*You saw Down With Love at least 3 times last year, because it was Thomas Cook's in-flight movie

*You mentally add 2 hours every time you look at your watch

*You 'Tut Tut' every time Holly Valance's version of Kiss Kiss comes on

*You think it's natural to 'close' a light, or to have your phone 'closed'

*Your year does not run from January to December, but from May to October

*You have Gucci sunglasses, Versace T-shirts, Guess watches and Louis Vuitton handbags, even though your normal shopping is done at Ethel Austin's

*You don't tell anyone where you got the above

*You have a cupboard full of dried up Apple Tea that has only been used once

*You get used to a certain look when you tell people about your boyfriend, and shamefully toy with the idea of saying he's a businessman/maitred'/hot air balloonist, rather than admit he's a barman/waiter

*You change your engagement ring from right hand to left, depending on which country you're in

*You would not dream of eating FRY'S Turkish Delight

*You refuse to buy Take a Break

*You call tzatziki cacýk

*You call tea cay

*You call minibuses the dolmus

*You call a kebab a kebap

*You are permanently homesick for whichever country you are not in

*You pay £2.50 for The Star newspaper in Turkey, when you would not dream of buying it at home

*People who get in your car ask you to turn off your Tarkan (philistines!)

*You watch 'Wish You were Here' and jump up and down excitedly if Turkey is on, shouting 'I'VE BEEN THERE!!'

*Your friends/family know better than to suggest going to Greece next year

*Even when you're out, your ear is always listening for the beep beep of your mobile

*Seni seviyorum is the first Turkish you learnt (oh, except for trying Two Sugars Denim on your first few days)

*You love that first text message you get from Telsim when you are on the transfer coach - it's your sign that you're really here!!

*You can belly dance (well, when you're drunk you're SURE that you can)

*You have to suppress the urge to haggle in Asda/Wal-mart

But most of all........

You're counting the days till you are back with your Askim!!!!

1.Whats your Name?
2.Are we close?
3.What do you think of me?
4.Do you hav a crush on me?
5.Would u kiss me?
6.Whats the furthest you would go with me?
7.Describe me in 3 words?
8.If u Had Me for 30 Mins wat would you do?
9.What was ur first impression of me?
10.Do u still think the same?
11.What reminds u of me?
12.If you could give me anything what would it be?
13.How well do u know me?
14.What do u like best about me?
15.Ever wanted 2 tell me something u could'nt?
16.Could you ever love me?
17.Give me a nickname and explain why?
18.R u gona put this on ur blog and c wat i say bout u?
19.Anything 2 say b4 u go?

SeX iS eViL
sEx Is ClAsS
wHiP mE bAbY
sPaNk My AsS
69eR
dOgGy StYlE
fUcK mE bAbY
mAkE mE sMiLe
So If YoU wAnT mE iN tHe SaCk
LiCk YoUr LiPs
AnD mEsSaGe Me BaCk !!!!!