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hi, i'm allanah, im 16 but i don't feel any more mature & this year's went too quick.
jennifer smith,rhiannon ayres&christopher young complete me.
give me mayfair,strongbow or some form of banter & i'll love you.
















it's like forgetting the words,
to your favourite song,
you can't believe it,
you were always singing along
it was so easy,
and the words so sweet,
you can't remember,
you try to feel the beat..♪
Meine bessere Hälfte
Cuntfase

Cuntfase

she loves allanal. :) iloveyoubabs!! (L)

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Heyy, its zooey. 'Llannahpie dearest, you just got HACKED! ;) Just thought I'd let you && everyone else know how mych ily! Cause your the most randomly, amaze, funny, potate scone stoner I've ever met. I want to recount to you, 'Lannah's first joint! :L After a couple of doubies down the river, she turns around, and goes "zooey?!?! can we go to sommerfeild?!?! I need potatoe scones!!!! >:( " Lawls. Ilysfmalgsgc! ;)
(L)
lacey sturm ♥ - her speech before &quot;So I Thought&quot;
theres a lot of guys out there that mistreat girls & theres a lot of girls out there who mistreat guys & the whole thing about this is that i've made a lot of promises, promises to myself to my family to my friends to my god & i've broken a lot of promises & the thing about this song is that just because theres something in us that wants to say " you broke that promise, you're trash now, so you can just keep breaking it & breaking it - but the purpose of this song is to show you that because you feel bad about something it doesnt mean you can't stand up where ever you're at & something makes you think " well i have to go get to the back of the line and start again..." but what im saying in this song is you can stand up right where you are, learn from what happened & move on, you can make real promises & you dont have to feel like trash because you broke your promise to god or to yourself or to your family or whatever - if you keep on going you can make a new promise tonight
Smiley Face
ry. noodles. strongbow. river picnics. jordans pep talks. biology with manda. catty. treks in barrhead with zoey. potato scones ;) . flyleaf. new people. apple juice. purple ♥. promises. tesco toilets xD. treks with jenny. drunken moments with kirsty. blue/green eyes. -------'s smile. exam sex with amy. boxing day shopping sprees. holding hands. ken'chi matsuyama. death note. twilight. my mum.
Frowny Face
me. rain. dead scrambled eggs ><. french. chemistry. bitches. my dad. pigeons. being let down. broken promises. meaningless words. no money. arguments. materialistic people. being grounded.
Christopher Young
you mean the world to me. you're more than a best friend. you're fucking family. i love you ♥
Jennie&Ry
idk what i would do without either of you. without you's id be lost. yous mean everything <3
Gid Times With Ryy :}
dancing with Ry in mcdonalds (: - we got a stalker in braehead - he wis hefty sexy :L ahaa he thought we were beans >< - in waterstones " Dyslexia- A teenagers Guide" :L - Staying at Ry's watching the emo kid video :L . discovering a talented wee singer in myself :L " Charlieee I want you, Charliee I need you, in my pants tonight...Charleeeeeeeeeeeee" ♪ :L :P .ilh :P x xmas eve when i discovered that me and Ry were Alex's parents D; ... clearly alex gets her height from ry :P Glasgow with Ry " I want to stop smoking " "good for you. " :L :L Looking through some wee brochure See an ad for mexico...."Ry i want to go there on our honeymoon :D " Keep looking and find some beds " Ry i want that bed" :L "Allanah i killed the baby i was having D; " "How the fuck did yi manage that ? " "I wasnt eating" "So now our babies are dead yi feel like tucking inty a chippy ? :O " :L Allanah Ryy & Alex..... "PINKY.....PROMISE" :L Blink 182 ♪:

