1. Whats your Name?
2. Are we close?
3. What do you think of me?
4. Do you hav a crush on me?
5. Would u kiss me?
6. would u fuk me?
7. Describe me in 3 words?
8. If u Had Me for 30 Mins wat would you do?
9. What was ur first impression of me?
10. Do u still think the same?
11.. What reminds u of me?
12. If you could give me anything what would it be?
13. How well do u know me?
14. What do u like best about me?
15. Ever wanted 2 tell me something u could'nt?
16. Could you ever love me?
17. Give me a nickname and explain why?
18.R u gona put this on ur blog and c wat i say bout u?
19.Anything 2 say b4 u go?

Vodka vodka vodka the joys!
Vodka vodka vodka the joys!


Do you have feelings of inadequacy? Do you suffer from shyness?
Do you sometimes wish you were more assertive? If you answered yes to any of these questions, ask your doctor or pharmacist about Vodka.

Vodka is the safe, natural way to feel better and more confident about yourself and your actions. Vodka can help ease you out of your shyness and let you tell the world that you\'re ready and willing to do just about anything.

You will notice the benefits of Vodka almost immediately, and with a regimen of regular doses you can overcome any obstacles that prevent you from living the life you want to live. Shyness and awkwardness will be a thing of the past, and you will discover many talents you never knew you had. Stop hiding and start living, with Vodka.

Vodka may not be right for everyone. Women who are pregnant or nursing should not use vodka. However, women who wouldn\'t mind nursing or becoming pregnant are encouraged to try it. Side effects may include dizziness, nausea, vomiting, incarceration, erotic lustfulness, loss of motor control, loss of clothing, loss of money, loss of virginity, delusions of grandeur, table dancing, headache, dehydration, dry mouth, and a desire to sing Karaoke and play all-night rounds of Strip Poker, Truth Or Dare, and Naked Twister.

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WARNING:

The consumption of alcohol may make you think you are whispering when you are not.

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WARNING:

The consumption of alcohol may cause you to tell your friends over and over again that you love them.

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WARNING:

The consumption of alcohol may cause you to think you can sing.

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WARNING:

The consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe that ex-lovers are really dying for you to telephone them at four in the morning.

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WARNING:

The consumption of alcohol may make you think you can logically converse with members of the opposite sex without spitting.

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WARNING:

The consumption of alcohol may create the illusion that you are tougher, smarter, faster and better looking than most people.

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WARNING:

The consumption of alcohol may lead you to think people are laughing WITH you.

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WARNING:

The consumption of alcohol may cause pregnancy.

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0 Comments 7 days ago



Wat 2 Do N Tesco ny more!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
01. Get 24 boxes of condoms & randomly put them in people's trolleys
when they aren't looking.

02. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5 minute
intervals

03. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the ladies
toilet.

04. Walk up to an employee and tell him?her in an official tone:
Code 3 in Housewares... and see what happens.

05. Go to the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on credit.

06. Move a 'CAUTION -WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

07. Set-up a tent in the Camping Department and tell other shoppers
you are sleeping over and invite them in if they bring pillows from the
bedding Department.

08. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask:
"Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

09. Look right into the security camera, use it as a mirror and pick
your nose.

10. While handling large knives in the Kitchen Dept, ask the clerk if
he knows where the anti-depressants are located.

11. Dart around the store suspiciously, while loudly humming the
theme from Mission Impossible.

12. Hide in a clothing rack .