awesome one about bacteria
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22 tygodnie temu
Hannah Paris
No she said that because she always tells the truth! you just can't handle that i am so much more awesomer than you
Yeah we made a potato movie however i am not sure if it got sent in...
We have to send a movie to some random german people, so we thought why not do it on germs! -
23 tygodnie temu
Hannah Paris
Ok we can share the awesomeness!
Today I did however ask Connie who she liked more... and she said OGs!
so we win
No its not, but i think we might be doing that aswell. Did you do it last year? -
23 tygodnie temu
Hannah Paris
You eat them! Shame on you!
You just can't accept the real truth... and anyway i am way way more awesome than you so i win. Haha
I just made it all up. But we're making a movie about Germs now so thats fun! -
23 tygodnie temu
Hannah Paris
Pfft na i blame you!
No way!
she is so not lying... we have kaffee und kuchen tags! Nothing can beat that
We had to do them on Jobs, kinda boring