mr zoomble. is a rodent he loooves 2 cycle! one day mr zommble was gettin reddy for the tour de " kitchen floor that resides in france " as mr zoomble is only 2 inches tall then he couldnt take part in the proper bike race thing. BUT then he thought "wot the hell" and went 2 france 2 race in that big bike race thing that is in france.

the competator where all lined up all 200000 of them and there in the middle was a mouse.... it was m,r zoomble he has made it to the tour de france.....

the race martial shot the starting pistol promptly killin the favorite 2 win by the bullet. Off they biked peddaling reral quick *like mad catterpillars havin spasems in a discarded plastic bottles because they r running out of air* then just as mr zommble got off the startin line the was run over by a random dog on a unicycle called Dingo.

for 7 days mr zoomble sat dieing on the road with his littel biek next 2 him but then.... some randomly glowing liquid in a bottle * with a spaseming caterpiller in it * rolled over 2 him. he was 5.2 seconds off diein gov thirst. so he drank the stragle radioactive liquid!


HE TURNED INTO A MOOSE AND RAN ALL THE WAY 2 NIGERIA WHERE HE RETIRED 2 A PEACEFUL LIFE... 2 DAYS LATER AFTER ALL HIS TRAUMA HE WAS EETEN BY 100 RABID RABBITS WITH MUTANT TEETH AND A T-REX.

the end

( exept a vulture swallowed his eer )

I CANT GIV US LUV DRAN THE TROUSERERS!

but.............

i can giv us a story / saga

about trousers!

CHAPTER 1:

bob the trouser leg was sitting on a ridge with a sheep! the sheep said "howdy bob! its a bit windy 2day " bob replies " na ana na a BANANA! " * bob blows off the hill * the sheep ( called mary ) cries " no not the only trouser leg left in the world! "( bob was the only trouser leg left ! the last of an endangered species... this was because of the growin pest problem as the legs ate all the cabbages of the world ) ov corse the SADults of the world couldnt have all the cabbages gone or what would they feed us poor children?
so the adults droped a weed killin bomb on the world and watched laughing as the species died out! WRITHING IN PAIN!
luckily bob the trouser leg had just invented a pesticide balloon 2 put on his head so he could breeth in the " unlikley event " that sum random shizzle shoud drop a pesticide bomb!
now he fell and died, the sheep died 2!

A STRONG GUST OF WIND BLEW RUSSEL THE SHEEP DOWN THE HILL. THE RED ARROW SHOW THE PATH OF DECLINE.

FORTUNATLEY RUSSEL THE SHEEP AQUIRED NO CRITICAL INGURYS ( yer like )

UNFORTUNATLY THE WOOL WAS NO LONGER USEABLE DUE TO THE MUD HARDENED COATING.

INSTEAD IT WAS LEFT IN THE TANNING SALON UNTIL IT WENT ORANGE AND WAS USED FOR A CHEEP ORANGE SHIRT ( pon's )

U CAN STILL SEE THE SHEEP 2 DAY AND IF U GET REALY CLOSE 2 THE ISLAND ON THE NORTH PASIFIC WHICH IS THE RESIDENCE OF THIS FAMOUSE CHUNK OF MUTTON THEN IT MAY EVN GROW 2 BUTANT SIZE AND " BAAAAAA " AT U ( yet agin yer like )

soz bout the long comment i was in the mood 4 an * epic *

tune in next time 2 hear the 1 about the drug enduced eagle child!