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Are you scared of creepy creatures?: no
Are you scared of cockroaches?: no
Do you get scared in the dark?: no
What is your favorite day of the week?: saturday
Your dream car: one that has a roof that folds down
Your dream vacation: new york (L)
In your next birth, you would love to be: a bird (:
In your past birth, you must have been: a caterpillar (i)
Your favorite pizza topping is: sweetcorn >_<
How many kids do you want to have?: two
Last TV channel you watched: Comedy Central i think
What are you wearing right now?: a towel, a t-shirt and a sock ;D
What do you wear at night in bed?: pyjamas ?
Your favorite toy in childhood: a huge pongo teddy that i got (:
How many teeth do you have?: idk ><
When did you last visit the dentist?: a few weeks ago
Which toothpaste do you use?: colgate
Your preferred toilet paper brand: andrex - cause of the puppy (:
Three things you can: fags, money, friends.
If you had one person to take with you on a deserted island, it would be: Jennie or Chris (:
Your dream celebrity date: Ken'Chi Matsuyama <3
Do you believe in aliens?: nah
Do you believe in ghosts and such?: nope
Favorite cocktail: idk
Favorite fruit: watermelon
Favorite flower: idk - white roses ?
Have you puked at a party?: no
You would love to get a tattoo done on your: back ,wrists, ankle, shoulder :)
Have you pretended to be sick to avoid someone or some meeting?: to avoid school (i)
Do you cry easily?: no
Do you swear a lot?: yup
Favorite body part in the opposite sex: smile
Corniest pickup line used by you on someone: you have 206 bones in your body, want another? ;D
Corniest pickup line someone used on you: if you were a mcdonalds, you'd be a mcgorgeous ;D
What: Aj >_<
What: LlanahPie ;D
Have you ever been caught in an embarrassing situation by your parents?: not by MY parents >.<
The food you hate to eat: fish D;
Your favorite breakfast cereal: Honey Loops <3
Do you have any pets?: nah
If yes, describe your pets: -
Which is your favorite holiday?: so far.. ? ibiza (L)
Have you ever been drunk out of your mind?: prolly
Ever been in a car accident?: 3 (:
The boy band you secretly listen to: McFly :$
The body part you would love to get pierced: i want my lip re-done, my hips & either my septum or a scaffolding
When did you last diet to lose weight?: i've never dieted
What is the first thing you do in the morning when you wake up?: pee :)
Do you read newspapers or books in the toilet?: neither
Are you in love with someone these days?: yes
Would you date a hottie who is totally dumb?: no
Has anyone slapped you on the face?: yup ;D
What is the color of the underwear you are wearing?: red & white
Which is your favorite underwear brand?: i don't have one
What is your favorite denim brand?: none?
If you could afford a fashion designer, it would be: someone eccentric
Your first cell phone was: a shitey wee one that had snake on it (LL)
Do you prefer to text or talk on the phone?: text
Are you a sensitive person?: no
Would you go for a one night stand?: no
The romantic movie you like most: The Notebook or A Walk To Remember <3
The action movie you like most: Die Hard (L)
Do you believe in heaven and hell?: no
Which is your most memorable trip with friends?: Clydeside Saturdays
Which newspaper do you read daily?: none
The magazines you like to read: Kerrang
Your first job was: i haven't had a job
Did you have a best friend in school?: yeah
Which email service do you use most?: msn
Have you ever walked to save money?: yea
Where do you shop for clothes?: anywhere tbh
What was your pocket money as a kid?: £10
Can you talk to someone for long hours on the phone?: Craig
Do you like taking stupid surveys like these?: sometimes
If yes, do you have too much free time?: not really
One memory you wish you could erase: i can't say
Any sport, you are really good at: i usedty be good at athletics
In your purse, you keep a photo of: nothing ? ;D
Do you take any medicine daily?: no
Have you ever lied about your age?: yes
The last person you kissed was: idk
The last country you visited: idk
Do you need music while you are studying?: yip
A song you loved as a kid: anything by The Spice Girls <3
Any kiddie song you still remember: Guns n Roses - Knockin' on Heavens Door
Habits you hate in others: being two-faced? if thats a habit ;D
On a scale of one to ten how obnoxious is this survey?: 6
One habit of yours, you wish you could change?: biting my nails
Do you brush twice a day?: yup
How much time do you take to get ready in the morning?: depends on what day it is
Are you a day person or a night person?: night
Your favorite cartoon character: scrappy-doo <3
Have you made a complete fool of yourself anytime?: yup
Any word or sentence you repeat often: fsfsfs
Describe your computer monitor: a black and grey packard bell with an iPod cable attatched to it
One book you are dying to read: Dear John - Nicholas Sparks
One movie you are dying to see: Eclipse ;D
One music album you are dying to hear: the one MCR should be releasing
How much time did you take to complete this survey?: idc
Don: kina (:

