1. We have absolutely no idea where our purse is.. and for some
reason, that's ok.
2. We believe that dancing with our arms overhead and wiggling
our butts while yelling \"WOO-HOO\" is truly the sexiest dance move around.
3. We\'ve suddenly decided that we want to kick someone's ass and
honestly believe we could do it too.
4. In our last trip to pee, we realize that we now look more like
a homeless hooker than the goddess we started out as just 4 hours ago.
5. We drop our 3am sandwich/pizza slice/ on the
floor, pick it up and continue eating it like its >>nobody\'s
business.
6.We start crying and declare to everyone we see, including
people we barely know, that we love them SOOOO MUCH. hah this def sounds familiar!!
7. We get extremely excited and jump up and down every time a new song comes on because \"OH MY GOD, I LOVE THIS SONG!\"
8. We're suddenly full of profound spiritual wisdom... and so is the geek next to us.
9. We don\'t see anything wrong with making out with
profs/co-workers/boss or ahem alot of our fellow college boys should they be around
10. The urge to take off articles of clothing, get up on the table or bar and start to sing or dance becomes strangely
overwhelming to us.
11. Our eyes just won't seem to stay open by themselves, so we keep them half closed and think it looks incredibly sexy.
12. We've suddenly taken up smoking and we believe we\'re really good at it
13. We yell at the bartender who we believe has cheated us by
giving us just orange juice, but that's just because we can no longer taste the vodka.
14. We think we are in bed, but our pillow feels strangely like
the floor.. or like the mop.
15. We start every conversation with a slurred \"Don\'t take this the wrong way but..."
16. Our hugs begin to resemble wrestling take-down moves.
17. We are tired, but we are troopers so instead of going >>home,
we just sit on the floor wherever we are standing and take a
quick nap.
18. We take our shoes off because a) they're ridiculously
impractical.. but soo beautiful! b) We believe it's the shoes'
fault that we can't walk straight.
19. No matter what got broken, thrown up on, stolen, no matter
who said what or who went home with whoever else - we ALWAYS call each other the next day

Choose Life. Choose a job. Choose a career. Choose a family. Choose a fucking big television, choose washing machines, cars, compact disc players and electrical tin openers. Choose good health, low cholesterol, and dental insurance. Choose fixed interest mortage repayments. Choose a starter home. Choose your friends. Choose leisurewear and matching luggage. Choose a three-piece suite on hire purchase in a range of fucking fabrics. Choose DIY and wondering who the fuck you are on a Sunday morning. Choose sitting on that couch watching mind-numbing, spirit-crushing game shows, stuffing fucking junk food into your mouth. Choose rotting away at the end of it all, pishing your last in a miserable home, nothing more than an embarrassment to the selfish, fucked up brats you spawned to replace yourself.
Choose your future.
Choose life.

this you will read will make you appreciate what you have in life..............................

if you have never experienced the danger of battle,the agony of torture or the pangs of starvation.........you are ahead of 500 million people in this world.
if you can attend a church meeting without fear of harassment,arrest,torture or death.........you are blessed than 3billion people in this world....................
if you have food in the fridge,clothes on your back,a roof over your head and place to sleep.................you are richer than 75% of this world.........................
if you have money in the bank,in your wallet or purse and spare cash in a dish someplace........................y
 ou are among the top 8%of the worlds wealthy......................
if you can read this,you are so blessed because over two billion people
in the world that cannot read at all..........................

someone once said what goes round comes round.work like you dont need the money.love like you have never hurt.dance like nobodys watching.sing like nobodys listening.live like its heaven on earth.
never take advantage of what you got...............................
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