1 - Joker

[x] You have a dark sense of humour.
[x] People often tell you you're 'crazy', 'weird', 'a freak' and other words to that effect.
[ ] You like wearing bright colours even if they clash.
[x] You don't tend to make a lot of sense.
[ ] You are self-obsessed.
[ ] You will do anything for a laugh.
[x] You can't laugh at yourself very easily.
[x] You're smiling a lot of the time.
[x] You are intelligent.
[ ] You like to be the centre of attention.
[x] You enjoy the work of the Marx Brothers.

Total: 6

2 - Two-Face

[ ] You are a Gemini.
[x] You seem to have two sides to you that different people see.
[ ] You have taken revenge on a bully.
[x] You have/had a burn or scar or something similar visible for over two months. (granted it's small, but still...)
[x] You believe in chance and fate.
[x] You tend to be paranoid.
[x] You consider yourself unattractive.
[x] You feel no-one can truly like/love you for who you are.
[x] You have trouble making decisions by yourself.
[ ] Blackmail is a completely acceptable method to use in getting what you want.

Total: 7

3 - Penguin

[x] You love birds.
[x] You consider yourself a complete gentleman/lady.
[x] You have/had an overprotective mother.
[x] You always keep an umbrella in your bag just in case.
[ ] You are always dressed smartly.
[x] You were/are bullied in your youth.
[ ] You consider yourself obese.
[ ] You have a lot of connections.
[ ] You want to work with animals in some way.
[ ] You want to run your own nightclub.

Total: 5

4 - Scarecrow

[ ] You like to scare people.
[x] You have a reclusive nature.
[x] Your life is ruled by research/work.
[ ] You are scared of birds.
[ ] You are tall and skinny.
[ ] You take/have taken psychology at school/university/college.
[ ] You feel your parents were loveless towards you.
[ ] You were born out of wedlock.
[ ] You used to pick on animals as a child by hurting them or scaring them.
[ ] You have/had religious fanatics in your family.

Total: 2

5 - Riddler

[x] You love puzzles and riddles.
[ ] You have red/ginger hair.
[ ] You have OCD.
[x] You are quirky.
[x] You consider yourself a 'smooth talker'.
[x] You are an intellectual.
[x] You get high marks on your texts/exams.
[ ] Most of your body is covered in tattoos.
[x] You seldom win in physical fights.
[x] You complete computer games with ease.

Total: 7

6 - Mr Freeze

[x] You prefer cold weather.
[ ] You want to be cryogenically frozen.
[x] You have lost a loved one to a terminal illness.
[ ] You go/have gone to boarding school.
[x] You are a loner.
[ ] You go all out to hurt someone who hurt you.
[x] You would do anything for the one you love.
[x] Winter is your favourite season.
[x] You have poor blood circulation.

Total: 6

7 - Ra's Al Ghul

[ ] You are manipulative.
[x] You would love to get rid of everything and start the world again from scratch.
[x] You want perfect environmental balance.
[ ] Science is/was your favourite subject.
[x] You consider yourself a spiritual person.
[ ] You consider your age to not be an issue.
[ ] You want a son.
[ ] You keep yourself fit.
[x] You want to live forever.
[x] You see the world as decadent and corrupt.

Total: 5

8 - Bane

[x] You consider yourself as physically strong.
[ ] You go the gym a lot.
[ ] You have an addictive personality.
[ ] You have been to prison.
[x] When you were younger, you had a teddybear that you took everywhere.
[x] You had a classical education.
[ ] You have/had nightmares involving bats.
[ ] You are violent.
[x] You do not explain your actions.
[ ] You have a Mexican heritage.

Total: 4

9 - Clayface

[x] You like B-Movies.
[ ] You want to be an actor/actress.
[x] You are a good liar.
[ ] You make sculptures.
[ ] You enjoy the work of Boris Karloff.
[ ] You have had plastic surgery.
[x] You have been in a car accide

80 Questions You Probably Werent Asked Today...

1. How do you honestly feel about flamingoes?

Well, they make nice lawn-decorations in The Sims, um, and... they're not actually pink when they're young... all the shrimp they eat dyes their feathers. SOMETHING LIKE THAT.

2. What were you doing at midnight last night?

Trying to sleep.

3. What was the last adjective someone used to describe you?

'Sweet'

4. Whats a four-letter word beginning with the first letter of your last name?

V... Veal... ew...

5. What do you order from Taco Bell?

Taco Bell no exista en Inglaterra.

So... let's say... Burger King! I order the #10 meal... 4 chicken strips and chips!

6. Whats the most romantic spoken language, in your opinion?

French is very very nice...

7. Who first taught you how to shuffle a deck of cards?

My brother, although... Velma from Scooby Doo gave the wrong impression of shuffling Scooby Snacks...

8. What is a pet-peeve that bothers you but shouldnt?

I don't like too much chatspeak... fair enough, I use it with texting, but, that's only because my mobile only allows me about 200 characters.

Also, I don't like being judged. For god's sake, at least get to know someone before you turn your nose up at them. You may think that I don't dress fashionably (comfortable clothes are the best option)... NEWSFLASH, I may think that bleaching your hair, cutting it into this crazy combination of apple-bob/spiky, wearing comic-book hoodies, and wearing gigantic aviator sunglasses is dumb... ¬_¬ (Yes, scene kids can be very judgemental...)

9. Do you say 'oh my god' too much?

Probably....

10. Where would you sail your new sailboat to?

Well, first, I'd have to call my friendy with boating experience -> EMMA! I suppose I'd ask her to sail me to the arctic, because she's always wanted to see a real polar bear/walrus/seal! (I'm guessing.)

11. Could you live on a deserted island for a week?

Not really...