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1. Have you ever thought you were dying but you were actually just pregnant?
nope :)

2. Do you find smoking cigarettes unattractive?
no

4. Who were you last on the phone with?
my mum

5. Why did you last cry?
i watched a sad film ;D

6. Is there anyone who doesn't like you?
probably :)

7. Is there a person of the opposite sex who means a lot to you?
a few

8. What was the reason behind the last time you laughed uncontrollably?​​​​
my sister did something cute (=

9. Have you ever had sex with someone while they're passed out?
nope :)

10. Do you hate the last person you kissed?
nope (:

11. When is the last time you attended a church service?
about 2 years ago

12. Do you know anyone that smokes weed?
yeah

13. How many cigarettes have you smoked today?
3

14. How often do you listen to music?
everyday

15. So you remember the first time you kissed the last person you did. But do they do?
probably

16. Who is your favorite singer?
lacey sturm

17. Would you run around a neighborhood at night without a shirt for 500 dollars?
depending on how high the exchange rate was

18. To get with someone of the opposite sex, have you ever faked being drunk?
no

19. Do you remember when the ice cream truck came, you had a heart attack of excitement?
oh totally, becuase ice cream makes my heart weak

20. How fast does your mood change?
quite fast

21. I bet you miss someone today?
yeah a couple of people

22. What are you listening to?
owl city

23. Do you know anyone who has been arrested?
yeah

24. Would you ever date someone who was gorgeous but they had a conceited attitude?
no

25. Could you ever be friends with someone who hurt you badly?
yea

26. Have you ever laughed at something that wasn't meant to be funny
yup :$

27. Would your parents be mad if you came home drunk?
probably not.

28. Do you like to cuddle or does it freak you out?
depends

29. Could you handle a long distance relationship?
yeah

30. Have you ever fallen asleep in someones arms?
yeah ><

31. Will you be sleeping alone tonight?
oh no - jennie should be here soon ;D

32. Listen to Miley Cyrus for 3 hours straight or go skydiving?
SKYDIVING! :|

33. Have you ever run over an animal?
i pogo-sticked over my cat once..

34. How are you currently feeling?
tired

35. Can you recall the last time you cared about someone a lot?
yeah

36. Do you drink alcohol with the purpose on throwing up?
no

37. Why would you do that?
idk

38. Have you ever stayed up at night waiting for someone to call/text you?
yeah ><

39. What were you doing at midnight last night?
sleeping

40. Do you think anyone's thinking about you right now?
probably not (:

41. Could you go the rest of your life without drinking alcohol?
nope

42. Do you plan on sleeping in tomorrow?
nah

43. Can you honestly say you listen to all kinds of music?
yeah

44. Have you ever physically fought over the opposite sex?
no

45. Do you always answer your phone?
if i can find it

46. Is there someone you used to talk to every single day that you don't talk to at all anymore?
yeah =\

47. What do you think of girls/boys that play games with people's hearts?
cunts ?

48. What did you last buy online?
coldplay tickets for my mum & dad

49. How long is your hair?
about shoulder length?

50. Did you know anybody that has committed suicide?
yeah =\

51. Honestly, have you ever murdered someone?
oh yeah, cause ill just admit shit like that over the internet :L

52. Anything you're excited for?
flyleafs new album, my birthday & hollywood undead

53. Ever kissed a blonde haired, green eyed person?
i think so (:

54. Do you have a deep dark secret?
nah

55. Have you ever had a boy best friend?
i do (:

56. How many people in your top friends have you kissed?
18 out of 32 :L - thats like 60% D;

