FREEEEEEEEEDOOOOOMMMMM!!!!!!

Guys can fake it? Unbelievable! The one thing that's ours!

Brennan Huff: I'm going to take a pillowcase and fill it full of bars of soap and beat the shit out of you!

[Dr. Lilian Thurman] Do you feel alone right now?
[Donnie Darko]:Oh, I dunno. I mean I'd like to believe I'm not but I just... I've just never seen any proof so I... I just don't debate it anymore, you know? It's like I could spend my whole life debating it over and over again, weighing the pros and cons and in the end I still wouldn't have any proof so I just... I just don't debate it anymore. It's absurd
[Dr. Lilian Thurman]: The search for God is absurd?
[Donnie Darko]: It is if everyone dies alone.

They say it right when they flood the house and they tear it to shreds, that destruction is a form of creation. So the fact that they burn the money is ironic. They just want to see what happens when they tear the world apart. They want to change things.

Sean Smith: We gotta find ourselves a Smurfette.Ronald Fisher: Smurfette?Sean Smith: Yeah, not some tight-ass Middlesex chick, right? Like this cute little blonde that will get down and dirty with the guys. Like Smurfette does.Donnie: Smurfette doesn't fuck. Sean Smith: That's bullshit. Smurfette fucks all the other Smurfs. Why do you think Papa Smurf made her? Because all the other Smurfs were getting too horny.Ronald Fisher: No, no, no, not Vanity. I heard he was a homosexual. Sean Smith: Okay, then, you know what? She fucks them and Vanity watches. Okay?Ronald Fisher: What about Papa Smurf? I mean, he must get in on all the action. Sean Smith: Yeah, what he does, he films the gang-bang, and he beats off to the tape. Donnie:
[shouts] First of all, Papa Smurf didn't create Smurfette. Gargamel did. She was sent in as Gargamel's evil spy with the intention of destroying the Smurf village. But the overwhelming goodness of the Smurf way of life transformed her. And as for the whole gang-bang scenario, it just couldn't happen. Smurfs are asexual. They don't even have... reproductive organs under those little, white pants. It's just so illogical, you know, about being a Smurf. You know, what's the point of living... if you don't have a dick?Ronald Fisher:
[pause] Dammit, Donnie. Why you gotta get all smart on us?

Now why would a baldy bastard be shaving his baldy bit? Is it because he isn'y a baldy bastard! Oh, he is a bastard! But he isn'y baldy!

Back aff yah spooky bitch

So many goblins!

So many goblins!

If I'm Permitted To Speak Again, Dr. Sheldon Cooper For The Win!

Is it because I am Jewish, because I will kill my rabbi with a porkchop to go out with your sister!!

Oh Mario ... if only I could control everyone the way I control you ... HOP! YOU LITTLE PLUMBER! HOP! HOP! HOP!

I just know that moving all day can be stressful and I just thought that good neighbors, and some Indian food, might be just what you need... plus, curry is a natural laxative and I don't need to tell you that a clean colon is one less thing to worry about.

What kind of scary ass clowns came to your birthday?

Oh Gravity, thou art a heartless bitch.

(Deep voice) If you have time to lean, you have time to clean

I'd like a virgin diet cobalibre (that's a diet coke) I know

[Sheldon is Talking in Japenese to a waiter] There are many oxen in my bed! Many, many oxen!

I'm warning you, I was judo champion at math camp

This one birthday, I came home from my cello lesson, I saw a lot of strange cars parked out front of my house. When I got to the door I could hear people whispering, I could smell German chocolate cake which is my favourite.
[Penny: ....and] Oh it turned out my Grandfather had died.

That's how we roll in the Shire.

If you use my toothbrush I'll jump out of that window

It only works with spherical chickens in a vacuum

If the things we love make us who we are, then I guess that makes me giant breasts

Okay, here’s how it goes. I’m only going to tell you once: Scissors cut paper, paper covers rock, rock crushes lizard, lizard poisons Spock, Spock smashes scissors, scissors decapitate lizard, lizard eats paper, paper disproves Spock, Spock vaporizes rock and, as it’s always been, rock crushes scissors.

If it wanted to kill you, you'd be dead!

Oh Mario ... if only I could control everyone the way I control you ... HOP! YOU LITTLE PLUMBER! HOP! HOP! HOP!

If I were a guy, did I just say if I were a guy?

Handle is my middle name, infact it's actually the middle of my first name.

I get Manacures!!!

Bing, what an unusual name?? Well you should meet my uncle Bada!!