1965 – Ireland was in a play-off against Spain to qualify for the 1966 World Cup. The FAI agreed to play the game in Paris, where there would be more Spanish fans, if the FAI could have the Spanish share of the gate money. The Spanish agreed, and won the game.

1970s – The FAI regularly organised friendlies in Poland, where officials enjoyed the ‘night life’ (yes, that means prostitutes), and once did not even stay in the same city as the match. The players travelled to one such game in the luggage carriage of a train, while the officials relaxed on seats.

1980 – After Johnny Giles quit, Eoin Hand beat Paddy Mulligan to the Ireland manager’s job by one swing vote. Afterwards, one FAI board member said that he had voted for Hand because he thought Mulligan was the person who had thrown a bun at him on an away trip.

1986 - Jack Charlton became Ireland manager by accident, after the FAI messed up a vote intended to give the job to Bob Paisley. At first Charlton got only three votes out of eighteen, compared to nine for Paisley. The FAI then couldn’t contact Charlton to tell him that he had got the job.

1986 – When a friend congratulated Charlton on his new job, he replied ‘What job?’ On being told he was Ireland manager, he replied ‘Oh, I’d forgotten about that.’ When Charlton sent his first squad list to the FAI, he found that an FAI official was adding players that he liked onto the list.

1994 - The FAI bought £296,000 of World Cup tickets, and gave most to a tout with the confidence-inspiring nickname of ‘George the Greek’, who unsurprisingly did a runner. The FAI ended up with a ‘trading shortfall’ of over £200,000, for which they obtained just 314 extra tickets for one Ireland match.

1996 – Two referees won a court case against the FAI after being downgraded for failing a new test. The judge called the FAI ‘an autocracy which was incapable of abiding by its own rules’. The FAI quickly reacted by writing to 142 other referees, banning them all from refereeing for not taking the same test - the exact opposite of the court judgment.

1999 – The FAI announced a plan to spend £65m on a new stadium, but forgot to include the £16m cost of the site, then spent years debating which of two non-existent stadiums they would use. During the optimistic FAI bid to host Euro 2008, the UEFA panel was photographed examining an empty field.

2002 – The FAI prepared for the World Cup by forgetting to bring proper footballs to an island that had no proper football pitch, causing a minor civil war back home. On returning, the FAI ordered an independent investigation into itself, and pretty much ignored the results.


2002 – The FAI tried to sell TV rights for Ireland games to the subscription channel Sky. When the Government told them that EU law protects important cultural events for terrestrial TV viewers to watch free, the FAI countered that Irish football is not culturally important.

2005 – The FAI fired Brian Kerr, the only Irish manager to have won European and World trophies, and vowed to replace him with a World-class manager. This turned out to be Stephen Staunton, the part-time unofficial coach of the defenders at a poor English third division team.

2007 – The FAI has just fined two League of Ireland clubs €500 each because their fans were throwing paper. This comes after they introduced a revised promotion system for last season, which infuriated a Dundalk fan so much that he occupied their offices and doused himself with petrol.

1. Open your library (iTunes, Winamp, Media Player, iPod, etc)
2. Put it on shuffle
3. Press play
4. For every question, type the song that's playing
5. When you go to a new question, press the next button
6. Don't lie and try to pretend you're cool....because your not!

Opening Credits
Lust For Life - Iggy Pop

Waking Up:
Love Machine - Artic Monkeys

First Day At School:
The First cut is the deepest- Rod Stewart

Falling In Love:
Jack & Diane - John Mellencamp

Fight Song:
Eye of the tiger -Survivor

Breaking Up:
Where's Your Head At? - Basement Jaxx

Prom:
Stairway to Heaven - Led Zeppelin

Life's OK:
Summer of 69 - Bryan Adams

Mental Break down
Cmon Feel the noise- Slade

Driving:
Straight ''A''s in love - Johnny Cash

Flashback
Fields of Athenry - Shebeen

Getting Back Together
Get by with a little help - The Beatles

Birth of Child?
Children - Robert Miles

Requiem
Kids Song - Mic Christopher

Wedding:
Listen Girl - Mic Christopher

Final Battle:
The Whole of the Moon - The Waterboys

Death Scene:
Knocking on Heavens Door- Guns and Roses

Funeral Song:
Highway to hell -AC/DC

UU Coleraine secure Pool title after 10 year wait


Monday, 5th February '07


10 Years since their last victory at the HESPC Pool Team Intervarsities the University of Ulster, Coleraine secured their second ever title by defeating DCU in the Final held in the County Arms Hotel, Birr, Co. Offaly over the weekend.

UUC had been the strongest team across the weekend, and when they opened up a 6-2 lead in the first to eight frames final it looked like the writing was on the wall for the Dublin side. However they rallied to win two frames, before the northerners managed to secure two frames of their own through Wayne Lewis and John McAllister to push them over the finishing line on a scoreline of 8-4.