57. Is there someone who meant a lot to you at one point, and isn't around now?
kinna

58. Are you afraid to tell your true feelings?
no

59. Is there anyone you would seriously punch right now if you had the chance?
probably

60. Will this upcoming weekend be a good one?
i hope so

61. Have you kissed more than 10 people this year?
:L yeah

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1.What is your name?
Allanah Perrie

2.How old are you?
15

3.Who are your best friends?
too many - but liek mainones are ry,zoey,stephen & jennie (L)

4.Do you have a bf/gf?
jennie ;)

5.Are you happy with your life?
its alright :)

6.And your love life?
"/ could be a hell of a lot better

7.What's one thing you want right now?
noodles

8.Are you currently missing anyone?
yeah. they know who they are.

9. have you had a gf/bf in the past month?
yup =\

10.Have you had a gf/bf in the past 6 months?
yup ;D

11.When was the last time you went shopping?
monday. i bought fags :)

12.What's your msn screenname?
[i] [c=23] Reptar [/c=23] [c=15] L.O.V.E's just another word [/c=15]

13.What's your bebo username?
SosYerFace_xD

14.What phone have you got?
some form of walkman

15.What time was your last text message received?
22.01

16.When time was your last text message sent?
17.58

17.What does the 5th message in your inbox say?
Cause i still like you as i did last time x x not too incriminating 0.o :L

18.Who is the 10th contact in your phonebook?
Becca Vengenz

19.Do you get along with your parents?
i only know my mum, butme & my step dad are ok :)

20.How many siblings do you have?
2 half brothers & 2 half sisters (meant to be 3)

21.Who makes you happy?
My friends

22.Are your family close?
Yeah

23.Are you in love?
Definetly.

24.How many times have you gotten drunk?
Too many

25.Ever tried drugs?
Ayeep

26.Do you want children?
2 please (:

27.Do you believe in yourself?
Nop

28.What age do you want to get married?
Im not sure

29.How do you want to die?
Quickly

30.What are your fears?
Losing everyone

31.What's your favorite place to go shopping?
Glasgow

32.Do you think you have ever been in love?
Yeah

33.Answer truthfully, do you care what people think of you?
Too much

34.Have you ever punched someone in the face?
Yeah ;D

35.What are your views on abortion?
Its their choice

36.Do you smoke?
Yeah

37.Who in your close family smokes?
All of them

38.Which do you prefer, pink or purple?
PURPLE

39.How many pets do you own?
None D;

40.Do you prefer touch-screen or button phones?
Button

41.IPod or iTunes?
iPod

42.Do you own an MP3?
Nop

43.Do you own an iPod?
Yup

44.If you do, what type of iPod?
A 120G classic (L)

45.Who do you get along with most, boys or girls?
Boys. - theres too much drama with most girls tbh

47.What do you think of beyonce?
Despised. ¬¬

48.Do you watch skins?
Yeah :)

49.How often do you lie?
 
Whenever my mum asks me something

50.What is your favorite style of music?
Anything apart from that chipmunk shyte & Muse

53.Have you seen dirty dancing?
Yeahh

51.Look to your left, name 3 things you can see?
Craigs scarf, posters & my mighty boosh tee

52.How many people, on average, do you text each day?
3 or 4

54.Do you prefer 50cent or Jay-z?
Neither

55.Have you kissed anyone named Josh?
Prolly

56.Do your parents live together?
Nop

57.Are you a virgin?
Yup

58.Shopping or cinemas?
Shopping

59.What colour are your curtains?
Purple & white

60.How many messages have you sent from your phone? (You can check via settings, calls, time&cost, message counter, or something like that)
369 ;)

61.What's your favorite alcoholic beverage?
Strongbow (L)

62.How long have you known the 3rd person in your top friends?
About a year :)

63.Have you enjoyed this quiz?
Aye (:

64.Anything to say before you go?
I really want noodles..