12. Would you eat creamed corn for a quarter?

So... I suppose this is tinned sweetcorn?
NO NO NO NO NO NO NO.
(Mama mia mama mia mama mia figaro...)
I don't think we human beans are meant to eat sweetcorn anyway... it's vile... (dunno how I used to like it...) and it doesn't digest!

13. Do you write sad poetry and call it the art of your soul?

No, it's a bit sad... *pun*

14. Have you ever jumped off something taller than you were?

Nope! Safety-limits, people!

15. What is your favorite dessert?

Cheese and crackers.
...
>_>
WHAT?
It's classed as 'dessert' at every restaurant I've been to...

16. What kind of drunk are you?

I'm a very lightweight drinker.... I got drunk on holiday this year... and kind of... got really giggly, and stumbled all over the place.

17. Has your music taste changed in the last two years?

Not really, since I like a bit of everything~

18. Do you have a map?

Nope.

19. Whats your most favorite month of all?

December... Christmas-time!

20. Ever made up words and kept using them?

Nope...

21. Do you believe your Zodiac sign fits you?

I'm the goat... and I'm the virgin... virgo = creative, inspired, perfectionist... goat = stubborn. Yep!

22. Last rebellious act you performed?

Ordering something off Amazon without permission?

23. Whats your favorite brand of soap?

Dove.

24. Would you ever skydive?

It'd be fun!

25. Why are you filling this out?

I wanna.

26. What unnatural color would you dye your hair?

Blondey-orange!

27. How do you like your eggs?

Scrambled. Poached. On toast. Nom.

28. Have you ever seen a bald eagle?

Nope.

29. Whats your favorite sea creature?

Manatees and dolphins!

30. Do you have a ceiling fan located in your room?

No... I have a desk fan though...

31. When was the last time you went out of state?

Out of my county, in other words, American-quiz-writer... ><
Um, I went to Bristol airport on holiday... that's

(x) Walked/stood bare foot in the snow/rain
( ) Snorted sherbet
(x) Ordered so much take-out you practically puked
( ) Got drunk to the point of temporarily comatosing yourself
( ) Sang the whole of High School Musical full pelt in your underwear

Score: 2

(x) Stayed awake for more than 72 hours
( ) Snaffled traffic cones in the middle of the night
(x) Randomly spout a really bad attempt at a funny accent infront of strangers
(x) Randomly take off your shoes in the street
( ) Made dirty jokes publicly not caring who is listening

Score: 5

( ) Played with a flame til your hand goes black
( ) Laid in the middle of a road for kicks
( ) Crossed a road with your eyes closed
(x) Skipped/sang in a busy shopping street despite weird looks
( ) Done a handstand/cartwheel in a public loo

Score: 6

(x) Created a dictionary of your own weird words or phrases
( ) Randomly cut pieces of your hair off
(x) Coloured your hair with felt tip pen/ permanent marker
( ) Burned your hair to see what happens
(x) Sniffed nail varnish remover.

Score: 9

(x) Listened to rave full pelt as a lullaby (HELL YEAH!)
( ) Played computer solitaire for 12 hours straight until you couldn’t see the screen
( ) Wrote a porn story to see if you could
(x) Stopped mid step to see if someone will walk into you
( ) Had a staring contest with a cat and won

Score: 11

(x) Had a name calling war with your mam/ dad
( ) Rang someone, shouted a rude word and hung up
( ) Called a friend at 4 in the morning and ask them what they are up to
( ) Smoked a freshly popped party popper
(x) Acted out a Disney movie scene

Score: 13

( ) Watched a DVD 30 times in a row in 1 day
( ) Stayed in the rain so long your underwear gets soaked
( ) Shove chopsticks up your nose and start doing the YMCA
( ) Gnawed on your mobile out of starvation
( ) Sneezed so hard you kicked someone

Score: 13

( ) Shoved your foot/ sock in someone’s face/ mouth
( ) Lay face down in the middle of a corridor
(x) Slid down the stairs on your arse
(x) Played swing ball so hard the ball flies off
(x) Played on the Playstation Eye Toy til your arms are numb just to keep a high score

Score: 16

(x) Bought a book and finished it 2 hours later
( ) Drawn on yourself with glow stick liquid.
(x) Took/ had an embarrassing picture of someone/ you sleeping
( ) Snored so loud you woke yourself up
( ) Stared into space for 3 hours without moving a muscle

Score: 18

( ) Slammed on your bike brakes so hard you flew over the handle bars
(x) Gotten injured and had to contemplate whether it hurts when it clearly does
(x) Pressed your face into a shop/ your house window
(x) Locked someone in the porch/conservatory or back garden and forget they’re there
( ) Pulled a goldfish's tail to see what happens

Score: 33

( ) Sang out loud in the middle of a class
( ) Danced on the table whether you be roaring drunk or stone cold sober
( ) Blasphemed while at church or in RE
( ) Itched so hard you bled
( ) Flicked your blood at someone when they laugh at your pain

Score: 33

(x) Spent hours being locked out to find you actually have your keys
(x) Loose your glasses/ sunglasses on your head
(x) Laugh so hard you hyperventilate
(x) Sat upside down on a chair
( ) Read aloud in class while hold the text upside down

Score: 37

( ) Made a mini sculpture with hot melting wax with your bare hands
(x) Picked up something so hot you blister yourself and not realise til days later
( ) Stirred acidic chemicals with your fingers
(x) Put a spider in the loo to see if it can swim
(x) Stared at the sun because someone said to not to

Score: 40

( ) Done a rain dance and have it work
( ) Laugh manically as you burn your school work at the end of the year
( ) Made a sherbet and lemonade bomb
(x) Read/ heard something and forget it milliseconds later
( ) Got a part of your body jammed between a set of bars (Wrist)

Score: 41

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