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    • to remind me why jennie's my best friend.

      jennie was being fucked about by some bum-bum so i made her feel better ;;


      "you're the colin to my justin
      the britney to my k-fed
      the lady to my gaga
      the jed to my ward
      the penis to my vagina
      the lube to my bum"


        she then replied ;


       LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
      aw i love you allanah :')

      then i saids ;;

      i love you too & if anyone hurts you agains i will reach into their mouth, unscrew their penis & make them chew that fucker down !




      & the fact that i'd prolly attempt that makes Jennie my best friend :)

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    • you make the rules up as you go, so ive gone & made some of my own ♥

      Are you a jealous person?
      sometimes

      What's the reason behind your bebo song?
      i like the song :]

      Do you enjoy facebook?
      no

      Your last ex is on the side of the road, on fire. What do you do?
      laugh

      Your best friend tells you she's pregnant. What is your reaction?
      ill be there for her (:

      When was the last time you wanted to punch someone in their face?
      a few weeks ago

      What was the last thing you cried about?
      i missed someone.

      Who was the last person to send you a text message?
      steve

      Last person who called you?
      steve

      Do you think someone is thinking about you right now?
      im not sure. prolly not.

      Is it easier to forgive or forget?
      forgive

      What do you say to the statement “Love is suicide."
      id say its a bit emo.

      Do you believe what goes around comes around?
      yeah.

      Is anyone protective over you?
      a couple of my friends (:

      Are you waiting for anything?
      tonight!

      Do you get over things easy?
      no

      Do you have a good relationship with your mum?
      yeah, :)

      Ready for winter to come?
      kinna (:

      What is your current mood?
      excited

      Who was the last person to carry you?
      SuperDan!

      Do you know what you want to be when you grow up?
      a teacher 8-|

      What are you currently listening to?
      The Rumour - YM@6

      Do you wish someone would turn up at your front door right now?
      yeah

      What were you doing at 12 am last night?
      this.

      What's under your bed?
      big boxes with all my films in them ^_^

      Has someone ever called you handsome
      oh yes all the time 8-) :L

      Are you wearing shorts?
      yeah =D

      Do you miss anyone?
      yeah, lots.

      Do you like messages or comments better
      comments

      What are you drinking?
      nothing (:

      Are you an asshole?
      yeah

      Love really is a beautiful thing, huh?
      not really. it can get ugly.

      Did anything dramatic go down yesterday?
      not overly dramatic anyway

      Are you afraid to stay home all alone?
      no, i make noodles :)

      Have you ever walked away from someone who was yelling at you?
      yea ;D

      Do you ignore people when you're mad/upset with them?
      yea :]

      Have you ever slept in the same bed with anyone on your top friends?
      yup

      Has anyone licked you in the past week?
      yea! 2 people :L

      When you say you don't care do you mean it?
      not all the time

      Do you plan on sleeping in tomorrow?
      at night yea

      How often do you hold back from saying what you are thinking?
      like not long lmao

      Do you like to take walks?
      yea

      Can you recall the last time you liked someone a lot?
      yeah

      Do you have any tattoos?
      give it a couple of years..

      Are you short?
      nah (:

      Who was the last person you hugged?
      my sister :)

      Your phone is ringing. Its an ex. What do you say?
      idk ..

      Did anything brighten up your day today?
      the sun ;D

      How are you feeling at this exact moment?
      excited & chirpy

      Do you think you're a good friend?
      i hope so

      Would you rather have roommates or live alone?
      roommates = partyy !

      Do you have any scars?
      a couple

      Will you be in a relationship next month?
      probably not :)

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      time started: 23:50
      name: allanah
      nickname(s) LlanahPie, Lanny, Lanna, Aj, Lanny-Bum & Reptar ><
      birthday 19th november
      where were you born a hospital
      do you still live there ofc fs 8-)
      zodiac sign scorpio
      height 5"8
      hair color dark brown
      do you like it nopes
      what does it look like ...brown..so.. POOP!
      eye color hazel but they go green sometimes
      do you like it yaaa
      contacts or glasses my eyesights perfect
      shoe size 6
      grade 5th year
      GPA ........?
      siblings 2 brothers 3 sisters
      piercings ears

      favorite

      color purple
      scent your mothers jizz.
      show idk
      candy candy canes :)
      gum idk
      drink strongbow
      food noodles
      pizza topping salami C:
      book idk
      fruit grapes
      vegetable sweetcorn (:
      time of day sunset/sunrise (:
      month july
      day of the week saturday
      season summer
      magazine Kerrang (:
      font lucinda calligraphy 8-|
      shampoo VO5
      name Ava/Aaron (:
      number 19
      phrase fsfsfs
      store idk
      accessory idk
      channel 368
      weekend activity catty + casual sex with jennie
      house color ..:S
      animal polar bear
      board game frustration ^^
      story from childhood alice in wonderland :)

      have you ever

      been on a plane yep
      been on a train yep
      been on a bus yep
      been in a taxi yep
      been in a car accident yup
      burned something yaa
      went out of the country yep
      broken the law yep
      lost something valuable yep
      met a celebrity ed minton has my heart (L)
      cried in public yup
      had a cavity nope
      shopped at abercrombie and fitch nup
      prank called anyone yea
      faked sick yup
      fallen from a tree nups
      climbed a tree yeaa
      slept outside yup
      broken a bone yup
      choked no
      passed out yea
      been to disney world yup - twice
      made a model volcano nups :(

      the last

      phone call 2 seconds ago
      thing bought my dads birthday present
      thing said oh my god ><
      time you cried today
      thing you ate honey loops
      shoes you wore ...shoes...

      future

      occupation teacher
      place to live a house.?
      kids two plz
      car idk
      what are you doing tomorrow idk

      friends

      best friend jennie & ry & christ :)
      loudest ry
      silliest jennie
      craziest hayley
      calmest lorna when shes not drunk
      nicest christ
      meanest none D;
      the one you have but don't want i want them all your mum =[
      smartest lorna
      most hyper amy/hayley/jennie
      weirdest idk DX

      pick one

      pepsi-coke pepsi
      sprite-7-up 7up
      gold-silver silver
      vanilla-chocolate chocolate
      flowers-candy candy
      book-magazine magazine
      tv-radio tv
      half empty-half full none.. its just a half glass.. ¬¬
      crayons-markers crayons :]
      sun-moon moon
      hot-cold hot
      dog-cat dog
      jeans-shorts shorts
      waffles-pancakes waffles
      florida-cali califonia

      first thing that comes to mind when you hear...

      yellow butter
      lipstick sticky
      school work
      slippers housecoat
      lawn mower grass
      iceland kerry katona
      greenland snow
      harry potter ghay
      rooster cock
      bill clinton geek
      whipped cream onnomnom
      mattress springy
      lollypop framing hanley
      love _____
      panties your mothers

      are you

      annoying sometimes
      loud yeah
      quiet sometimes
      random lil bit
      perky idk
      happy sometimes
      sad sometimes
      crazy yup
      smart sometimes
      calm rarely
      what time is it! 00:15 D;

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    • Cuntfase
      luv Cuntfase

      we make up the most amazing names tbh ftw btw ;)

      4 Tage her
    • Heatherr.
      Heatherr.

      2 days baybeh (6) ( 8 ) :D

      xox

      5 Tage her
    • Dory.
      Dory.

      -.



      Thank you pet. ^^;

      .xx

      6 Tage her
    • Cuntfase
      luv Cuntfase

      i'vehadyoureverything
      ;)
      <3

      1 Woche her
    • Cuntfase
      luv Cuntfase

      happy birthday to choo
      happy birthday to choo
      happy birthday to allanah ;D
      happy birthday to choo (L)

      i love my allanah oh so much btw tbh ;)

      2 Wochen her
    • Cuntfase
      luv Cuntfase

      ooooooh kinky shiz ;) (6)

      2 Wochen her
    • Lil' Dick.
      luv Lil' Dick.

      LMFAO!
      aw man nah i wish but only got a guitar pick.

      2 Wochen her
    • Shorty
      luv Shorty

      awww goood!

      im actually going out to dinner before it haha


      my mate daniels taking me so we'll get mwi on the train there.


      I FUCKING MISS YOU!

      3 Wochen her
    • Cuntfase
      luv Cuntfase

      Romp

      1. To chill.
      2. To blaze.
      3. To rock.
      4. To have sex.

      Can be also be said "rompING, rompER, or rompED"
      "Yo man, lets just go romp."
      "Shit I'm burning out, lets go romp agian"
      "That dude is so cool, he fucking ROMPS!"
      "Remeber that chick I was talking to last night? Ya, we romped HARD."









      Queef

      Queef or alternatively quife, vart, and pussy fart are slang terms which refer to vaginal flatulence. The term fanny fart is also commonly used in Britain, Australia, and to a lesser degree, Ireland.

      LMFAO♥

      3 Wochen her
    • Cuntfase
      luv Cuntfase

      my skin is so true about you ;D
      xxx

      3 Wochen her
    • Short'Arse.
      Short'Arse.

      iloveyou:D
      put that pic on bebo of me n u ;)
      so i can can copy it:P :L
      plzzzz?
      xxxxx

      4 Wochen her
    • Lil' Dick.
      Lil' Dick.

      awwwwh.
      yeah well i was gonna go to glasgow green with my mammy but when we went to the car i was sick so my mammy didn't take me anywhere. (n)
      xxxxxxxxxxx

      4 Wochen her
    • Lil' Dick.
      Lil' Dick.

      aw good.
      go out tonight?
      aw thnx! (L)
      xxxxxxxxxxx

      4 Wochen her
    • Nutini.
      Nutini.

      skins not even fucking funny sad fuck

      4 Wochen her
    • Lil' Dick.
      Lil' Dick.

      hiyaa (:
      ino man!
      i'm not bad thnx&you ?
      xxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

      4 Wochen her
    • Cuntfase
      luv Cuntfase

      iya hottie ;)
      naa i don't give a fuck
      lmao
      aye i give head yi know
      don't forget i also give it to you ;)
      the nun got turned on and had sex with the disabled child D:
      sexaaaaaaaaaay
      ♥

      4 Wochen her
    • MarkyyMassacre.
      MarkyyMassacre.

      Okiee :P I thought i was on your to do list :O teehee its markyyboyy@hotmail.co.uk uuft yer your gettin it from me :P btw catyy this weekend? Kinkytime yaa meeen ;D teehee ily ^^; xxxxxxx

      5 Wochen her via Handy
    • BeccaVengenz
      BeccaVengenz

      This Bitch Has To Get A Life....

      Look At this Allanah And Scroll Down :)

      The Cow Has No Friends Tbh.

      http://scenefail.tumblr.com/page/9

      5 Wochen her
    • Nick McKirdy
      Nick McKirdy

      Liking the Kanye West picture. How's life?

      5 Wochen her
    • Short'Arse.
      luv Short'Arse.

      iiloveyou!:D

      6 Wochen her